Lycaon

"Evil is amongst us! Stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention!" Definately Dead Alive, though.

Salman Rushdie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie In february 1989, a fatwa promising his death was deslared by Ayatolla Ruhollah Khomeini because of Rushdie's book The Satanic Verses. A bounty was actually placed on his head. More on it at the wikipedia site above.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Just watched Life of Brian for a class. Sometimes I really love school.

Haven't read this comic in a long while.

What, no Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, or Dead Alive? You disappoint me. (The Evil Dead zombies aren't typical undead by any means, but those movies still should be included) Tsk, tsk I say. Also "fie on you", and "for shame."

Still funny. Where'd you find these?

This is stuck in my head! Song: This is Halloween [sHADOW] Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? [sIAMESE SHADOW] Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween [PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS] This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night [GHOSTS] This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody screm In this town of Halloween [CREATURE UNDER THE BED] I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red [MAN UNDER THE STAIRS] I am the one hiding under yours stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair [CORPSE CHORUS] This is Halloween, this is Halloween [VAMPIRES] Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song [MAYOR] In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise [CORPSE CHORUS] Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll... [HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN] Scream! This is Halloween Red 'n' black, slimy green [WEREWOLF] Aren't you scared? [WITCHES] Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take a chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night [HANGING TREE] Everybody scream, everbody scream [HANGED MEN] In our town of Halloween! [CLOWN] I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace [sECOND GHOUL] I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair [OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW] I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright [CORPSE CHORUS] This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! [CHILD CORPSE TRIO] Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare [PARENT CORPSES] That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween [CORPSE CHORUS] In this town [MAYOR] Don't we love it now? [CORPSE CHORUS] Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin This is Halloween, everyone scream Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King [EVERYONE] This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! [CORPSE CHILD TRIO] In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song [EVERYONE] La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! [Repeat]

No, everone was slack fu fighting!

"Welcome to Walmart, BITCH!" Ah, MacHall... you so funny...

Just for shits and giggles... go to google and type in the word failure, then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Found this rather amusing, thought I'd share. And (much) later...

All Right, time for muthers to recognize this series as the genius it truely is. Sound off! http://www.answers.com/topic/fables?method=5&linktext=fables

Friend of mine in Austin has the first season. I'm gonna encourage him to have that Arrested Developement Marathon he's been talking about. Maybe we'll call it the Arrested Developement Wake (I wonder if there'll be boozahol...).

Well crap. Fox really is the killer of good televsion. Of course, the ratings really didn't help. Still, one does wish they had more patience over there.

Crap. I missed it? How was it?

Ah... yes, yes I do. And Fable was awesome (one day I'll have to finish it; actually getting an X-Box, would probably help).

Friend of mine has this, I'll have to check it out.

Aren't they coming out with a sequel to Black and White?

Recieved an... odd message on my myspace account, and thought I'd share: "Hey. Sorry, I don't have an account, I have to use this one for now, its a friends. I don't know if this whole online thing is for me, so I'm not ready to set up an account of my own. It seems like ages since I have been in the dating circuit. I hate the whole process of trying to find the right person. Never knowing if it's going anywhere. I do enjoy all the great sex that comes with having a boyfriend though. That is always the greatest part! I guess you have to start somewhere, so here I go. I liked your profile and wanted to say hello. If your interested even just a little bit you should email me at my email: *email removed, out of consideration for strange person* at yahoo I tried to send some pics here but dont know how so if you email me I will send you some and I guess we can take it from there. Write back soon!" Damn, I know I'm hawt-as-hell, but...crazy.

I recommend Fudoh. It's a Takashi Miike film, for those who are fans. This is starting to resemble an asian movie recommendation thread.

"How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant."

Saw it just a week or two ago. Very amusing.

Ah. I was hoping some might be somewhat interesting. If you happen to have any for the PS2 or N64 that you're interested in unloading, let me know.

Oh? What games are you getting rid of?