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Fargo ________ Peter Stormare

Kirstin Dunst Spiderman _____________ Tobey MacGuire

I think this waitress needs a fuckin drink or two...or three... Some of you are aware that I've taken a part-time job waiting tables at a pretty well-known chain restaurant. I thought it was truly going to suck big-time, but the fact of the matter is that I'm having a helluva good time. I work with a kick-ass group of people...and the company isn't that bad, either. But, I would not be your bitch goddess unless I had some ass-kicking to do. So, without further ado: 1) I swear to all that is holy and almighty that if one more cheap motherfucker comes in and asks for "just a glass of water with lemon", I'm going to cram it down their fucking throat. Let me give you a clue, fucknut....you are drinking CITY NASTY-ASS fucking water, m'kay? This is the rotten drivel that even the ghetto rats won't consume. So, go ahead, you cheap fuck....suck ir down, I hope you choke on the lemon, you ignorant inbred asshole. Um, here's another clue...this chain has a famous "all you can eat" thing that people normally get for lunch. Here's the catch, the lazy, fat fucks order this and say to me, "I'm gonna make it easy and get..." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay, let's think about this. If I am running my simple ass off to get you unlimited fucking refills, it is NOT an EASY thing. As a result, I expect you to fairly compensate me for the time I've spent running around to fulfill your every fucking need. Don't go by the cheap ass bill because you got the special with fucking city water. PAY FOR ME RUNNING MY ASS OFF, YOU CHEAP FUCK! I need to give the "Foot up the ass" award to the stupid fucking Flyer's fan, his ugly ass wife and their inbred kid I waited on today. First, these stupid morons order.......wait for it.............................. YES, city fucking water! For their snot-nosed kid, too. I give the brat a kiddie cup that is charged 75 cents for and goes with the kid's meal. Like I'm going to hand your hyper-active, inbred retard kid a large glass object with fluid in it. NO! Then, you backwards, cheap fucks order two entrees and say, "we'll share with the kid". Uh...okay. (You skinflint fucks.) So, you share the salad with your mongrel child and then have the fucking nerve to give me shit about charging 75 cents for the kiddie cup? How bout I slam your simple ass with the $4 for the fucking salad? THEN, you have the fucking nerve to bitch that your inbred child needs mints and you leave me $2 on a $30 bill. Fuck you, you rotten cocksucker. No wonder you are part of those losing inbred fucks that cheer for the Flyers. You have no class and I hope you slide under a fucking bus. From Here

Good Night, and Good Luck ______________ Jeff Daniels

Fixed it. _________

This one is awesome...

Nick's at it again ... Naked intruder wanted for burglary P-I STAFF AND NEWS SERVICES A woman awoke early Wednesday to find a burglar lying naked beside her in bed, Seattle police reported. The victim is one of two women who live in a house in the 13400 block of 35th Avenue Northeast. Police were called at 6:15 a.m. The burglar escaped from the home after being discovered, but not before donning the victim's silk robe. He pedaled away on a bicycle, and at some point, the robe was torn when it became caught in the chain or wheel, police said. The intruder was described as a pasty white man, about 5 1/2 feet tall, with hair that was dyed red. He was 20 to 30 years old. Police found the bike and a purse stuffed with women's underwear on the ground a few blocks away.

yeah I fixed it... she's a Czech man, what do you exopect?

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Van Halen - Feels So Good Yesterday I saw my love light shine Straight ahead in front of me You never really know When love will come or go But yesterday I was alone Suddenly I walked you home I never really knew What love could make me do Ill send the message in a bottle Trust in the mercy of the sea Stormy weather, oh yeah Waitin for love to set me free Everyday I watch the tide roll in Stay until it rolls away Though nothings on the shore Im running back for more Ill send the message in a bottle Pray for the mercy of the sea Stormy weather, oh yeah Waitin for love to rescue me Feels so good, feels so nice When love comes around I feel good, so good, so good, so good It feels so nice, so nice Feels so good Feels so good Feels so nice When love comes around I feel good Gonna make her feel nice When love comes around I feel good So good, so good, so good Come on, baby Make me feel good...

Love "Patton" ...Love it. ________________________ I miss John Candy... Irv: Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen. Sanka Coffie: "The key elements to a successful sled team are a steady driver, and three strong runners to push the sled down the ice." ICE? Ice? Derice Bannock: Well, it's kind of a winter sport, you know. Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in ice? Derice Bannock: Kind of. Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in Eskimos and igloos and penguins and ICE? Derice Bannock: Maybe. Sanka Coffie: See you, mon. Sanka Coffie: I'm the driver. Irv: You're not. You're the brakeman. Sanka Coffie: You don't understand, I am Sanka Coffie, I am the best pushcart driver in all of Jamaica! I must drive! Do you dig where I'm coming from? Irv: Yeah, I dig where you're coming from. Sanka Coffie: Good. Irv: Now dig where I'm coming from. I'm coming from two gold medals. I'm coming from nine world records in both the two- and four-man events. I'm coming from ten years of intense competition with the best athletes in the world. Sanka Coffie: That's a hell of a place to be coming from! Irv: Derice, a gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough *with* one. [Turns to leave] Derice Bannock: Hey coach, how will I know if I'm enough? Irv: When you cross that finish line tomorrow, you'll know. Irv: They've done everything you've asked of them! And they did it with all of you laughing in their face. Hey, it doesn't matter tomorrow if they come in first or fiftieth. Those guys have earned the right to walk into that stadium and wave their nation's flag. That's the single greatest honor an athlete can ever have. Sanka Coffie: So what should we call her? Junior Bevill: How about Tallulah. Sanka Coffie: Tallulah, sounds like a 2 dollar hooker. Where did you come up with that. Junior Bevill: It's my mother's name. Sanka Coffie: Greetings, sled god. Godspeed John. Thanks for the laughs.

Amen. God Bless American chicks while we are at it...

JOHN LEGEND - Ordinary People [Verse 1] Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday [bridge] I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [Verse 2] This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss and we make up on the way [bridge] I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second chances Though it's not a fantasy I Still want you to stay [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [Verse 3] Take it slow Maybe we'll live and learn Maybe we'll crash and burn Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave, maybe you'll return Maybe another fight Maybe we won't survive But maybe we'll grow We never know baby youuuu and I [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Heyyy) We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow

Crash __________ Don Cheadle

... and that's a shame ... I love looker Irish lasses though!

Tara Conner - Miss USA 2006 God Bless the Irish girls....

Ladder 49 _____________ Joequin Phoenix

Saving Private Ryan _____________ Edward Burns

The Skulls ____________ Paul Walker