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Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down pina coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus... and that thing you're sucking on? It's not a pina colada!
Keith Frazier: Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks.
Captain John Darius: Five bucks?
Keith Frazier: It was Tiajuana. Don't ask.
Dalton Russell: My name is Dalton Russell, pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the Who. The Where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there is a vast difference from being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy, recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery, that's also the When. As for the Why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How, and therein, as the bard tells us, lies the rub.
Madeliene White: Don't take this personally, but I don't think you can afford me.
Keith Frazier: Don't take this personally, Miss White, but you can kiss my black ass.