The NZA

Ha, never met an Excalibur fan, thats interestin. Just so ya know, I believe Nightcrawler got his own 4-part miniseries a few months back, as did Rogue, Iceman etc. Cant say if theyre much good but if youre a fan, ya might like it.

We skipped right past Taco Bell, Pollo, Wendys etc...alright, a one on one. I of course say McDonalds. Better fries, and now their shakes are gettin good too. Burgers arent bad, but i do prefer BK's. Still...that bucket of fries makes it worth the while, especially when fresh & doused in salt...mmmm. *Goes to call Mulan's cell & ask bout dinner*

Would Superman be such a nice guy to a dead man? If he knew Spawn wasnt alive anyway i wonder if it'd change things. Hulk can take him, dunno bout Supes.

Here Kee take a hit....

....i think i actually hurt my sides laughin at that one. Christ..."roll model." :p :afro:

Give it time man, these things can take weeks to get rollin, many folks havent even been here since ya crated it. Patience. They will come.

She said Gene Kelly was hot you sick bastards....why is this poor girl doomed to be misunderstood? And why all the Nazi/Staruday Nite Fever propoganda? Where oh where has Sinatra gone? :emotions:

Argh. Fine. You have your points. But not that computer. Places...i still dig Megiddo, but im not sure what were lookin for here, more panthenon or more Madison Square?

Hey! I watched the Pyramid, and im damn near your age.... And im all for Press your Luck. BIG MONEY! NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY NO...FUCK!!! That shit was funny to watch, lil animated gerbil things crapped on you while you lost alla your $ for bein greedy. :afro:

No, youre right, he was general of the Roman Legions, and that's a position you only get after pleasing many, many men. But as per request by Jumbie, we wont shatter his sad, sad arguement with history. Ill stick to the movies. Maximus - Fought lions, tigers & bears (oh my!), and a few fellow slaves. Wallace - decimated an English brigade by himself after his woman got bumped off. Had the balls to enter enemy terriroty by his damn self, went after traitorous clansmen alone. Maximus - We saw him lead into one battle early on. As i recall, he sat there in a fur coat. Wallace - Horribly outnumbered, he led armies into battle, and left victoriously, of course except for Falkirk. He fought not only alongside his men, but rushed in the front lines, cleaving englishman after englishman (do recall these were some of the most well-traied & well-armed men on the face of the eart at the time). Its good to see so many voting, however illogically, but be serious people, Maximus doesnt have a prayer. If were arguin characters only, go back and actually watch these films, it oughta be clear as day. PS many, many men.

Guess i wasnt too clear, thought "time shift" had to be at least a few years, whereas Momento, while a great freakin movie, was only shiftin a few weeks or so around, as i recall. Anyway, if that one was up there, id pick it too. (Hate to agree with HAL here...)

Hey, ass viking the defective texas instument: Ill speak as i please, thanks. Youre actually more wrong than usual. Wallace was a brillian fuckin tactician who's guerilla as well as overt tactics against calvary were mimicked for years after his death. Way to learn history. Wallace killed his first Brit soldier around 14 or so. He was appointed Gaurdian of Scotland by my age, while you were still graspin binary code. His leadership qualities, size and feats of strength in battle moved ragtag peasents as well as feuding clans to unite under him, while his use of extremely limited supplies & terrain caused massive victories against the world's most dominating force of his day, the English. Do you really think the battle of Stirling Bridge happend as it did in the movie, without a fuckin bridge at all? No. He flanked & trapped their calvary on it, then brought it down with most of them on it. The man was indeed savage, but smarter than the flick gave him credit for. Greater battle skill my ass. Defend the movies like these folks all ya want, but please dont waste your time on the history aspect without, ya know, actually readin a book or two. ...Retard.

Didnt read any, just heard some from you...damn shame you didnt take up the new Marvel Max series of that guy, i actually hear its fuckin cool. Get on it while its still kinda cheap if ya can.

That's right bitch, bow!

These were mostly historical characters (ill look into it, but i believe there was originally some existing idea for Maximus besides just rippin off Spartacus. If not, another fine reason why Braveheart is far better). Ill be goddamned if their dimensions dont matter. What the hell are you askin then, whod win in a historical match? Wallace. Actors? Crowe's tough, but Mel. The movie characters? Did you people not watch both....argh fuck it i know how Artistic feels, or even Satcha with Elvis. 5 votes for whiny "i cant go on without my woman" maximus, nothin for m'boy. Good, let im stay an underdog, but at least ive officially realized this board has lost its goddamn mind. Movie wise? You saw Maximus lead into one battle, and briefly. Most of his stuff was in colloseums against animals and such. Wallace led armies into battle, and fought in them as well, and rather well at that. Maximus couldnt even pick up that Claymore Gibson's Wallace used (which was smaller than his real one, which clocked in within the vicinity of 30 lbs!). "Chop in half"...yeah thats great. Expertise in riding & virtually all medieval weapons means shit, nevermind will power to bring down the "anglish", lets give it to the movie that got your attention span most recently. PS Yes Jumbie he was sad, before movin on & bonin the royal frenchy, albiet completely made up for the movie. PPS Im not bitter. No sir. Youre just all clearly retarded. *secretly *

No, Elvis couldntve fucked Frank. Frank was straight. Since this became a music contest instead of fight... Alita says she likes Frank's music more, which even tho i dig Elvis, i agree, as would Artistic. Ya want a detailed essay on why she likes the songs she does? The girl didnt say he'd kick Elvis' ass, just that the music was much better. And why are we all defendin the Nazi alla sudden? He's the bastard son of Hitler, people! He said so himself! Is no one readin this shit?!

The quick answer is JLA, but ill havta give it some thought. Pairing them up... Supes Vs Thor: I bet on Thor, m'self. GL Vs Iron Whore: Eh, i like new GL but Iron Bitch takes it. Cap Vs Batman: With no time to plan? Cap wins it, like it or not. Green Arrow kills Hawkeye quickly. Herc & She Hulk are tough. Wonder Woman & Martian Dick Hunter come out on top, but barely - Herc's not bad. Leavin Vision & Flash, and that's just sad. I like Vision, but Flash..he could finish this one & help the others. Even if Avengers brought Quicksilver, he barely breaks sound barrier. Again, JLA is a league of gods, i'll hear arguements for Avengers to win but it wont be easy.

Sorry folks, im a Raiden fan through & through, till i saw MK Ahnniliation :ill: *shudder*

No, sir. I read Jumbie's "Wizard's guide to Batman", and it said Batman dont fuck. Nope, not one bit, not even fine ass catwoman. See, he saves all the pent-up sexual energy for the fight, like some boxers back in the day, except every fuckin day. That's the real need for the cape; he's gotta beat off into somethin with one hand while he breaks your arm with the other. Batman:"Cmon thug...please please please be good to daddy & rob that old lady..." Would be thug: "Get away you sicko! Hey where's your other hand!?" Batman: "OOOH YEAH thats the stuff!" *SOCK! BLAMMO* "Yeah, yeah just tell me how bad you are, cmon..." It's sick, sick i tell you.

Silly Chief....like someone'd injure m' boy! And why is Iron Whore always doin shit up the ass? You never ask these questions.

I...i cant argue with that. I too got housed. Twas..humbling. Hey TD, stop on by Jedi Vs JLA and help out there, we need a dork encyclope...er, educated opinion there too! :ducks:

Hey Chuch came back! And im with him, Spidey Clone thing was really cool till they fucked it. Artistic...no, no im not gonna rank on Wild Thing. I bitch bout shitty characters and BAM! They magically find their way to this board somehow.

Ha..yeah i do, once i recall you & TD took me to Bird Bowl & showed it to me, was...interestin. Never saw much like that, outside of Splatterhouse and such. Of those ones for console, i thought the SNES one was fuckin cool, but damn they were all hard as hell. And Nightcrawler was cool on Genesis 'cause he'd teleport all over the place. Excalibur tho? Woo wee, that one went bad its last few years or so.

Wow, VI is in the crapper, really thought it'd take it. It does in all other polls anyway. VIII? Really? The battle system & contant summons didnt drive ya nuts? How bout that &*$@in illogical card game? Kee was far more dedicated to it than I.

Thanks again to Jumbie for havin me see "Frequency", that was a good call, sci-fi boy. Twas cool. Army of Darkness was a seperate dimension i believe...hey i know what ya said bout action flicks an all but where's Demolition Man? I liked that one back in the day.