The NZA

You am little kid with super powers, a la Captain Marvel. You am overdrawn muscles, to big & bulky to lift your arms over your head, much less win this one. Me am thinkin youre beat by Hulk, Spawn, Blue Beetle, Puck, Gambit, Aunt May with her umbrella, etc.

Ive seen Spawn pull off some pretty impressive shit, back when i read that book, but I dont think he's got much of a shot at Hulk. Sure, Violator once ripped out Spawn's heart, and he's had terrible shit like that happen to him & survive. But his rip off symbiotic costume, alla hell's energy & those lame add on powers that McFarlane promised but never gave (he became the angel of death or somethin, it gave him an uglier face and the ablility to leave a mark), and even if he did manage to beat Malebolgia, none of that changes the fact that the Hulk is gonna pound him into jelly.

...Which one was Orlando Bloom again? And who's your lige?

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I fuckin knew it! A vote against my boy is a vote for Hitler! Well sir, the rest of you can support the reich, i myself shall cast my vote for freedom, independence & the underdog.

Kurosawa is bad fuckin ass. I finally finished "Seven Samurai" the other day, fuckin great. Yojimbo was incredible too, and yeah, they were remade as Magnificent Seven & A Fistfull of Dollars, respectively. My next one's gonna be Ran, which im told is a remake of King Lear (which im still tryin to find, anyone have a copy of the version with Lawrence Olivier?). Junker, how's that Hidden Fortress & the other one you mentioned? Cant argue with the previous stuff; twas a good movie that had potential to really be great, but overall ive no real regrets.

Cant...yet...vote...must...figure...logical way ...for my boy to win....anger. Lets try some backwards logic! 1) Video games On SNES i believe, there was a lame JLA fightin game. In this lame game, one could play Supes, Bats or a host of no namers. Oddly, Superman & Batman dealt out just about the same amount of damage, and no Batman didnt have his Dark Knight Returns suit on or nothin. Superman could achieve a 2 to 3 hit combo. Years later, in Marvel Vs Capcom 2, Wolverine's "Berserker Barage!" super can hit somewhere in the vicinity of 30 times, and while the hits dont to as much as Superman's hits in his respective game, its still 30 fuckin times. So, it logically follows that Wolverine would beat Superman's ass, especially in a Capcom game. 2) Arguement of "he who grabs at straws" Superman got his ass beat by Venom, too stupid to learn/exploit Venom's weaknesess. Wolverine not only almost killed Spider-Man, a being much faster and stronger than him who frequently takes down Venom, but once in a shitty, shitty fight, beat Venom's ass himself. (Hey, i used to have the "he can beat the hulk, and the hulk could maybe beat superman!" arguement till Marvel Vs DC fucked that one up). >So, it logically follows that blah blah blah. 3) The Nada Surf arguement The fans voted that bone-claw Wolvy'd beat Lobo, despite his amazin inability to do so. Surely theyd back my boy here again, especially bein featured in a more recent movie/ merchandise ad naseum/ etc. 4) Desperation arguement, part deux He could enlist Dr Strange to magically help out! He could wait till Superman was sleepin! He could ask Batman for ideas, maybe borrow some kryptonite or somethin! He could hire a dirty, dirty hooker with a nasty Kryptonian VD and get Superman good n' liquored up! Must win..this arguement... *ahem* Go on, Jumbie, try I SAY TRY an find flaws in that sound, sound logic. You could build a house with it, i tell you.

Wait, who the fuck was my guy? You was votin for sinatra, and i was votin for...fuck, i always lose track.

Ah, thats the way it goes, for you artsy/discovery types. Someone else always gets the credit. When i was little, i used to wonder why, if Columbus discovered America, why arent we called Columbia? The only idea i had was that then all the druglords would get confused and wind up here.

I've been....censored. I...I feel dirty. I need a shower. On a side note, Japan's still kickin our ass. We gots Retro stuidos, draggin their feet on Metroid for Gamecube, some microsoft bullshit, and PC games. Im startin to think theyre makin me pay high ass import prices on Metal Gear Solid 2 Premium & Shenmue II as revenge for Nagasaki.

So was hitler. Dance Tyson Dance. Ya'll saw that last press conference? What the fuck, that dick cant even behave - intimidation's one thing, but what the fuck is a thug doin in pro boxin? Maybe Bacchus is right (i think he's the one who told this idea), maybe he wants to stay outta boxin but King wont let him or somethin. But even back in the day, the monkey used to jump on top of press conference tables and fuck around, like he's ali an charismatic an all, not just dumb. Fuck! I wish Roy Jones would move up and spank him. Cmon Roy, these are your prime years, man! PS Aside from alla anti Tyson stuff, i wanna hear how lenox can or cant win, i havent watched as much of his fights to be honest.

Man, you gotta be one of the harshest critics i know. I agree; idve rather seen Pitt than Cruise. But it was a clever and entertainin flick, i think the only thing ya had against it was that you said the characters didnt interest you enough to be shocked with the twists & curveballs it threw you... Now, assumin thats why you didnt seem to like this flick, even with its decent characters (ill go along with uninterestin, but ya cant say they acted like shit. hell i thought it was fun just havin Jason Lee in there), ya still came out of a well written, interestin movie, which is far more than i can say for many movies ive seen recently, not includin your RingLord. The only other question i had for everyone is this: My group at the flick hates Penelope Cruz. While i cant see arguin that she's better than Cameron Diaz, cause thatd be crazy, is she really that bad? I thought she was hot... Anyway Artistic, what ratin did you give it on your unique scale?

Im with Yahven. Die Tyson die.

If he takes it to eleven, ill send him to...hell! HAHAHA Ok no more rhymes. Boxin's great tho, lemme know if anyone hears bout that Tyson WBA trial next weds. Hey, on that note, anyone think Lewis can take 'im?

Well, it is different...so different, they dont need any of the ol' books anymore! Git on outta here, Wolverine and all other non eXtreme Ultimate nudality books! Fuckin wastin my time.

I'm prolly not gonna see fencing, tho i bet it'd be cool.

Only 4 votes, and none for Square or Sega?? Cmon people, i wanna hear what companies ya'll like and why.

Yeah, but he felt bad & went all crazy bout it. Batman breaks criminal's bones alla time & gets a stiffy from it, he's a bad, bad man. Superman, on the other hand, once got beaten up by venom. By Venom, by god! The man's two weaknesses are heat and sound! Admit it, your boy rarely gets good writin to back him up. And on a side note, isnt he a farm boy at heart? Wouldnt that mean he'd be more interested in... :baa: :dissappointed: Just a thought...

Been wantin to see this series for a while since George from anime club kept swearin by it, whats it about, whats it fall under (action, comedy, drama, a mix of several, etc)?

I'm mostly with Yahven, this one was one of the better ones id seen in a while. Sad how any hint of existentialism in a movie makes folks yell "The Matrix! Its the matrix!" But i wont spoil nothin.... Hey, anyone round here wanna go see "Black Hawk Down" soon?

Well, while even supes cant melt his bones, he could melt his organs; but everyone's arguement for Wolvy winnin is that he simply wouldnt do it 'cause he' such a big boyscout. Dont know if he can alter his molecules, he's had a host of dumb powers throughout time. hell, if the movies are true, he can kiss ya & make you forget shit.

Hmm...im guessin this guy got left of 'cause 1)He sounds gay. 2)He's one of Jumbie's suggestions. 3)He comes from some Stephen King book, which for some reason, Jumbie thinks makes it interestin. 4)He's one of Jumbie's suggestions. 5)He ain't me. That oughta tie that one up.......jackass. The sheer number of cowboys, both fictional and historical, present - not mentionin the ones left of - and surprise, your sad ass can only think of the one from your small corner of the universe. Christ. *In his most Tyler Durden-esque voice* "I say...Deliver me from literacy, wankiness, and the idea that makes me better!"

If the sky is blue, Ill take you in two.

Wait, ya might be wrong on one point *POSSIBLE SPOILERS OS SUPERMAN II AS WELL AS THE COMICS* Remember, and i hope im gettin this right in the comic as well - Jumbie help me out here - Superman did kill some fellow Kyrptonians when he realized they coulndt be contained and simply wouldnt stop. The same might go for Wolvy. More on this later. On a side note, Jumbie, have you read Action Comics # 775, Superman Vs the Elite? Its very much on the lines were talkin bout, one of the best Superman books ive read.

Kinda funny link, thought i'd pass it on and hope to solve this mystery. The Mystery of Britney's Breasts