The NZA

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: Darling, would you give me a blow-job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you crazy? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow-job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for God sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...."

Wolvy has the sheer stength to penetrate Hulk's skin, albeit usin a lil of Hulk's momentum comin at him to break through. Wouldnt win, but still, i think he could at least break skin. Dammit Jumbie, enough with the goddamn spoilers! At least mark em off once in a while, like *SPOILER* and put em way at the bottom. And while id like to think Wolvy'd behead him in one fell swoop, i just dont buy it: the last time Wolvy fought Hulk (our best reference for this fight) he almost killed him, but only by clawin the shit outta Hulk's neck a lot faster than Hulk could react. Again, Hulk isnt nearly Supes' speed, and it took a few cuts to really dig in there, im sure itd take twice as much with Superman. Jumbie, dont he have a barrier or really hard skin or somethin, initially?

Thats even scarier..than what the hell did you make that required a lab coat & made my kitchen reek of ass for hours? :dissappointed:

Lies...all lies! When ya werent stinkin up the place in your dexter's lab coat with your experimental curry, you were stickin your pee finger in other people's food! just reminiscin over here....

Ive actually still reserved my vote, im waitin to be convinced m'boy can win this, but it aint gonna be easy. Careful with those spoilers Jumbie....oh yeah, forgot one of Superman's weaknesses is magic, but that comes into his fight against Thor, not Wolvy. Keep em comin people....cause we should all know i might very well be the man's biggest fan out here but i still think he only wins in a Marvel vs DC type way....a popularity contest. Like i said, I think Lobo is the lamest anti-hero in a long time, but the only way they pulled off that fight is by not showin it at all. Remember kids, Lobo scares Superman himself, were talkin different leagues entirely here. But again, i can be convinced...tell me what i wanna hear, baby, tell me Wolvy raids a nuclear compound & sets off like 10 of em at Supes while yellin "Berserker Barrage!!" or somethin.... ???

I says fuck the lines, if it means a good story insteada recycled crap! I dunno. We'll talk bout this at the gym tonite, i wanna hear your lines before i jump the gun. Still, youre crazy for wishin death on Ultimate Team-Up, its one of the most fun books out there in a long ass time. Oughta be supportin it.

Fine fine ill check out your nytimes.com, ya win. But not Doonesbury. I know its kinda funny, ive really liked a few strips, but always had somethin against it since someone lied to me way back when and it said it was a spinoff of "Bloom County", which as a political cartoon, i loved 10x more. Guess i never got over the disappointment. And Potter is an obvious Books of Magic rip.

Expectin an anti-X-box, anti-Yahven rant? I wont indulge ya. Ill just say that even the x-box is a console, and therefore far above Yahven, a man who, when given an N64, still couldt take on Zelda. How the mighty have fallen... :wario:

I dunno...does it have Tony " 'ey, you fuckin prick" Soprano in it? No? What bout Space Ghost?

Ok, i feel like an ass now, good call Dan. Sad enough that SNK, one of the great 2-D companies, closed up shop just last month, and now i up an forget em. Dont know how high up i'd place Art of Fighting and King of Fighters, but Samurai Showdown was a blast. I remember part III had the option of bein either good or evil, taht was cool. Glad to see a number of those characters live on in Capcom Vs SNK 2, a great Dreamcast game that Yahven won't give me. Although i often miss the side-scrolling beat em ups, startin with Double Dragon, then ya got Final Fight, Crime Fighters, Vigilante, tons of others, and finally, the immortal Streets of Rage. Havent had one like that in a long, long time.

To quote silly kittens "Soon all shall feel my kirby wrath", tied only with "kiss my cute blue butt!". I had to vote Mr Game & Watch...you have to see him to understand. Damned if ill win a game with him, but its just too much fun.

damn...was there really that much trollin before, that its a giant x-files conspiracy now? Ah well. Thanks for the help, Satchmo, ill havta think bout it. It was between that and the wine technology class, and while U.N. debates are fun, i dunno if i can pass a class on how to get tanked. Either way, oughta be an interestin semster, except i gotta take "Philosophy of gawdamn feminsm", not lookin forward to that 'n. Tho i might take Bacchus' idea and just play devil's advocate, givin the John Wayne perspective the whole time & hopin for the best.

Fuk Dan, wish youda mentioned that back here, i bought a fansub of Lodoss War 1-8 or so. Ive only seen the first few episodes, but ive been meanin to see the rest: seem final fantasy-ish. Just been lookin for someone else who'd be interested to watch it with, lemme know next time youre around these parts.

'S ok, Timbo prolly has em anyway, an i doubt Lizzy remembers askin you. Ill check Netflix for em if i ever get the ones piled up here watched. Still, no Ranma OAVs for me til i see more of the series.

Friends, Drew Carey and alla that is fun, i go mostly for the Simpsons tho. While Space Ghost and others keep me comin back, im officially hooked on aadil's Sopranos. That shit is some of the best TV has out there. HBO's gotten me into their shows before, with Dennis Miller, Oz, even Arliss at times but fuck, Sopranos kicks all their asses. Tho i do miss Miller.

Ok, ill relax on the polls for the rest of the nite. Just wonderin what everyone's favorite character is, for those that have played this one or the N64 version.

Just wanted to put this one out there, since folks around here keep droppin their character levels & what server their on; now there's a thread for it. Again, a friend of mine from FIU Parking, Gabriel, says he and some other guys play on Morrel Thule Server, his character is Chroniculon. He's a pretty cool guy, drop him a line if youre on his part of the game.

Ironically, that avatar is named wrong: thought it was Luna from Lunar RPG series, its an anime chick, but cool anyway. Crap that link dont work for me...argh More vaugeness? Cmon i know a few people, any more hints?

Still tryin to see the new one, the old one is badass, especially with Heston's overacting. "Get your stinkin paws off me you dahm dirty ape!" Fuckin classic.

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she thought was Jesus. "She started screaming 'He's back, He's back' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium, which floated up into the air. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him. Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

I'd be with ya on that one but sadly i never played Policenauts, so i missed out. My friend went ape shit over that one tho. As for part 2's girly posters...have you done that weird trick yet? Try lookin at the first poster, the one in the ship's locker room, in first person view. Zoom in on her...better qualities,and call Otacon. Fuckin hilarious.

damn, Imam kept pushin Almost famous too, gonna have to see that one. Cant believe there's a Sorcese one i aint heard of - King of Comedy? Any details? Thinkin bout goin to see Ocean 11 this week, heard it was cool. Cant be too bad, havin Pitt, Damon an others in it. Last movies i saw that i really, really enjoyed were: Fight Club: If you didnt like this one, we probably woulndt get along well. If you stereotyped it as a "guy beat em up" flick, please, stop consuming. Youre the one who's puttin Britney Spears and N-Sync on the top of the charts, you fuck. Brazil - Been compared to Clockwork Orange, but i think it one ups it in every way. Terry Gilliian's more well known for the amazing 12 Monkeys, but this one is his best, by far. Check out De Niro as a rogue electrician. Patton - damn. What else has George C Scott done? This and Dr Strangelove made me really wanna see more of the guy. More movie recommendations to come.

Goddamit Dan, this kids wont stop playin my Super Smash Bros Melee, ill never finish Metal Gear 2...almost had the endin ruined for me at a local comic shop, so nothing's safe these days. Ya know what sucks? If you wanna buy the figure of the Metal Gear Ray, a piece of it is in all 6 of the new figure set, so ya gotta play pokemon and catch em all. That sucks ass. You heard anythin bout Max Payne for PS2? If its a faithful translation, im gettin it for sure. Cant believe youre still on Ape Escape, thats funny. Timbo loved that one. One more thing: I can maybe get a burned, self-bootable copy of Rayman 2 if you cant find it anywhere. Played the demo & had fun, but i didnt get what everyone dug about it, guess i shoulda played more.

Well, i forget much of MGS 1, lemme know what part youre at. If youre still stuck by next spring, remind me to bring my guide up with me, its great. If i recall, the stingers were just first-person shootin, right? Anyway, congrats on VR Missions, i didnt finish it - did ya open up the ninja? I played a bit with him, hes cool.

Poor Bacchus, he banked on Azreal:AGENT OF THE BAT, and Stan "I created every comic! Gimme money!" Lee. Let the wonds heal, but if Frank Miller, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis an such cant bring you back to the fold, nothin can. I conisder this a great day in comics: finally, good writing and art. Batman: Dark Knight Strikes Again, Origin, Punisher, Fury and other cool mature Marvel shit, the Ultimate series, Vertigo books like Transmetropolitan and Preacher from not too long back...i dont know if we can get much better than this, but i hope i'm wrong. Its just sad to see fewer and fewer folks readin books, unforgivin for crappy past books, while theyre overall gettin so much better.