MetalHeart Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 In boredom, CARLO LUND and I decided to have fun with GOOGLE VOICE. Our phone has an option where you can speak your search, and it converts it to the text it thinks you said, and brings up the search for it. At first we were asking random words (I.E. Vagina), but grew bored with that. We moved on with random phrases to funny voices, terrible accents, and downright inaudible sounds. These are our findings: "Would you like to see my Penis?" = 'WHO WAS THE MONDAY NIGHT' "I am pee pee in my butthole" = 'IRVINE IMAM MALL FL' "Why does baby Jesus touch me there?" = 'WHEN DOES BIG GAME HUNGER INDIANA' "This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down" = 'HAM' (wtf? haha) "My tummy hurts, I need an abortion" = 'MATT DAMON HEIGHT OF A NEW BOSTON' *opera-esque voice* "aaaaAAAAAAAH" = 'COOL' "My accordion smells like a fart" = 'MIKE HOLIDA INN DOWNELINK BLANC' "I am the adversary" = 'I M C A A T M Z' "alabaarararalala" = 'COLORADO' "I car cream face stab mutant horn" = 'ICON CREAM BASED ENGINE HAWN' "Hondos Bar dot com" = 'HOW DOES BARACK MEAN' "ooooh yeahhhhh" = 'EMO HAIR' "My pee smells like a juniper tree" = 'MAKI MEN LIKE I DO NOT LIKE ME' "Surgeon General's Warning" = 'FAT CONTENT OF WEDDING' "Cornish game hens sunk my battleship" = 'CORNISH GAME HEN DOG MOUTH BLISTER' "Hotwheels leading the way" = 'HOW TO WIN OVER REASON NO WAY' "*burps* smells like chicken" = 'ART WALMART MCKINNEY' "8765309" = 'BIG BOOTY COM HOME ALONE COM' "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars" = 'MALL HOURS' "*buuuuuurap*" = 'ART' "fffffuuuuuuuuu" = 'SIOUX FALLS' ...More to come! We're odd folk. edit- PS It would be absolutely dreamy if you guys had phrases you wanted us to try out, for super fun times 9000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'll come up with a few. Google voice search is by far the handiest app I've come across yet(but strangely have had minimal mistranslations). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'll come up with a few. Google voice search is by far the handiest app I've come across yet(but strangely have had minimal mistranslations). Same here. We really had to fuck around with our voices to get good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "Hondos Bar dot com" = 'HOW DOES BARACK MEAN' -should be our new slogan and "My tummy hurts, I need an abortion" = 'MATT DAMON HEIGHT OF A NEW BOSTON' -is about to be my new facebook status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 "Hondos Bar dot com" = 'HOW DOES BARACK MEAN' -should be our new slogan and "My tummy hurts, I need an abortion" = 'MATT DAMON HEIGHT OF A NEW BOSTON' -is about to be my new facebook status HAHAHA YESSSSSS!!! Also Facebook? I has a facebook! Friendables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 seconded, i would like to add anyone capable of making that their status. i gotta give this shit a try with my xbox mic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well I think I'm probably the only Amanda Morrobel around, or one of few at least. Search for me, just one of you, and I will then find and facebook stalk all of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 "I don't have my blaster" = 'earth', '1109', and 'ADULT ANIME NOW COM' "Let you win so that I could feel you on top of me" (Chris Hansen lulz) = 'HOW MUCH LAND DOES A POUND' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 Give me suggestions for craziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 How many people in the bunsen burner? Why do I smell like frozen yoghurt? I like semen. Care to dance? Fish in my underwear. Frogstomp the toaster its frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 huh. my iphone even got hondosbar.com right. it hasnt given me any funny results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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