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Purgatory

 

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

Not bad...

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Purgatory...Not bad...

If you'll notice Benny, heaven wasn't even an option. Purgatory was the highest level attainable (which makes sense...if you're human at all, you have sin, and if you have sin, you can't go to heaven immediately). So you should be proud of yourself...assuming you answered honestly. You didn't lie about the frequent masturbation, did you?

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

 

Does answering yes to this question have anything to do with it?

 

Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex?
:D

 

Whatever happened to up the bum, no harm done? I'm sure that was in the bible. Somewhere near the back if I remember correctly. I think Jesus told Mary Magdeline that was the craic, or something...

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Seventh Level of Hell

 

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

 

 

Shit. And I always imagined the 7th level of hell to be the Jersey Turnpike at rush hour...

 

Anyway, yeah, Im a blasphemor. What can I say Goddammit.

 

I'd like to point out though...IC is still more evil than I am...

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Yeah...I think I answered a lot of the Blasphemy, and crimes against God questions right...(wrong? ) Also, everyone knows that every other Wednesday, I'm totally a lesbian. But only every other Wednesday. Besides. The test can sense your true nature Nick. You are by far, according to this test, the most evil person here. It just knew dammit. That is one smart test.

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Looks like IC and I are Fucked, I'm on Level 8 with yuou pal.

 

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

 

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

This is some fucked up shit

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Second Level of Hell

 

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

 

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low

Level 2 Lustful Very High

Level 3 Gluttonous Very High

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High

Level 7 Violent High

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

 

Hmm... interesting. I thought I 'd get pretty much anywhere between levels 2-6.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Low

Level 2 | High

Level 3 | High

Level 4 | Very Low

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

Seventh Level of Hell

 

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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