The NZA Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Dante's Inferno - Find out where you end up in hell, according to old superstitions PS I made it to level 8 due to lust & heresy, amongst other vices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Level six right here. I'm a heretic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Purgatory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. Not bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Hey, 2nd Level... I'm proud of myself. Thought I would've done much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Purgatory...Not bad... If you'll notice Benny, heaven wasn't even an option. Purgatory was the highest level attainable (which makes sense...if you're human at all, you have sin, and if you have sin, you can't go to heaven immediately). So you should be proud of yourself...assuming you answered honestly. You didn't lie about the frequent masturbation, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Does answering yes to this question have anything to do with it? Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? Whatever happened to up the bum, no harm done? I'm sure that was in the bible. Somewhere near the back if I remember correctly. I think Jesus told Mary Magdeline that was the craic, or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I see I continue to be a metropolitan man, even in the afterlife. Off to the City of Dis, level six I go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. Shit. And I always imagined the 7th level of hell to be the Jersey Turnpike at rush hour... Anyway, yeah, Im a blasphemor. What can I say Goddammit. I'd like to point out though...IC is still more evil than I am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 2, 2003 Author Share Posted October 2, 2003 Waitwait...i got level 8 for liking sex and blasphemy; you got 7 for blasphemy, "crimes against nature", suicidal thoughts and anal? Who's writing the criteria here?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Yeah...I think I answered a lot of the Blasphemy, and crimes against God questions right...(wrong? ) Also, everyone knows that every other Wednesday, I'm totally a lesbian. But only every other Wednesday. Besides. The test can sense your true nature Nick. You are by far, according to this test, the most evil person here. It just knew dammit. That is one smart test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 2, 2003 Author Share Posted October 2, 2003 ... I see what youre doin. Youre tryin to get me to retaliate by killin someone in anger (like with spongey), and proving your right. I'm on to you, sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 And Beelzebub's on to you pal. Don't worry, I'll take a peek down from level 7 every now and then. You know, pointing and laughing and alla that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I thought this one needed a revival. What with all the new members here. They might not be aware of the fact that Nick is way more evil than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 they put me in the sevnth level of hell and I am not violent I think it was just the sodomy that pushed me over the edge, bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Seventh level! Looks like we're going to be spending eternity together, Chrsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 woo hoo you spank me and Ill spank you and we'll see who gives in first, by give in I mean orgasm of course mwuhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 HA! Nick is still more evil than everyone else!!! Heh, even you two naughty girls can't exceed his evil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 second that's it? ha everyone here is way more evil than you. why are you so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell! LOL not too shabby, i say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Looks like IC and I are Fucked, I'm on Level 8 with yuou pal. Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. This is some fucked up shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 i knew you were one evil bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Very High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate Hmm... interesting. I thought I 'd get pretty much anywhere between levels 2-6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | High Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 Looks like IC and I are Fucked, I'm on Level 8 with yuou pal. bout time i got some company! come on in, the water's fine. ps you get used to screaming demons. The soddomizing horned demons, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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