Guest Yahve Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 When I found out that Jason vs Freddy was comming out, I knew that it entered my must-see movie list. It was going to be horrible. I expected a new level of cheese on par with Aliens vs Anything or even the horrible Kull the Conqueror. I was shocked to discover at the theater that it was a New Line production. This means they actually had money behind it, and hope. I was even more shocked to see that it turned out to be a pretty good horror movie. Damned good. Plenty of shock scenes, tributes to gratuitous nudity, and puns galore. I only wished the five screaming girls to my right were a little farther away. Too loud For the horror movie fans, it was great. Lots of action, buxom ladies in tight shirts, and the plot they cooked up wasn't half bad at all. I know most people won't spend their money on something like this but at least find some peeps to split hte rental with when it comes out. 8/10 Bloody hatchets :stabbed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 ...how is it that Benny hasnt jumped in on this one yet...? He loves this kinda thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 I wonder what's next? Freddy Vs. Michael Myers? Jason Vs. Michael Myers? Or how about a sequel in Space in the future: Jaon X Vs. Freddy 2.0? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Actually they're thinking about doing "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 I went last Saturday and I gotta say that it was the most enjoyable movie of the summer. The fight in the boiler room was the goods. Fuck Hulk cock and Rise of The Republican, FvsJ was the best flick I've seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Sketch, forgot to say this before, but wasn't Freddy killed by the people on Elm Street 'cause not only was he murdering the kids he was also a CHILD MOLESTOR. It was kinda strange the way that that was left out, but then again, a wise-cracking murderer is okay to root for in a flick, but a wise-cracking child molester...hmmmm. Not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Did you know that the actor who plays Freddy is gay in real life. I found it pretty funny when Kelly Roland called him a fagget in her death scene after hearing that tid bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Now that I didn't know. I guess Rowland's untimely end is even more justified now (Stoopid Nelly coloaborating foo'). That'll learn her for being a homophobe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 trying to compensate for something between the legs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Y'know, I thought she was good in the movie (that being said I really wanted to see her pay for her past crimes - "no matter what'choo do..") but I thought she was really weak in that scene. Her delivery of the dialoge seemed really forced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 She deserved to be chop choped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 As did that dame outta Ginger Snaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 oh yes indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I thought the plot and acting sucked but the humor was funny. I really didn't think this was much of a horror movie as it was more of an action. But action was all i was looking for. I'm just glad about halfway through the moivie they finally duke it out and it was cool. It's probably not gonna happen but i think it would be cool if they took the tyrant (Resident Evil Boss-the one with his heart outside his body and the huge claw) and pit him against Jason. That would be COOL. MAJOR Spoilers ahaed................. by the way why would they root for Jason the whole time?Did they notice he's the one killing everybody??and why would the main character give Jason bak his weapon??man they are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 But wasn't it great... Sure Jason was killing everyone off, but Freddy was a childmolester (something that wasn't really addressed - the closest they got was the photo licking at the start I think - then again, I havn't seen it since it was released) so Jason is DEFINITLY the lesser of two evils. Plus he got hard done by first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE CALLED "FREDDY VS. JASON" NOW AND NOT "JASON VS. FREDDY"???? IT MAKES NO SENSE??!! WHAT IS THE REASON?? WHEN DID THE CHANGEOVER HAPPEN? AM I IN BIZARRO WORLD?! HOLY CRAP IS CAPS LOCK ON??!! I NEED CLOSURE, CLOSURE DAMN IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Um...alphabetical order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 It's not that I think the billing is stoopid it's that I saw "Jason VS. Freddy" in the movies in Berkeley, but now it's coming out on video as "Freddy Vs. Jason". Did I just imagine the whole thing or what? I asked people in work and they said they saw "Freddy Vs. Jason". Now, sure the weed in Cali is some a the best out there, but what the fug>>>>???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 its just the system out to get you 2T thats all. Fight the system! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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