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I remember "Never underestimate the power of the fortune cookie" whatever.

 

Tripping the Rift

 

"I can't believe you have these mortals convinced that you're this "Kevin Sorbo" character.

Some people just aren't ready for the truth."

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Red Dwarf

 

Long live Sir Lister of Smeg!

 

Just spent half an hour finding the original Lyrics to the theme song, now name the show!

 

"In 1801, the Revolution had been won,

and Uncle Sam's favorite son, had a job that needed done.

 

Which brought Jack to a lady, both beautiful and smart.

Who found his mix intriguing, a scoundrel with a heart!

 

From the Halls of Montezuma,

to the shores of Tripoli

There was never a leatherneck braver,

a daring dragoon is he!

 

He'll halt the bold advance of

Napoleon's attack

There ain't a French or Pirate rogue

Who Don't Know Jack!

 

From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli

Sailin' 'round the bloody world to defend democracy.

 

And if ya' think a better man ya'd trust ta watch yer' back,

just ask the bloke right next ta ya' (damn right!) It's Jack!"

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I googled yours Drifter, so I can't chime in with an answer in good faith, but as a hint to the others, it's connected to the last show.

 

In the meantime, here's a new one, this one's quite recent.

 

"Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink."

 

"What's that?"

 

"No idea, I just made it up. Didn't want to say Magic Door "

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Dr. Who

 

-Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy.

-It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.

-Just try to calm down, go have some pudding.

-Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help.

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How the Hell can no one get The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. ?! One of the greatest shows of all time! HOW?!

 

Oh, and Sealab 2021 (I don't have cable but I do have the DVD sets for the first three seasons :ohface: )

 

Fine, suck on another piece of my misspent childhood! Hope you choke.

 

What is that thing?!

Um, giant monster of the week?

 

This is Ann Gora Cat's-eye news.

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How the Hell can no one get The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. ?! One of the greatest shows of all time! HOW?!

 

Oh, and Sealab 2021 (I don't have cable but I do have the DVD sets for the first three seasons :ohface: )

 

Sorry, its been a really long while. Besides, that is a rather generic seeming quote...

 

Sealab 2021 is crack. Beautiful, beautiful crack.

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That's the Tick, live action with Patrick Warburton, Bishop has the DVD set

 

The quote also reminded me a little of the cartoon Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot

The "all american" Big Guy would always talk about justice, apple pie and a steaming cup of joe...

 

Anyway, more nostalgia

 

It was Neptune, Commander

Right. The guy who invented the horse.

That's the guy!

...

He was also the god of earthquakes - he'd stick his trident in the ground and shake it.

Oh, that's very scientific. Let's hope he doesn't flush the toilet.

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It's from the makers of Father Ted which you might know, well worth looking up.

 

Two from the same show, couldn't pick just one. Seconds in spoilers in case it makes it too easy.

 

Mom, it's so strange. I know I should be sad, and I am, part of me is. But it's like... it's like I'm having the most beautiful dream... and the most terrible nightmare, all at once.

 

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
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Well? What was it? :bananaman:

God damn it no, everybody should know this, it's the greatest TV show that was or ever will be made. I know Music Maniac watched it, or at least he said he did, he also said he watched Orgasmo, but I took it on trust.

 

Another quote from the same show, I think, if this doesn't give it away..

 

Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things that continue to trouble me. And I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on JFK?

 

Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess. There was a fish... in the percolator!

 

Hello, Agent Cooper. I'll see you again in 25 years.
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