Drifter Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I remember "Never underestimate the power of the fortune cookie" whatever. Tripping the Rift "I can't believe you have these mortals convinced that you're this "Kevin Sorbo" character. Some people just aren't ready for the truth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys "Don't be such a smeg-head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Red Dwarf Long live Sir Lister of Smeg! Just spent half an hour finding the original Lyrics to the theme song, now name the show! "In 1801, the Revolution had been won, and Uncle Sam's favorite son, had a job that needed done. Which brought Jack to a lady, both beautiful and smart. Who found his mix intriguing, a scoundrel with a heart! From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli There was never a leatherneck braver, a daring dragoon is he! He'll halt the bold advance of Napoleon's attack There ain't a French or Pirate rogue Who Don't Know Jack! From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli Sailin' 'round the bloody world to defend democracy. And if ya' think a better man ya'd trust ta watch yer' back, just ask the bloke right next ta ya' (damn right!) It's Jack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Jack of All Trades. (I think I'm sensing a theme here...) "What are you going to put put on your resume: dumbass?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 A classic Red Foreman line from That 70s Show And if I was running theme my next quote would be... "If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Still here, ya bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I googled yours Drifter, so I can't chime in with an answer in good faith, but as a hint to the others, it's connected to the last show. In the meantime, here's a new one, this one's quite recent. "Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink." "What's that?" "No idea, I just made it up. Didn't want to say Magic Door " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Dr. Who -Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy. -It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it. -Just try to calm down, go have some pudding. -Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 How the Hell can no one get The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. ?! One of the greatest shows of all time! HOW?! Oh, and Sealab 2021 (I don't have cable but I do have the DVD sets for the first three seasons ) Fine, suck on another piece of my misspent childhood! Hope you choke. What is that thing?! Um, giant monster of the week? This is Ann Gora Cat's-eye news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 How the Hell can no one get The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. ?! One of the greatest shows of all time! HOW?! Oh, and Sealab 2021 (I don't have cable but I do have the DVD sets for the first three seasons ) Sorry, its been a really long while. Besides, that is a rather generic seeming quote... Sealab 2021 is crack. Beautiful, beautiful crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Well here you are, weary traveler, one steaming hot cup of justice. No need to thank me, it's my sworn duty to defend this bus station against the ravages of evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 That's the Tick, live action with Patrick Warburton, Bishop has the DVD set The quote also reminded me a little of the cartoon Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot The "all american" Big Guy would always talk about justice, apple pie and a steaming cup of joe... Anyway, more nostalgia It was Neptune, Commander Right. The guy who invented the horse. That's the guy! ... He was also the god of earthquakes - he'd stick his trident in the ground and shake it. Oh, that's very scientific. Let's hope he doesn't flush the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Drifters is Seaquest DSV, i think anyway.... "If I were forty years younger I would plow that until next July. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Knew it had to come sometime... Family Guy Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 "Deadwood..." my effort.. "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 House MD Season 3 Premiere House- "I don't know what to think, how to feel..." Wilson - "It's like your leg... it has atrophy... the feelings will return, give it time." _____________ DoJ - is that one from Monty Python? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 DoJ's has to be Black Books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 ... is that a very popular UK comedy series? First time I heard of it... I'll have to Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's from the makers of Father Ted which you might know, well worth looking up. Two from the same show, couldn't pick just one. Seconds in spoilers in case it makes it too easy. Mom, it's so strange. I know I should be sad, and I am, part of me is. But it's like... it's like I'm having the most beautiful dream... and the most terrible nightmare, all at once. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Well? What was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Well? What was it? God damn it no, everybody should know this, it's the greatest TV show that was or ever will be made. I know Music Maniac watched it, or at least he said he did, he also said he watched Orgasmo, but I took it on trust. Another quote from the same show, I think, if this doesn't give it away.. Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things that continue to trouble me. And I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on JFK? Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess. There was a fish... in the percolator! Hello, Agent Cooper. I'll see you again in 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Sounds kinda familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Someone should get this. They got a cherry pie there that'll kill ya! In the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. Onechance outs between two worlds... fire, walk with me. The owls are not what they seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Twin Peaks? Not sure, cause I didn't actually watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Twin Peaks? Not sure, cause I didn't actually watch that. Finally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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