Lycaon Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 It was the "owls are not what they seem" bit that gave it away. Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation was born a creature of light and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Carnivale I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 By the laws of the Quote Games , I hereby invoke the time limit (it was Little Britain, wasn't it?). I'll make it somewhat easy: There it was. The secret of life coming straight from Carson Daly’s lips to my morphine-laced ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 My name is earl... and mm, i'd reccomend black books somethin fierce.. its brilliant... Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstacy bread. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 The Entourage? if so: "Tell me what you know!" *ZAP* "Topically applied Flouride doesn't prevent tooth decay but does make teeth visible to satalites." "Tell me what you know!!" *ZAP* "The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their purpose is sinister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 incorrect my friend.. Guess again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I believe this answers your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Sorry, British TV doesn't get much air in the U.S., even on cable TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Person one:Oh, well, you're getting old. You'd be dead in four years. If this was "Logan's Run." Person two:Ah, that would be terrible. Person one:I know. I look like a twat in a jumpsuit. Person two:Don't say that, (Named removed to avoid cheating. What are doing looking in here, anyway? Cheater) . That's a word that hates women. Person one:What? "Twat"? Person two:No, "jumpsuit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ^^ It's a guess, but that sounds like it could've come from SPACED. Hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Correct. Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Damn you all and your elitist high-brow British sitcoms! Why can't you just stick to American programming like the rest of the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Damn you all and your elitist high-brow British sitcoms! Why can't you just stick to American programming like the rest of the world? SPACED wasn't exactly highbrow or elitist, but it was a nice slice of fried gold. New (blatantly American) Quote: Person 1: You are American? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Oh! You must have very big penis. Person 2: Excuse me? I want to know what's going on with these toys! Person 1: Nothing. We are very simple people, with very small penis. His [person 3] is especially small. Person 3: So small. So small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 South Park. I really gotta see that Chin-Pokemon ep again. Someone else take my 'turn'. I don't like this quoting business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Kind of an easy one, but: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Kind of an easy one, but:"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." If that quote isn't referencing Chuck Norris in Walker:Texas Ranger then it deserves a roundhouse kick to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Oh yay. A Chuck Norris reference. I think even he might be tired of those by now. ... Except the Helen Keller one. That one was fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Anything with Helen Keller is comedic gold. Why did her dog run away? Because you'd run away if your name was GNORFGRORF too. When telling it, blindly grapple the air in front of you for visial multiplier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Kind of an easy one, but:"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." Firefly Anything with Helen Keller is comedic gold. [/i] Scientifically proven. She is one rib-tickling li'l bundle of parental disappointment. Most people called her "Helen", her parents just called her "Shame". Now I gotta get all zen on ya tho: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound? Meditate on that shit. 's deep. "What's Helen Keller's favorite (insert anything arbitrary)?" Then as soon as they open their mouth to say something interrupt with a loud WAAA-WAAAA. The aforementioned flailing and a Stevie Wonder head weave do nothing but add to the comedic value. Now a quote...uh... "Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center. And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Ren and stimpy, i do believe. My turn, and it has certain pertinence with my last few days in work. Hello, [space intentionally left blank]. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I'm guessing IT Crowd. That show's fucking great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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