Acalis Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Inspired by the 'Movie Quotes Deux' thread, I give you 'Television Quotes' thread. Same exaxt rules apply from MQD, except instead of quotes from movies, you post quotes from your favorite TV shows, sitcoms, reality shows, etc., and the others are supposed to guess the show it was said on. Let's start off with an easy one to get the ball rolling: "English side ruined! Must use French instructions... Le Grill?! What the hell is Le Grill?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Extra Hard, TV is... says Master Yoda. Monty Python? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Simpsons. -Do you think Phantom Menace is as good of a movie as Empire? -Well, certainly, I think it's the best movie I've made yet. -Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy? -Well, my kids thought... -And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trains him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains him? -Um, well, the power of myth... -Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but told people you had it written for years? -Objection! The pod race was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Somehow I see this just turning into the Simpsons quotes thread. But that one was Clerks TAS Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day in the morning, victory is mine. Good morning, Josh. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. It's going to be an unbearable day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Somehow I see this just turning into the Simpsons quotes thread. That and Family Guy. So many good ones from both, but I was trying to avoid either. Instead, I thought I'd pimp Clerks: the Animated Series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Somehow I see this just turning into the Simpsons quotes thread. But that one was Clerks TAS Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day in the morning, victory is mine. Good morning, Josh. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. It's going to be an unbearable day. Also reminds me of a That 70s Show line too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 There a time limit on this thread, like on the movie quotes thread? 48 hours, or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Somehow I see this just turning into the Simpsons quotes thread. But that one was Clerks TAS Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day in the morning, victory is mine. Good morning, Josh. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. It's going to be an unbearable day. Best fucking TV show there is - The West Wing. R: What's wrong with you? (beat) R: Are you stoned? M: I've got illegals in my bottom... R: WHY do you do this to yourself? M: I don't know...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 " You REALLY are a plonker Roddas! " " 'E 'ooh dares wins eh Rodney? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Simpsons (again sorry but i fuckin love this quote) Lisa-"Relax? I can't relax. Nor can i yield, relent or....only two synonyms? Oh my god! I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaaaagh!" Homer-"Its always in the last place ya left it." One of lisas only good quotes in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 So...the whole...game aspect of the thread is kinda lost, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 An apple? Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Guess no one's even gonna bother trying to answer RA's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sorry, wasn't reading closely enough, thought it was already answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Best fucking TV show there is - The West Wing. R: What's wrong with you? (beat) R: Are you stoned? M: I've got illegals in my bottom... R: WHY do you do this to yourself? M: I don't know...! Dead Like Me. So, how about we only have one quote at a time, 48 hours (like the movie thread). Makes things a bit easier, yes? So who's next? Don Baineone posted, is crimsonfire answering and posting one, or just posting one? And then there's Jax's... This thread's already a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You go ahead, Lycaon, everyone will catch up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Right then. I suggest restarting this with the same general rules as the movie quotes thread (48 hours for quotes, only one quote at a time, the person who correctly guessed the quote gives the next, etc). Oh, and I suggest a new rule: After two consecutive quotes from the same series, choose a new series to quote (that way we won't have all Simpsons and Family Guy quotes, hopefully). Here's mine:"I dreamt someone kidnapped my baby and they kept sending me muffins in the mail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Movin' on. Tell me something. Why were you so sure those voices weren't coming from you? Well first, I know I'm not psychotic. I hope your other reason is more convincing. And second, the voice kept calling me "Bruce". In my mind, that's not what I call myself. What do you call yourself? ............................ ...oh yeah, I suppose you would. But that's *my* name now. Hrm, tell that to my subconscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 *sigh* mine was Frasier. Silent Bob's was Batman Beyond. Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? I would prefer conscious, but I don't know what your .. pleasure threshold is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Babylon 5? "...... But if your hand so much as touches steel, I swear by my pretty floral bonnett, I will end you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Firefly! Here's a challenge. I was trying to get ahold of you all day. You don't call me, Bob. It doesn't work that way. Then what's prayer? ...corn nut? Thanks, I'd love one. Waaait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof! Yeah Bob, show them the corn nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 God the Devil and Bob. Attention. Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at ---------: after six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and ----- ----- have agreed that flagpoles in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches high. World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting peace. -- PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 M.A.S.H. "[Voice over] Anyone who thinks controlling people is a science is dead wrong. [spoken] It's an art." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 "[Voice over] Anyone who thinks controlling people is a science is dead wrong. [spoken] It's an art." Profit "Never underestimate the power of the cookie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 No idea, but its been (at least) 48 hours, so... "Just once, I'd like to time travel and not see Nazis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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