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The beer song by weird al

 

Oh... what is the malted liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

I could not refuse a (Beer)

I could really use a beer, beer, beer

 

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

 

I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)

That's my son the drunken manly stud

I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels

No, I'll call it quits

Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

 

Drink with your family

Drink it with your friends

Drink till your fat, stomach distends

Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you

We like to drink till we spew! Ew!

Who cares if we get fat?

I'll drink to that

 

As we sing once more...

 

What is the malted liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

Golly, I adore it! (Beer)

Come on dammit, pour it!

Do it for me, brew it for me

Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world

HOORAY!!! (BURP!)

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AC DC

» Have A Drink On Me

 

Oh! Whiskey, gin and brandy,

With a glass I'm pretty handy,

I'm trying to walk a straight line,

On sour mash and cheap wine,

Ahh!! So join me for a drink boys,

Ahh!! We're gonna make a big noise.

So don't worry about tomorrow,

Take it today,

Forget about the check,

We'll get hell to pay.

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Yeah,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

On me.

Come on!

Dizzy, drunk and fightin',

On tequila white lightnin',

Yes!! My glass is getting shorter,

On whiskey, ice and water,

Yeah!! So come on and have a good time,

And get blinded out of your mind.

So don't worry about tomorrow,

Take it today,

Forget about the check,

We'll get hell to pay.

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Yeah!! Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me, yeah,

Get stoned!

Have a drink on me,

Oh! Have a drink on me,

Yeah,

Oh! Have a drink on me,

Come on,

Oooh.

Gonna roll around,

Gonna hit the ground,

Take another swing,

Have another drink,

Gonna drink it dry,

Gonna get me high,

Come on all the boys,

Make a noise.

Chorus

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me,

Have a drink on me.

Have a drink oooooooon me!!!!

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:xmas:

 

"T.N.T"

Based on the performance by AC/DC

"The Nintendo Song"

Parody by The Charnstar

 

(oi! oi! oi!

oi! oi! oi!

oi! oi! oi!

oi! oi! oi!

oi! oi! oi!)

 

It all started with Nintendo,

The first of the gaming scene,

When it came we all said "Whoa"

Wasn't just a machine

Mario had hold of me,

Donkey Kong on my right

Don't mess me up, ain't got no life,

But I've got delight...

 

 

 

~REFRAIN~

 

 

With the N.E.S., I played all night!

(N.E.S) Fell in love at first sight!

(N.E.S) I'm on overload!

(N.E.S) It's the NINTENDOOOOOO!

 

 

I'as dirty, mean, and mighty unclean

Blood shot in my eyes

And then came a brand new system

I had to buy

So, got off my fat butt, and ran for my life

Went to the kitchen, and grabbed a sharp knife

And ran to the store

You, know they'd be lotsa gore...

 

 

 

~REFRAIN~

 

With no N.6.4,, 3D graphics

(N.6.4) Ain't playing with no bricks!

(N.6.4) I'm on overload!

(N.6.4) WITH NINTENDOOO!

 

 

~SOLO~

 

 

 

~REFRAIN~

 

N.E.S (oi! oi!oi!)

N.6.4. (oi! oi!oi!)

N.G.C (oi! oi!oi!)

Now The Wii! (oi! oi!oi!)

 

It's the Wii, A funny name!

'ntendo Wii! I'm gonna buy all the games!

Play my Wii! I'm over load

With my Wii! It's NINTENDOOOO!

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You know me so well

 

 

Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

 

I come home in the morning light

My mother says when you gonna live your life right

Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones

And girls they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun

 

The phone rings in the middle of the night

My father yells what you gonna do with your life

Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one

But girls they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have -

 

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Girls - they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun

 

Some boys take a beautiful girl

And hide her away from the rest of the world

I want to be the one to walk in the sun

Oh girls they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have

 

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Girls - they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun,

They want to have fun,

They want to have fun....

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ok..well, only that he has not been everywhere...but close enough on his tour!

 

"I've Been Everywhere"

JOHNNY CASH

 

 

I was totin my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road

When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load

If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride

And so I climbed into the cab and then I setteled down inside

He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand

And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

 

I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breatherd the mountain air, man

Of travel I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

 

I've been to:

Reno

Chicago

Fargo

Minnesota

Buffalo

Toronto

Winslow

Sarasota

Wichita

Tulsa

Ottawa

Oklahoma

Tampa

Panama

Mattawa

LaPaloma

Bangor

Baltimore

Salvador

Amarillo

Tocapillo

Barranquilla

And Padilla

 

I'm a Killer

I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breatherd the mountain air, man

Of travel I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

 

I've been to:

Boston

Charleston

Dayton

Louisiana

Washington

Houston

Kingston

Texarkana

Monterey

Fairaday

Santa Fe

Tallapoosa

Glen Rock

Black Rock

Little Rock

Oskaloosa

Tennessee

Tennessee

Chicopee

Spirit Lake

Grand Lake

Devil's Lake

Crater Lake

 

For Pete's Sake

I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breatherd the mountain air, man

Of travel I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

 

I've been to:

Louisville

Nashville

Knoxville

Ombabika

Schefferville

Jacksonville

Waterville

Costa Rock

Pittsfield

Springfield

Bakersfield

Shreveport

Hackensack

Cadillac

Fond du Lac

Davenport

Idaho

Jellico

Argentina

Diamantina

Pasadena

Catalina

 

See What I Mean

I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breatherd the mountain air, man

Of travel I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

 

I've been to:

Pittsburgh

Parkersburg

Gravelbourg

Colorado

Ellensburg

Rexburg

Vicksburg

Eldorado

Larimore

Adimore

Haverstraw

Chatanika

Shasta

Nebraska

Alaska

Opalacka

Baraboo

Waterloo

Kalamazoo

Kansas City

Sioux City

Cedar City

Dodge City

 

What A Pity

I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

I've breathed the mountain air, man

Of travel I've had my share, man

I've been everywhere

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Get this Party Started - Pink

 

Get this party started on a Saturday night

Everybody's waitin for me to arrive

Sendin' out the message to all of my friends

We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz

I got lotsa style, check my gold diamond rings

I can go for miles if you know what I mean

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

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