the division of joy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Yeah, this came from my state of true hondonisity, me posing, happy as larry with a half empty bottle of jager.... Is it a good straight drink, to be enjoyed by all the family or between beers, or is it that gay, graham norton and paul o' grady look straight by comparison fuck-a-poll..... thats three now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jagermeister, nasty some times, sublime other times. Isn't it an apperatif? Dunno about it being gay, i think Sambuca is gayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jagermeister, nasty some times, sublime other times.Isn't it an apperatif? Dunno about it being gay, i think Sambuca is gayer! Sambuca and Jäger both fall into that category of shot that are difficult to drink, not because of their alcohol content, but because of the evil, evil Aniseed taste. wuhuhuhu..... Only one time I enjoyed Jäger, that's when Aki, lead singer of Electric Eel Shock(who I think may be sponsored by Jägermeister) gave me a shot of it at the front of the stage, but I was already far gone on other things that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jager is only gay when you get so wasted on it that you end up fucking your male friend in the ass and cant remember the next day. Cos shit like that can happen on Jager. Trust me i know i heard somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Man, rimjobs, date rape, i'm getting concerned about you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jager is only gay when you get so wasted on it that you end up fucking your male friend in the ass and cant remember the next day. Cos shit like that can happen on Jager. Trust me i know i heard somewhere. you and your toyboy manager paul eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jealous much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 gay much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 ditto Though Jager can be nice sometimes, i prefer tequila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 tequila is angry mexican firewater.... defo not my thing... pernod isnt bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 pernod, only ever drank it once, ages ago, can't remember what it tastes like! sour apple schnapps is always good, easy to drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 hmmmm apple schnapps :gay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 tequila is angry mexican firewater.... defo not my thing... pernod isnt bad.... Ah, you're not drinking the right one...get some Patron Silver -- smooth... Jager, on the other hand, is disgusting...BLAH! Someone gave me a shot of it once and as soon as that taste hit my buds, it poured down the sides of my mouth because I couldn't swallow it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 i had some of my friends tequila before, it was about 80 euro or so, cant remember the name, but it was disgusting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I used to loathe it and it would make me really sick...then my friend introduced me to Patron and a night is not a night without at least one shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Jager, on the other hand, is disgusting...BLAH! Someone gave me a shot of it once and as soon as that taste hit my buds, it poured down the sides of my mouth because I couldn't swallow it... Try it with Coke, it's like mouthwash that makes your teeth worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 What about that shit with the gold flakes in it? That stuff is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 goldschlager? that shit is good, but it tastes too much like jam for my liking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 but jam is good right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I like Jager. For some reason, I prefer alcohols that are kind of thick. I find that it slides down easier and gets me drunk quicker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 heh im struggling not to make a cock joke right now! woops kinda just did! sorry im intoxicated!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 heh im struggling not to make a cock joke right now! woops kinda just did! sorry im intoxicated!!! I quite enjoy cock jokes. Go right on ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Jager is far from gay. First of all you've got to be really brave to drink anything that dark. It looks like motor oil. Second of all it is strong as fuck. That's why they call it "The Black Death." Personally, i like it. Nothing else brings on a black out in quite the same way. Tequila *sniff* I miss it. In the last year I've become allergic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Line Nightmare Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Drinking girly drinks (Cosmos, Sour Apple Martinis,etc.) is, er, girly... which, if you're a dude, can equate to gay. I'm going to have to consult the Official Book of Man Laws, but I think the only way it's acceptable for a dude to consume a froo-froo drink is if: A) There's nothing else. B) You're already drunk because you've consumed all the Man Booze and need to raid the girly stash. The percentage of Man Booze in your system SHOULD ALWAYS off-set the froo-froo drinks you consume. C) You're trying to convince a girl you're gay in order to have her pursue you, and eventually bang her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Jager itself is good shit or when mixed properly with other drinks... except this: I've gotten off the energy drink bandwagons since I stopped working overnight. Caffene's good, but I've found energy drinks to make me panicky and feel like I'm having heart palpitations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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