The NZA Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 Calvin & Hobbes comic strips here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 (edited) Â Found this on LJ. Â haha i love it Edited March 8, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 (edited) a seafarer's knotlucky are the leaves of the clover she's diggin for chemistry with the butcher's tools shifty are the eyes of the gambler the sand is a richochet. taste my grit?  through the motions & waving wishes to your confidence & eloquence  he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe invoking a blue that's meant for us too what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain  lucky are those one headed carlights those two are as thick as thieves not a penny more shaky on a cold wetted statue i'm diggin for pattern leaks on unleaded fuel your spots & your seeds lack fur we're all a mess as though we all have another row in us.  through the motions & waving wishes to your confidence & eloquence  he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe invoking a blue that's meant for us too what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain  gather round hold your glasses up high drink to love while we wait for high tide keep it short, keep it brief you have my word gather round while we wait for high tide  he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe invoking a blue that's meant for us too what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain  he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe your spots & your seeds lack fur we're all a mess as though we all have another row  CATCH THE FEVER. Edited March 8, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Idea for a programme, ladyshapes with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like [picks up picture of Jet] Sharon Davies and Jet from Gladiators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperEeyore Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 DEFINITIONS..... Â Â 1. Hot Costner i) Brilliant, stunning ii) Sexy, Very Attractive iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them. i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner" ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner" iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D." Source: Dan Josuttno, Feb 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 memo to: myself from: myself  lauren-- please stop spending your goddamn finite amount of money. fuck on teh mac makeup0rz.  thanks, the management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 cowboy's poetry corner  dear adelphia cable, la lindsay's bronchitis/projectile leprosy, and puala abdul: you 3 are the suck. choke on my fuck! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 What do you get when you mix Isa, Jay, 2T and myself in msn messanger? Â Hot Costner goodness. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 "Well, yeah, i got health insurance, but i didnt think it's that big a deal; its only been a week or so." Â "Yeah, good idea. Blood in the urine, that kinda thing usually clears itself right up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 THE IRON HYMEN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals. Â Â HAHA MH, you should defo post that in pimp my hand or something. Awesome find. Â Â On an unrelated note: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 aaawh thanks MLB Â Did you check out this one too???: Â SEX IS FOR FAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 That's stupid Steve, why soak bread in urine when I can drink it right out of your....oh...sorry this was for another site... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 SHHOOOOOOORRRRYYYYUUUUUUUKEEEEENNNN! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 CLICK HERE for some booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 GHETTO AIRPLANE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Â One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. Â "What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. Â "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" Â She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 There's no angels here Just a sun to light the way To places where my friends Turn to strangers  Oh my lover, on a long long empty road Oh sweet lover, I got lost  There's no angels here Just a light to lead the way There's no innocence Only stangers  Oh my lover, on a long long empty road Oh sweet lover, I got lost  And I... I need to get back home  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing i hate housing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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