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a seafarer's knot

lucky are the leaves of the clover

she's diggin for chemistry with the butcher's tools

shifty are the eyes of the gambler

the sand is a richochet. taste my grit?

 

through the motions & waving wishes

to your confidence & eloquence

 

he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things

applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe

invoking a blue that's meant for us too

what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain

 

lucky are those one headed carlights

those two are as thick as thieves

not a penny more

shaky on a cold wetted statue

i'm diggin for pattern leaks on unleaded fuel

your spots & your seeds lack fur

we're all a mess as though we all have another row in us.

 

through the motions & waving wishes

to your confidence & eloquence

 

he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things

applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe

invoking a blue that's meant for us too

what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain

 

gather round

hold your glasses up high

drink to love while we wait for high tide

keep it short, keep it brief

you have my word

gather round while we wait for high tide

 

he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things

applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe

invoking a blue that's meant for us too

what large amazing things that we'll turn into rain

 

he's turning a-green from these envious glorious things

applied ambitious faith that can keep us all safe

your spots & your seeds lack fur

we're all a mess as though we all have another row

 

CATCH THE FEVER.

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Idea for a programme, ladyshapes with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like [picks up picture of Jet] Sharon Davies and Jet from Gladiators.
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DEFINITIONS.....

 

 

1. Hot Costner

i) Brilliant, stunning

ii) Sexy, Very Attractive

iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.

i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner"

ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"

iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."

Source: Dan Josuttno, Feb 4, 2005

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Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

 

 

HAHA MH, you should defo post that in pimp my hand or something. Awesome find.

 

 

On an unrelated note:

 

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:D:D:D:D

 

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

 

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

 

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

 

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

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There's no angels here

Just a sun to light the way

To places where my friends

Turn to strangers

 

Oh my lover, on a long long empty road

Oh sweet lover, I got lost

 

There's no angels here

Just a light to lead the way

There's no innocence

Only stangers

 

Oh my lover, on a long long empty road

Oh sweet lover, I got lost

 

And I...

I need to get back home

 

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