The NZA Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 I stole this idea from Thomas Cashel on the Preacher's Divinity board, where the topic had run to 672 replies and 3571 views in 6 months ( ! ) The idea is to post anything you want, with ONE RULE ONLY: **YOU MAY NOT REPLY TO OTHER POSTS** every post must be random, no connection at all to the previous......let's begin: One day, I'll have an original thought. I will. Someone told me that once. Today was rather windy, i had perky nipples like half the fuckin day. I garuntee i found this far more disturbing than you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 What? You've never seen two gay guys on a horse before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 I wanted wine, women and song, all I got was a drunk woman singing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2002 Author Share Posted April 8, 2002 Wang is itchy, and nowhere to go. "The music is nothing if the audience is deaf." -Walter Lippmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Look at the sea and think of your evolutionary past. Look at the sky and imagine the future. Look at the land and think of the present. And at the most profound place where land, sea and sky meet - there ye shall play volleyball! :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2002 Author Share Posted April 8, 2002 Keep shakin them hips, Shakira....you cant escape me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 "I'm trying to comprehend the things I write And I'm living the lie that I cannot satisfy Much against everyone's advice I'm still trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying" :shoot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2002 Author Share Posted April 8, 2002 Ive decided not to get awkward durin the quiet moments: ive no need to dominate the conversation any longer, like Depeche Mode, ive opted to enjoy the silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 Bacchus needs to cook more often. "I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so." Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 They took an hour from me goddammit, I had to wake up early the next day... and some asshole tells me that it's not 12, it's 1. I felt like i wasn't the master of my own destiny anymore, I was insignificant... Now I know what people felt like when the atom bomb dropped... if they can take an hour... just like that, what else can they do?... I won't stand for this, I'll take that hour right back next fall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 How now, brown cow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Everybody needs money... that's why they call it money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 You just...you just dont eat horseys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 El queso esta bien podrido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 This is my 1988th post, for those keepin score. Corben Dallas, multi-pass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 True story: A couple goes into a room you see... and with them they bring a potato, some orange juice and some peanut butter... when they leave, the peanut butter and orange juice are all eaten up... but WHERE THE hell DID THE POTATO GO?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 Tell me, do ya think it'd be alright, if i could just crash here tonite... you can see, im no shape for drivin, and anyway ive got no place to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 "Yeah, I'll have 2 western Whoppers, extra barbque sauce.." "That'll be 5.56, please drive up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 hee hee hee...nobody knows im sittin here naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Track this topic E-mail this topic Print this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 "Ah the perfect crime, hee hee hee!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 10, 2002 Author Share Posted April 10, 2002 In the future, there won't be anymore men or women...there'll just be wankers. - Renton, Trainspotting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 "Albatross! Albatross!" "And now for a slightly longer intermission..." - from Monty Python's flying circus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 ::plays intemission by the Ramones:: pumpumpumpumpumpumpumpumpum pumpumpumpum pumpumpumpumpumpum pumpum aaaahhh yeah intermission pumpumpumpumpumpumpumpumpum pumpumpumpum pumpumpumpumpumpum pumpum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 I love this show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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