Athena Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 i think I'm gonna be sick. These fucking monkeys! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahddammit. boys.... monkeys..... monkeys..... monkeys!!!!!! who are you? why are you in my house? I don't know you! I'm calling the cops now.... Until they get here I'm going to throw stinking cat litter on you until you agree to vaccuum up the mess you made me make on my carpet you fucking slob. I'm not done yet! Where's my fucking mouse? if you pee on your mouse, what color does it turn? Oh good, then, you're not pregnant. But you will be someday. And he's gonna weigh 18 pounds at birth you crazy 56%-gay schlop. Half assed lesbian you turned out to be. do lesbians even like assing? what's an assing? Should I ask my gay buddy? Do you think he'll know? Do I wanna know if he tells me? What's wrong with you? You need to have more compassion for gay people! Insensitive prick! Ask Bacchus to say "cock" -- he says it right. Then insert that ----here----. Who the fuck are you? Why are you in my house? .... .... .... .... :monkey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 BURNT VERSION: i think I'm gonna be sick. These fucking monkeys! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahddammit. fellated assholes.... monkeys..... monkeys..... I should neglect your porkhole. monkeys!!!!!! who are you? You've got ten seconds. why are you in my juicy house? Well? I don't know you! I'm calling the fucking cops now.... Are you ready to burn? Until them poo pirates get here I'm going to throw stinking cat litter on you and your monkey until you agree to fuckin' vaccuum up the fucking mess you and your hand-job made my stupid ass make on my stinky carpet you and your hand-job fucking slob. I'm not done yet! Where the fuck's my piece of shit fucking mouse? ANSWER ME, or I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT. if you pee on your sorry mouse, fuckin' what color does that shit turn? Oh GOOD, then, bastard,, you and your hand-job're not pregnant. You are a cream-filled cracked fuckmonster. But you and your sluts will be someday. And he's gonna weigh 18 pounds at birth you and your sluts crazy 56%-gay schlop. Half assed lesbian you turned out to fuckin' be. do lesbians even like assing? Fuckin' you should know. fuckin' what's an assing? I want answers. Should I ask my fucking gay buddy? Fuckin' you should know. Do you think he'll know? Answer me, dammnit. Do I wanna know if he tells me? That's the fucking question. Fuckin' what's fucked-up with you? Truth be told, I don't even give a shit. You and your monkey need to have more compassion for gay people! Insensitive prick! Ask Bacchus to fuckin' say "cock" -- he says that shit right. Then insert that ----here----. Who the fucking fuck are you? Rhetoric doesn't suit us, though. Wanna get smoked? ¨¶¥J©»J©R©J©.›i©b©i©r©i©z©i©€©i©‡©i©“© -------------------------------- Burned by the Burnmaker! * http://toy.thespark.com/burn * -------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 14, 2002 Author Share Posted April 14, 2002 "4th quarter....To be announced....(we dont fuckin know)" ..dammit, when is Xenosaga comin out!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Die! Bastard son of a sailor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 14, 2002 Author Share Posted April 14, 2002 Hey, im workin on somethin really cool over in comic forum, "Come in Alone - Justifyin comics as an art form", go check it out people. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 We should see the gates by mornin' We should be inside the evenin' Sun, sun, sun! Burn, burn, burn! Soon, soon, soon Moon, moon, moon I will get you Soon! Soon! Soon! Gotta finish most of my movie filming today, that sun better stay up there nice and long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 I've contacted someone that I've always wanted I've contacted someone that I've always wanted to meet We'll talk about reality, you and me We'll talk about cruel, cruel reality. This from a band with an album called 'Hope is Important'?! Nevertheless, Idlewild kick serious ass musically, they better play Ireland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Damnit, I've to go to bed, I've to get up to get ready for work in 4 hours...well just one more thread to reply in, best for last...and before you say, and I know you can't say anyway, but I know and acknowledge I do have a problem....so I'm quitting my job tomorrow so I can spend my every waking hour online!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Well I'd 2 more threads, 3 if you count this, just wanted to say that I've only 3 and a quarter hours sleep that I can get left!! I'm not after sympathy, I just enjoy a vocal (of a kind) internal monologue... ...cos I often don't listen to it otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Another thought brought to you by Super Eeyore: Maddness is the Magical word for this group of people and its followers....... :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: :emotions: ::waves white flag in the air:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 15, 2002 Author Share Posted April 15, 2002 ...and that should bout top off my final philsophy essay, outside of the final exam ones anyway. Been a suprisingly long road, but interestin at least. For all ive read, i wonder how much i really learned..? i recall knowin a whole lot more before this major. ...now i know why Socrates drank the hemlock. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 I've been hassled by "the man" all day! First they kick us out of teh construction site we're filming the movie in, then later at nigh, we get pulled over going the speed limit cause we looked suspicious I guess. Officer: "Are you nervous? You have nothign to be nervous about if you did nothing wrong" me: "Well, um, you pulled us over for, like, a reason, didn't you?" Officer: "When you're nervous it makes me nervous." me: "well, I don't know what to tell you...you've got the gun, you know... heh... heh..." ::Tells me to take stuff out of my pockets:: Officer: You have lots of stuff in your pockets. me: uh... yeah, apparently so. Officer: why? me: uh... no reason really, lots of change I guess, some starlight mints... Officer: Where you coming from? me: lakes of the medow, we were dropping off a friend officer: Who? me: um... he's not here... because we dropped him off see... officer: No, who's the friend? me: uh... andy... nice guy, kinda pudgy, big metal fan, I mean... you dont know him. officer: Why are they sitting in the back of the van? me: Well, there's only two seats up front... where else would they sit? and on and on till the man finally decided he had gotten his kicks and left us the hell alone. fuck the police... fuck, fuck, fuck the police... fuck em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Sounds like he had a sense of humour. I would have busted yo ass. If the man is 5, then the man is five...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 15, 2002 Author Share Posted April 15, 2002 Anger - No replyin to threads! PS since we violated that rule already, can we get a lil more random that just quotin music lyrics? Christ. Fine, my turn. Ya'll know that techno dance song? You know, the one with the drums and like 3 or 4 beats goin at once, it goes "doo doo, doodoodoodoodoodoo, do doo doo..." etc? Fuck, you people know the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 "A little less conversation a little more action please!!" Hey isn't Apostol meant to be spelt Apostle?? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Increase Your Nerd Power - part 1 of...well probably 1 Ok you can be dishevelled, but when was the last time anyone complimented you on being hevelled? Always looking at the negative! And how come inflammable means very flammable?! And verbosity. You can be verbose but you never hear of people that are nounose or adjectivose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Sometimes I think I'm the only one in town who sees the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 random conversation I had on the metrorail "I speak Yiddish, you know." "Say something in yiddish" "Only dogs can hear yiddish" "um... ok, go and tell that dog to sit in yiddish" "I said dogs could hear it, not understand it, it's a tricky language" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 Bacchus - if you get this message before i get up & adjust the AC, could you go adjust the AC? Its fuckin cold in here. PS ne'ermind, i adjusted it, thanks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Did you ever think legos could be used in psychoanalysis? I get a box of legos today, me and my friends start building stuff... one builds a house, one builds a cool robot, the other built a plane... I come out with a lego gallows... with a guy hanging from a chain and everything... um... ok, try again, boat, elephant, motorcycle... car! There we go, a car is pretty normal... too bad there's a woman in the trunk with her legs sticking out... They brought out the point that that probably says something about a person, of course, I have no clue what they were talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 You are not your username. You are not your total post number. You are not your fucking khakis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Ever notice how in those movies not once do you see john wayne's teeth?... There's gotta something wrong with a guy that wont show you his teeth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 "Us Indians... we've gotta look tough, you know? You can't just walk around with that dumb grin on your face, they'll walk all over you. You've gotta look like you just came back from killing a bear." "But, our tribe didn't hunt bears, we mainly fished." "What? You want to look like you just came back from fishing? Who do you think you are? Dances with Salmon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 This is what the forum looks like viewed from my computer. PS if youre gonna listen to "Dirty Vegas - Days go By", i recommend the full vocal mix, it's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Who's for a game of footie? Everyone bring their jumpers and Fred can bring the ball. 30 mins okay? See you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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