Lottie

Well, I live out in the sticks so he doesn't make it over often. Hasselhoff and Danger Mouse pop in from time to time...I videotape them brawling and sell it to the highest bidder.

Hmm....if you did indeed instigate the awakening of Hondo's scientific side, then I thank you. She feels a rounder character for it.

Nick's given science a home here, who would disapprove?...who indeed...

You broaden my horizons.

Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek? Buck Futter!

Ah...my keyboard humour is too much for the average beard. Still, you can't go wrong with headwear and guns....there are no wrong answers in this game.

THERE ONCE WAS A BEARD NAMED TOM. HE LIKED CAPS.

....Bang...

Another competitor for Best Avatar...damn Skeet, encouraging like that...Optimus never gets the appreciation he deserves. Good too see you (back, and in general).

I was thinking about Pez. But I'm way past that now.

Yeah...you enjoy your gay hysterics about clean jackets and bright, happy colours...feed your boyfriend huge pizzas, until he's too fat to run from you like the rest. The past had bowler hats and dinosaurs.

Loves <3

When people mention God, his face comes to mind. Weirdly, his body looks something like Noddy's, but we won't go into that. 'Make it so'.

Bitter-sweet and wonderful, like that dark chocolate Bounty I ate today. It's a taste of paradise.

I read a little of the thread, but probably not enough to know where it's going at the moment. Sign me up.

I first saw it weeks ago, and I am to this day. (Yes, you have to read this inr everse order now, but i'm a little too drunk to mind) <3

Sure I thought you were a girl....I was jealous of the facial hair when

You tell'm.

And...yes...I've just realised you're male. You have redeemed yourself. ;)

Ah, of course. Boys vs. girls, always good sport. They have us on upper body strength, but there are ways around the problem.

Good Lord.

It may well be. I don't see it as a picture, so much as a warm glow of awesomeness.

More people should be optimus prime.

My biggest fear is speculating about when my research into monkey/tiger hybrids will backfire. Science can only take us farther....

I felt I should have mentioned something about nuclear war in there, but now I'm all out of negativity. What a bastard.

Stick together... as far as a couple of people separated by nearly two hundred miles can. Though I'm going to have to figure out whether you're mildly patriotic, fiercely nationalist, or just lonely first. Still...let's hear it for England, and its many cynics.

That's the one. The eternally sunny town of Bolton. God bless her.