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if you guys miss an episode nbc.com has the full episodes. thats what we had to do the other night when doug forgot to dvr it. i loved yesterdays episode.

xanax and ben and jerrys and im starting to thing that maybe i kinda like myself again.

the not very well known pregnant barbie. she was recalled rather quickly, after some parents started throwing fits. quite valuable, and i would love to add her to my collection

look up sex on the urban dictionary. freakin hilarious

la vie boheme. i love RENT

im not really listening to anything but i have thriller stuck in my head. wonder where that came from

heres one i just made. best peach cobbler evar! one cup flour one cup sugar one cup water 1/2 tsp salt 2 tsp baking powder one stick butter melted mix all together and pour in a 9x13 casserole dish one can peaches in juice (not in syrup) 1/2 cup sugar cinnamon to taste pour in pan over the rest. sprinkle with xinnamon cook at 400 degrees for 45 min

that is so going on my christmas wish list!

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. he he

scooby snack shot malibu shot midori melon whipped cream shake all (even whipped cream) and strain into shot glass

sex on my face 1/2 ox each jack daniels, southern comfort, malibu, banana liquer splash each cranberry, pineapple and orange juice shake and strain into shot glass. they are wonderful

my stupid messenger wont let me talk to anyone. wtf?

you used to eat twix like that when we were kids. lol

From craigslist.com: Survival Of The Fittest "Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. "Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser,' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. "I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. "Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. "When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, 'Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.' "This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this 'grant money.' I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. "There can be only one." just thought that was interesting. i like to eat my m&ms in pairs with one on each side of my mouth. anyone else have any funny food things?

attempting to resist the urge to be a bitch......

that is exactly what id like to be. domestic and sexy as hell

good job sof. she is fi-i-i-ine

putt-putt equals sanity.

agreed. not hot. is it wrong that while packing a few extra pounds, that i only really want to get it on with the skinny girls?

sex with an alligator shake one part midori melon liquer and one part sweet and sour and strain into shot glass. sink one part razzmatazz or chambord. float one part jagermister.

omfg batman for the win. that was a great movie i thought. but i dont really know much about comics. you guys are converting me, little by little