Mr. Hakujin

sorry arnah, but i agree w/ nick costanza on that playlist. yeesh my brother-in-law is into P90X. that shit is hardcore. but he's an iraq war vet and way into fitness, so it's likely right up your ally. it's pretty cool and you can choose different options w/ how you interface and is fairly customizable for a DVD workout. and in requests for self-motivation. i've had a gym literally four blocks down the street from my house for about a year and have yet to join. i'm one hard dude to get motivated. so feel free to txt msg me randomly and call me fatty until i join and get my arse in gear. i'm only about 10-15lbs overweight, but i've lost almost any muscle tone as i've been one couch potato/Internet surfing mo'fo for all of 2009 and most of 2008.

never heard of the first distirct 13, but the trailer for the sequel looks pretty kickass. also, parkour is not for amateurs:

Hillbilly, you don't even watch this show. Sod off.

Jaysus, Eamonn. There's 5 seasons and over 100 episodes of mythology to discuss, which basically means anything about the show itself would need to be spoiler taggeded. If they haven't watched it then fuck off from the thread until such a time as said viewing has been completed. Otherwise only non-aired shyte needs to get spoiler tagged. It's a standard rule in TV discussion threads. I'll do my best though to tag it for the nins, but no promises that I'll get 'em all and ninnying about it will get tired after a while. In fact, kinda already has...

Enter Ninnny #2.

Hotdamn, I love that song! The video is great, too. Chokes me up a lil' when Roy's part comes on and the guitar is in the empty rocking chair.

This happened to me a few weeks ago, but w/ two far less large black girls as they were in jr. high. It was in the hallway first thing in the morning. Luckily two other teachers were there. I didn't get hit or anything but they both pushed another male teacher up against the wall as they engaged in the seemingly ritualistic hair grabbing and refusing to let go technique. Cray-zee ass bitches.

It's an interesting film. Cohen Bros. Gus Van Sant, Alfonso Cuaron, Natalie Portman, Steve Buscemi, Bob Hoskins, and a few other known names are involved. Let me k now what you think when you get around to it.

Nick, that pick is fail w/out crazy mountain man beard. It's a Season 4 finale thing. Exactly what I was trying to say. I'm re-watching S3 on Blu-Ray now and it's * *tags used purely to keep spiffy from ninnying about lack of spoiler tags.

spiffy, i'm of the mindset only shit which hasn't been aired deserves spoiler tags. if you haven't seen the previous stuff you really should peruse threads like this at your own peril. anyway, i think jack said that because he wants kate to be happy, whatever her choice may be. although i just got S3 on Blu-Ray ($26!!!) so I'll have to re-watch it and get back to ya on that one.

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus C+ Interesting concept, stunning visuals, wonderful performances, and an intriguing premise--nothing new really for a Terry Gilliam film. However, all those combined still don’t add up to a story that really goes anywhere or has a real point, which is sadly ironic for a film that attempts to extol the virtue of a good story. Too bad the film didn’t take its own advice. Anvil: The Story of Anvil A- Surprisingly touching and hilarious documentary about two best friends who refuse to let their dreams of being heavy-metal rock stars die, even as they approach their fifties. Their passion and humor make the sadness of watching them refuse to let a lost dream die almost inspirational. Couple’s Retreat C- Vince Vaughn and John Favreau got their breakthrough debuts in Swingers about single men trying to find love in L.A. and attempt to come full circle, in a way, by writing about four guys trying to work out different problems in their marriages. Unfortunately the writing, also Vaughn & Favreau, is pandering and the plot is nonsensical. The only reason I didn’t give this film a “D” was the fact these middle aged men all had wives with ridiculously toned bodies and the film gratuitously showcased these hot wives (Kristen Bell!!!) in bikinis. Paris, Je T’aime [blu-Ray] B+ This film is actually 20 different five minute short films. Each five minute film takes on a different setting in Paris and is written & shot by a different director. The interweaving theme for each film is love in Paris. These five minute shorts range from humorous to touching, bizarre to inspiring, and from good to horrible. Some you want to go on for an entire feature and some you wish would’ve stopped at the one minute mark. This is a beautiful film on Blu-Ray, but the extras/supplements are almost non-existent (one 20 min. documentary). Recommended rental.

ASC & Spiffytee: It says in caps "MAJOR SPOILERS" at the top of the video. So you were all safe, you ninnies! The first four minutes of the last season online 4 days before the premiere is awesome news. I've watched it 3 times already. Besides, the only

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Trudat, MH & GS. Who Dat Nation!

In regards to Acalis's last post: what Logan & Baytor said is spot on. I will add that Leno is an evil genius. He's made it quite clear the Tonight Show is his fucking life. The man never had a guest host in 17 years (which is exactly how Jay got his break in showbiz--guest hosting the Tonight Show). Letterman routinely beat him for his first 4-5 years as host of the Tonight Show. By moving to 10PM, Leno just took "his" Tonight Show an hour early thus stealing all the thunder of a new Tonight Show host b/c he essentially just took the Tonight Show and put it an hour earlier. If he failed then Coco was also sure to fail b/c of the shitty lead-in Leno gave him. I love Coco, but he wasn't tearing up the ratings either--CBS' Craig Ferguson was often tying or beating Coco the last few years in the ratings. I will say Acalis is right about the NBC execs being the ones to blame. They never should've taken Leno off--he did bring in the highest ratings and he did not want to retire the Tonight Show. Personally I would've liked to see Coco stay on air and think Leno's a soulless automaton , but apparently that's how Acalis and most of the country likes their comedy. Business is bidness.

Yeah, Newt. Be like NZA and make Blargh posts that are the length of an entire page rather than just one item per post. Let Newt continue to post his lame dino/kittie apaocolyptic battle acenes. Every now and them there's a gem in there. Like this: Clearly the world's most athletic juggler. How bored must you be to practice bouncing a round plastic lid off of your walls and catching it? Seriously guy, have you no Internet?

Best do before and after shots to be on the safe side.

Yeah, we do that on purpose. Only way to fix it is to post pics of K's enormous knockers. Trufax.

Motherfucker what? We're gonna fuck up that mongoloid Manning and then come to yo' house and shove your Thanos statue up that cocksheath you call an anus.

The Saints vs. The Colts. Personally I'm still in shock we made it. Thank Christ Favre is an old man and was knocked delirious thus causing him to make that shit pass in the final seconds of the 4th quarter and letting us go into OT and win the NFC Conference. The Soul of New Orleans. If this vid doesn't motivate y'all to get yer TX & MIA arses down here for Mardi Gras then I don't know what will.

Interested to see what NZA and our other pseudo-philosophers here have to think on this demon theory. Some interesting stuff here on not only demons in the traditional religious sense but also in a philosophical context. For example, Morton's Daemon can explain the Jax/Arch rivalry fairly well. First paragraph below, click for the rest:

I think he's also making a shadow-puppet of a dog licking its wiener.

I'm a huge Stern fan. He's been eating up all the negative spin Leno's been getting in this situation as he's been preaching that Leno is a souless scumbag for years now ever since he stole Stuttering John away as the Tonight Show announcer. He was invited to be on Coco's last show, but he hates flying and si a big homebody ninny so he wouldn't fly out to LA to do it. Too bad as it would've been a slice of fried television gold had he done so. Love your new sig by the way. That Kimmel bit was hilarious.

That is a funny image. But at least he wasn't caught reading a book upside down or anything. That would've been really embaras...uh, oh, wait. Nevermind.