MyLeakyBucket

This London graffiti artist rocks my world: Banksy

IC, those are something. Wow.

MC meet MC

Nice... Muse put on a great live show. I'm up to four gigs in one week (a record for me). Ash/The Bravery, ...And you will know us by the trail of dead, Moby/Mos Def/Less Than Jake and Bloc Party. Gonna be crazy

What are they up to in the books now? I read up to about 10 or so when I was living with TMTYLizard (have tried to coax him back, could use some more literary stuff). He mentioned seeing and liking a few of the films I think. Any good then?

Yeah, missed the boat on that one. As for Jax's, I think it's the Lemonheads but not sure the name of the song. Is it just 'I'd tell you' or something? Assuming I got it, here's some more. Not sure if anyone will know it but it's a classic: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

Yeah I made sure I pulled out all the stops for that post. Felt a little bad about the one before. Girl with balls on pool table? Damn straight.

For all those on the east coast: VACATE THE FORUM IMMEDIATELY. THE DAILY SHOW BEGINS IN 10 MINUTES!!

Am I right in believing that's Mr. T. Cashel?

And to redeem myself:

Just for u IC:

Simon Pegg: comedy tv and film legend (at least in my book for producing best sitcom ever; Spaced) and hot totty

I sat through a whole damn O.C. episode to watch the trailer's first appearence on tv. And then they played it at the end. How depressing was that? Was worth every minute of bad yankee drama though. It looks mad cool. The fight scene between Vader and Obi-wan is gonna be the shiz.

Managed to find this in Blockbuster like a week ago and kept it for as long as possible. It's so wicked. Can't help thinking there is gonna be some messed up kids after watching this, but damn its fun. Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins! I miss my cupcake

booze booze booze, only 24 hours to wait.

Cat Power are cool. Got that new Chemicasl Brothers track in my head. Galvanize!!!

Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals. HAHA MH, you should defo post that in pimp my hand or something. Awesome find. On an unrelated note:

Definitely. An advantage of The Day Today is you get to see the genius of Morris and Alan Partridge (resident sports correspondent) on one show.

I assume he's talking about adapting the book, Porno by Irvine Welsh. Really recommend that book, I liked it even more than Trainspotting. The story is great, can't wait to see what Danny Boyle does with it.

LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing At My House Listen out for it on alternative rock radio. It's damn infectious.

And thats not the worst news. That lovely lady you see next to him is Billie, queen of crap pop music and ginger shagger. Deary me

That's what I heard.

I realised I've just been listening to free-style jazz on the radio for like an hour without noticing. Feeling funky. Blow man blow!! Damn, I'm no Kerouac.

To be honest thats all I am expecting. Morris + sitcom = not as good as Brass Eye. Watched Jam again the other day, won the boxset on DVD a year or so back. Its still the craziest piece of tv and radio ever made. Squirt your squit to death Yeah that was about right. Thats higher than he would have appeared had the public have been voting I think.

DAMN!! That's even better than the first. My favourite line has to be I have a message for Iraq, "Go home and die". Thanks for the update KoS, would have been a while till I found i I reckon. KoS and Jont, have you been watching Chris Morris' new show Nathan Barley? Lindsay (Goatboy's Girl) has been recording it for me so looking forward to watching it over when I get back to the UK in April. She has told me it's pretty funny. Also, really pleased to see at Christmas when I watched the top 50 list of Comedian's favourite comedians, Morris came in at #9 I seem to remember. Was very chuffed. Increasingly, it seems the bone around our brain is not the skull, but the pelvis. The society in which we live is dangerously fixated with sex, segregating those with ‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ AIDS while applauding pop stars who offer sex to anyone from Former Yugoslavia, so the time is clearly right for a ‘risky’ television discussion show to ram the felchspoon up the topics that no-one else dares hump. If this were really happening… what would you think?