Master Star

Soooooo. Funny fact for you sir. My lady friends and I often refer to a woman's snatch as her crim, LMAO! Before we go on the boat in our swimsuits we always tell eachother to make sure they have "trimmed their crim". Cause we ain't tryin to see anyone's crazy 80's porn bush. Random for you, yes. But I have a hard time referring to you as Crim (for this reason) and not laughing to myself everytime. Have a nice day!

Saw a license plate this AM...I couldn't believe my eyes. "ASC2000"...like your own special Terminator name! LOL Hope you are having a good day! xoxo

Today is a good day.

Birthday Weekend! Holllllla!!

Happy Anniversary loco.

Renewed and refreshed!

Ooooh DMV, be kind.

Loving classical guitar music at the moment.

My girlfriend rolls the tightest J's. Fa sho.

The Seminole Indians are the Mascot for Florida State University. The University of Miami hates FSU with a passion.

I send yoo hugs. Xo

Give yourself a blow job. ;)

Happy Birthday you sexy hat wearing down under dweller!

Hey, how are you? You getting any rest? I know being a care taker of someone is rough. I hope things are getting better and you get a smile on that face! Thinking of you! xoxo

:P (mines is bigger)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!!! See you in a bit!

Seriously, are you crying Beavis?

Spanking...yes please.

It's a beautiful day.

Murphy's Law...is very real.

You taking care of baby bowl?

Ok flooding...calm the fuckmdown.

You down to chill, homie?