Silent Bob

It does look kinda like the church in Kev's run, but since Karen Page is only getting a small part, Elektra has a large part, and I have yet to hear of them casting Murdock's mother, I don't think the movie is going to have anything based on that storyline.

JMT, you never heard of Backdraft? Damn, you're missing out. Go out and rent it, today!

I actually think it shoulda been called "Tim Burton and Danny Elfman's Nightmare Before Christman" because Danny Elfman did almost as much to make that movie. He even did Jack's singing voice. But I guess that was too much of a title.

Heh, yeah that was a great movie. "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing a way a perfectly good white boy like that." "I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy" And back on the subject May 21, 2004 - Mission: Impossible 3

Actually, JMT, Cruise was nominated for his supporting role in Magnolia.

And let's all congratulate Mel in spirit, today. Today he turned 76.

Holy fook, I'mma pikey!

Much tougher. It was actually a tie between The Breakfast Club, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Christmas Vacation, and Ferris Bueller. But since Ferris Bueller is my personal hero, I'll hafta go with that one. "So he makes this flick, Sixteen Candles, right? It's ok, there's tits in it, but no bush. But Ebert over here don't give a shit about that sorta thing. Because he's like all in love with this John Hughes guy. Goes out and rents like every one of his movies. Fucking Breakfast Club, where all these stupid kids actually show up to detention. Fucking Weird Science, where this babe wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't, because it's a PG movie. And then, Pretty in Pink, which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch, anymore. Because everytime it gets to the part where the red-head is about to hook up with her dream guy, he starts sobbing like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nuthin' worse than watching a fucking fat man weep."

Yes, if only, JS. My personal favorite is The Nightmare Before Christmas, but I know he didn't actually direct that one, so I'll also go for Edward Scissorhands

Yeah, c'mon, you coulda put Backdraft instead of The Grinch. That woulda gotten my vote.

Heh, I dunno. I'm sure it's gone down quite a bit, by now. But it's no longer using the original cast, though, so no Nathan Lane or Matthew Broderick, and they were some of the reasons I wanted to see it. I think they made a cd of it, but it's hard to find. I wish they had made a dvd. One can only hope...

Might not do well, JMT? Last I checked, if it had made only half a million more, it would have beaten Minority Report for first, last weekend.

The movie, or the Broadway version? Unfortunately I've yet to see either in its entirety (though I've seen a few scenes from the movie, and it's great) but I heard that the Broadway show was even better. Hell, it has to be with casting that inspired.

I always hated Harry Knowles. Now I know why. The guy has such a huge lack of taste that he calls Minority Report trash, and called Episode II brilliant. :dissappointed: Fan boy.

Doorman: Hey, my little brother loves you guys. Do you think I could get him one of those proton pack things? Egon: The proton pack is not a toy Ray: I guess he's right.

'S exactly what I woulda said.

I always thought so, too, but I researched a bit before I made the poll and found out it's not true. "It's not true?" "No, it's not true." "Aha! So, it IS true!" "A double negative!" "Double negative? Do you mean you have photographs." "That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away." "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?" "You don't need any help from me, sir." "That's right!" Ok, not a Mel Brooks flick, but certainly in his spirit.

So, what can we learn from this short trailer? First of all - costume changes. Not actually tights, thank god. Just tight clothing. And the hood over his head isn't attached. Which is good. Ever notice how in the Batman movies, he could never turn his head. Kinda dumb for a super hero, isn't it? No solid metal clubs, either. Not that anyone really cares about something that trivial. And, oh yes, the DD is there. Elektra also apparently wears two costumes. That leather piece that we've all seen, already, and the classic red sash type thing that doesn't leave much to the imagination. Kinky. It really isn't fair that a blind man gets such hot women, anyway. Bullseye - well, geez, it'd take all day to go into his costume changes, so I'll just mention what appears to be the same. Um.....nuthin'. Kingpin. I take back all I said. That man IS Kingpin. What else does this trailer tell us? Not much except that Jennifer Garner knows how to work those sais, and Aflac can twirl a bo or two (innuendos mostly intended)...oooo, we're impressed. Bullets in Daredevil's world make a helluva lot more sparks than they should, which is important because they seem to often be the main lighting source for the scene. And poor poor Foggy didn't even make the footage cut. But, then again, neither did Kevin Smith.

And for those of you who have yet to have had the priviledge... http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/daredevil/ The Teaser.

M-m-minority Report, gooooooooooooooood. I'd write more, but I gotta go rest from getting a sensory overload from that movie and that oh-so-wonderful Daredevil trailer that came before it. So, yeah, I'll comment more, later.

"You can't leave. She won't let you" That was a creepy movie.

Randal: You honor, you've also never been in a Spielberg movie. Judge: I was in Gremlins! Randal: But not Gremlins 2! Judge: Hey! You're right! I'm gonna allow it.

Jay: Let's go, Silent Bob. I want to get in line for that Caitlin chick's kissing booth. Dante: What? Caitlin has a kissing booth? Like, for charity? Jay: Yeah, only it don't cost nothing. (Poking his head back in) Jay: And it's not for charity. (Poking his head back in) Jay: And there's no booth... (Poking his head back in) Jay: And it's more than just kissing... (Poking his head back in) Jay: And you don't hafta be a guy... (Poking his head back in after a long pause) Jay: Dude, she's cheating on you... Randal: So much for "Dante and Caitlin 2: Electric Boogaloo" Dante: I think I hate her. Randal: You know what I hate? Soccer. Hockey is so much better. Dante: What does that have to do with Caitlin? Randal: Everything. Like it's so stupid how they use nets in soccer. Dante: Hockey uses nets. Randal: Yeah, but in soccer, the object is to get the ball past a "goalie". It's so dumb. Dante: There are goalies in hockey, too! Randal: ........Dude, Caitlin's cheating on you. Ok, so yeah, that one you probably gotta see to find funny, too...

Wait, that'd be the QuintupleD party, wouldn't it?... And I've a feeling that Wolverine will still be getting most of the attention, since Kelly Hu is supposed to be playing Lady Deathstrike. Interesting, but I'd wish they'd give the other characters a chance.

Nono, Bacchus, I know "To Be or Not To Be". But I was only including movies he directed, and he didn't direct that one. "Occupation?" "Stand-up philospher." "What?" "Stand-up philosopher! I coalesce the vapor of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension." "Oh! A Bullshit Artist! Did you bullshit last week?" "No" "Did you TRY to bullshit last week?" "Yes" Heh, or the one that most people usually don't catch. "Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! - Hey Josephus!" "What's up, mother-fucker!"