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No, everone was slack fu fighting!

"Welcome to Walmart, BITCH!" Ah, MacHall... you so funny...

Just for shits and giggles... go to google and type in the word failure, then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Found this rather amusing, thought I'd share. And (much) later...

All Right, time for muthers to recognize this series as the genius it truely is. Sound off! http://www.answers.com/topic/fables?method=5&linktext=fables

Friend of mine in Austin has the first season. I'm gonna encourage him to have that Arrested Developement Marathon he's been talking about. Maybe we'll call it the Arrested Developement Wake (I wonder if there'll be boozahol...).

Well crap. Fox really is the killer of good televsion. Of course, the ratings really didn't help. Still, one does wish they had more patience over there.

Crap. I missed it? How was it?

Ah... yes, yes I do. And Fable was awesome (one day I'll have to finish it; actually getting an X-Box, would probably help).

Friend of mine has this, I'll have to check it out.

Aren't they coming out with a sequel to Black and White?

Recieved an... odd message on my myspace account, and thought I'd share: "Hey. Sorry, I don't have an account, I have to use this one for now, its a friends. I don't know if this whole online thing is for me, so I'm not ready to set up an account of my own. It seems like ages since I have been in the dating circuit. I hate the whole process of trying to find the right person. Never knowing if it's going anywhere. I do enjoy all the great sex that comes with having a boyfriend though. That is always the greatest part! I guess you have to start somewhere, so here I go. I liked your profile and wanted to say hello. If your interested even just a little bit you should email me at my email: *email removed, out of consideration for strange person* at yahoo I tried to send some pics here but dont know how so if you email me I will send you some and I guess we can take it from there. Write back soon!" Damn, I know I'm hawt-as-hell, but...crazy.

I recommend Fudoh. It's a Takashi Miike film, for those who are fans. This is starting to resemble an asian movie recommendation thread.

"How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant."

Saw it just a week or two ago. Very amusing.

Ah. I was hoping some might be somewhat interesting. If you happen to have any for the PS2 or N64 that you're interested in unloading, let me know.

Oh? What games are you getting rid of?

Some friends of mine are playing. I may ask if they'll me borrow it when they're finished. Looks pretty, but the plot sounds a bit limited. Heard goodness about from people that've played anyway, so I'll probably give it a chance at some point.

The Kool-Aid Man is the ultimate killer...

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers naked, Couple and threes Grandparents swing from the ceiling. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Corporate capers and office amore. Shenanigans outdoor and in. Resist and then later your find out there's more Regret in not doing the sin. Our lives have to die Of that there's no help My favourite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum. Then dies on the spot His corpse there still stuck, Left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to fuck Personally I reckon it's worth it. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does everybody else get that feeling?

I haven't read Deadpool in ages. Such good material. I heard they've changed it up in the past several years. Is it still any good? I miss Gerry Lequarre, the globe-trotting bum who'd show up in the oddest places talking crazy shit. Approximate quote (eh, what do ya want? It's been years): Gerry: "Pop Tarts. Everybody knows. They're bad mojo. Remember Toaster Strudels? The big competition? Then bam! Overnight they disappeared from the shelves, and the add exec in charge? Fitted for cement shoes and dropped off at the Great Lakes."

Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine, The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line. The lion choked, the monkey croaked, And they all went to heaven in a little row boat,

*ahem* iggytiggydiggydo. That is all.

Metaron What Dogma character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Alan Rickman, not bad. (edit)...odd, it won't post the picture. Ah well, as you can probably guess from my earlier comment, I scored as the Metaron.

Yes. It is on DVD right now. I suggest watching the subtitled version. Hopefully without getting into the sub vs. dub fight, that particular version is better (the dubb is similar, but changes various things, such as the soundtrack. Having Kung Fu Fighting play during the movie is mildly funny, but just takes away more than it gives). The Hong Kong DVD translation is just funny. "kick the soccer over here!"