Aartemys Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Anyone seen this? I saw the ad for it when I was walking out of Wal-Mart yesterday...release is 12/22 at midnight... Hot For Teacher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 When I heard about this I thought it was a joke. But I suppose if Aerosmith gets one then Van Halen surely deserves one. Still, this'd better have a lot of Hagar in it because the singer will hate all David Lee Roth songs, the lyrics bar will say "*Scream unintelligibly into the mic and say 'YEEEEEAH' every now and then.*" Here's some more bands I'd like to see get games: Guitar Hero: Wings - Wherin' you try to get the same score you got on Beatles Rock Band and fail horribly every time. The final song will be an extended rendetion of "Ebony and Ivory" and you lose points for every note you hit so you have to do good enough in the rest of the game so that you can still get a positive score by the time the song ends. Iron Butterfly Rock Band - The entire game will be about trying to make it all the way through "Inna Gadda-Da-Vida" one time. The Monkees Rock Band - You hold the instruments but somebody else plays for you. Ase of Base Rock Band - Not so bad for the singer but the drummer gets tired of playing the exact same thing for 15 songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 where you loved as a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Well, that was a less venemous reply than I expected. Hey, I love Van Halen, they're good to listen to, but they will not be a fun Guitar Hero game unless they focus mainly on Van Hagar (because say what you want about Sammy Hagar, he actually sang) for an example of how the singer's part will, check out the lyrics to Runnin' With the Devil: Yeah, Yeah! Ah, yeah! I live my life like there's no tomorrow and all I've got, I had to steal Least I don't need to beg or borrow Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills Oooh, yeah (Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!) (Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil I'm gonna tell ya all about it I found the simple life ain't so simple When I jumped out, on that road I got no love, no love you'd call real Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home (Ah, yeah-ah!) Runnin' with the devil (God damn it lady. You know I ain't lyin' to ya) (I'm only gonna tell you one time-ya!) Runnin' with the devil (Yes I am! Yeah!) (Guitar Solo) Woo! Woo! You know I, I found the simple life Weren't so simple, no When I jumped out, on that road Got no love, no love you'd call real Got nobody, waitin' at home (Ah, yeah!) Runnin' with the devil (Hold on. Hold on, I'm runnin'! Ah, yeah!) Runnin' with the devil (Uh! Uh! Come on, one more time) (Guitar Solo) (Ha-yeah!) Runnin' with the devil (Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!) Runnin' with the devil (Woo! Woo!) Runnin' with the devil (Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!) Runnin' with the devil (Woo!) Given how annoying it was having to bark like a dog or mimic whatever sound was made whenever Ringo dropped a piece of paper or Paul farted too close to the microphone in Beatles Rockband, it's going to be a disaster trying to imitate David Lee Roth's ADHD approach to singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Will it ever end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I personally look forward to Sean Paul Rockband, it will be like Guitar Hero 3 for the singer and every song is Through the Fire and the Flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Will it ever end? When every stupid person stops buying them. I'm only talking about GH. It stopped being fun after after the 2nd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Bad news for Baytor, the games has none, absolutely zero, Van Hagar songs. All the VH songs feature Diamond Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 When I heard about this I thought it was a joke. But I suppose if Aerosmith gets one then Van Halen surely deserves one. Still, this'd better have a lot of Hagar in it because the singer will hate all David Lee Roth songs, the lyrics bar will say "*Scream unintelligibly into the mic and say 'YEEEEEAH' every now and then.*" Here's some more bands I'd like to see get games: Guitar Hero: Wings - Wherin' you try to get the same score you got on Beatles Rock Band and fail horribly every time. The final song will be an extended rendetion of "Ebony and Ivory" and you lose points for every note you hit so you have to do good enough in the rest of the game so that you can still get a positive score by the time the song ends. Iron Butterfly Rock Band - The entire game will be about trying to make it all the way through "Inna Gadda-Da-Vida" one time. The Monkees Rock Band - You hold the instruments but somebody else plays for you. Ase of Base Rock Band - Not so bad for the singer but the drummer gets tired of playing the exact same thing for 15 songs. best.post.EVER. sings...'all that she wants is another babay...she's gone tuhmorrow....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Bad news for Baytor, the games has none, absolutely zero, Van Hagar songs. All the VH songs feature Diamond Dave. Man, not even Poundcake or Can't Stop Lovin' You? Fuckin' weak. I feel for the singer, even the average drummer can't spaz as much as Diamond Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 When every stupid person stops buying them.I'm only talking about GH. It stopped being fun after after the 2nd one. It seems that green day may be getting it's own game. So fuck rockband as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 It seems that green day may be getting it's own game. So fuck rockband as well. We're only about a year out from Toby Keith's Down Home Drunken Dog Fucking Twang-a-Thon, I'm telling you all now. You'll look back on Green Day Rock Band and remember the good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 We're only about a year out from Toby Keith's Down Home Drunken Dog Fucking Twang-a-Thon, I'm telling you all now. You'll look back on Green Day Rock Band and remember the good times. And the sad thing is that your right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 the other sad thing is the good songs that are on the GH series end up as DLC on the Rockband2 game (for me and the majority of people who use the online RB2 or GH forums). they hit something good with The Beatles, everyone sings along anyways, and honestly, besides making the drums more like drums, it's the only thing that can possibly improve from any of these band based games. DJ hero hit another aspect of the game, but honestly, it's cool for a few songs you like and then even that gets tedious. The band based games are great for parties, I'll give them that, but any party that only involves one band (areosmith, ac/dc, the beatles) is certain to be a snorefest of sorts. It's milking a dying cow, and it's getting old fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 these games are awesome cause six months later, you can get them for like $15. ask bish, he grabbed the metallica one for a song. i would buy Ace of Base day fucking one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 ^^ if it came out on Lips, I'd be ALL OVER SOME ACE OF BASE!!!! (which just goes to show I truly am a GURL or a gay man...eesh....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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