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Anal Cunt was trolling before it was cool.

 

 

 

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Their first studio album, 1994's Everyone Should Be Killed, included such classics as "Tim", "Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid", "Chapel of Gristle", "Song #8", "When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins" and "Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks".

 

But they found their groove with 1997's I Like It When You Die.

 

 

 

Their last album, Wearing Out Our Welcome.

 

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And then the founder of the band died of a heart attack.

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Few songs more offensive than this

"I hope I don't die before I get old" genius.

Cracked also sum it up quite nicely

People try to put your generation down, do they, Hilary? Maybe it's because your generation has a habit of mistaking glorified Mouseketeers for musicians. Or maybe it's because your generation gave rise to a version of the music industry that asparagus-pisses in the face of everything rock stands for. Either way, it looks like Hilary's in the process of following her own advice and just f-f-f-fading away.
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remember when this WAS offensive?

http://youtu.be/1M8vei3L0L8

 

my favorite mc ren song, probably offensive if you're an uptight conservative who doesn't like raping their daughter

 

Favorite rap line of all time: "then he took off all his clothes and start fucking

his daughter,

my niggaz outside did'nt believe what they would

see-some,

and when her mama got home, they turned into a

threesome," Hell the whole song is full of win. Mc Ren knows how to write-em!

 

 

http://youtu.be/PjZ1Q6YKF70

 

 

http://youtu.be/_JdmPquX57g

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Broken Hope, Better Music for a better Age...now w/lyrics!!

http://youtu.be/23dSbM_e798

Sick hunger, I desire human waste,

Urine and feces meet my taste.

Excrement, the smell makes one choke,

When put upon my plate my fork shall poke.

What fills the bladder and intestines push out,

I worry not of hunger and drought.

 

Bowels move and excrete my buffet,

Induced cathartic is fast food today.

Undinism, swallowing urine turns me on,

Attraction to feces - the coprophagion.

 

The alimentary canals end awaits my dish,

Human manure I slurp, suck and relish.

Eating waste has problems I didn't know,

Voracious tapeworms within my guano.

Stools for sampling, melenas black and brown,

An enema chilled washes them down.

 

Fatty, mucous, and lead pencil shit,

Are which I am a connoisseur fool,

A hemorrhage in the stomach and duodenum,

Adds a repulsive flavour to a black tarry stool.

 

I symbolize fully coprophagia impure

 

Diagnosed mental illness, excrement cravings occur.

Essential foods needed, already digested,

Diet deficiency from feces ingested

Consuming sewage, how I enjoy to be,

The Coprophagion is what you call me.

 

http://youtu.be/F8hbf-yOmw4

She concealed such a horror, her beauty mislead,

Outside such a woman, yet inside she was dead.

 

We kissed and touched heavily, our passion grew hot,

Seconds later between her legs I began to finger rot.

My digits swam inside her collapsing vaginal walls,

Moaning with sick ecstasy, she caressed my shrunken balls.

I pushed so deep inside, slightly past my wrist,

My hand pulled out ovaries, and uterus wrapped my fist.

She came out in chunks,

Rotting vaginal hunks,

Genital retroplasia obvious,

Pathognomic traits severely leperous.

 

As I rubbed her clitoris, it ripped from its hood,

Madly trying to put it back did no goddamn good.

I finished her masturbation, she now had such a gap,

Blood, crumbled man's pubis lay splattered on her lap.

Perenium dehiscence joins vagina and anus into rectocele,

Advanced Hansen's disease of pudendum, pubis tissues peel,

Tissue cells in genitalia totally degenerated,

Painless breakage of pubic flesh and nerves deteriorated.

 

Discharging putrefied matter in a dead menstrual flow,

Where the pathogenesis began no one will know.

A bacterium hybrid of gangrene and leprosy,

Organs prolapse as the disease continues its spree.

She giggles as her rotten hymen breaks,

Horribly, entire vaginal cavity disintegrates.

Female organ structures in decomposing states,

This shall be the last of my blind dates.

I spread her withered labias, they split, ripped and broke,

Douching internal mortis, on gangrenous feminine odor I choke.

I peeled back her pubis and hair, it tore in such a way,

If trimmed proper it would make a revolting toupe

Genital breakage by a simple touch or wipe,

Pustules from internal, she's sickenly ripe.

Reproductive organs in complete mortification,

From clit to birth canal in total retrogression.

 

http://youtu.be/6CokfbhCXQ8

I am God

Creator of all

You will see my power

Once I get past these padded walls

I am God

I made your mortal soul

Delusions, disillusioned

No hallucinations here.

 

I am your God

See me bleeding from my eyes

I am the light, the hope, I am the creator of all

I am God

Leteth the purity of my heavenly protuberance

Penetrateth the inner canals of your sin-soaked frame

 

And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

With godly emissions from your lords holy scepter

I am God

The reward shall be great

When thou ingutgitates the seminal honeydew of thine lord

Happy is he who gelds himself during unholy hardness

 

I am God

Creator of all

You will see my power

Once I get past these padded walls

I am God

I made your mortal soul

Delusions, disillusioned

No hallucination here.

 

I am your God

Loosen these straps that bind and tighten me

So I may lead you from my straight-jackeled confinement

And into the planes of theomaniacal salvation

I am God

See my babbling the meaningless

I am the lunatic, the crazed and the mentally ill

 

And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

With godly emissions from your lords holy scepter

 

I am God

Creator of all

You will see my power

Once I get past these padded walls

I am God

I made your mortal soul

Delusions, disillusioned

No hallucinations here.

I am your God

Idolize me now

Blessed words of psychosis

This asylum is no house of holiness

See my raving aberrations

I am the creator of delirium

I am the savior you refuse to believe

I am the madness, crazed and unsound

 

And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

With dogly emissions from your lords holy scepter

I am God

The reward shall be great

When thou ingurgitates the seminal honeydew of thine lord

Happy is he who gelds himself during unholy hardness

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