Thrizzle Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Sometimes I'll see something that's so...just...just awful or embarrassing that I have a physical reaction. Sometimes I get goosebumps. Sometimes my jaw hurts. Sometimes it's the phenomenon known as "douche chills". Sometimes it's just a good ol' fashioned cringe. This is where those things go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 ..... That whip in the middle of Batman was just.... wrong. And I think that guy in the second one is starting a cult. Look at those comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keth Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 mtv producer pissed that his show gets cancelled cause a cast member died. “This is the network that has shows about teen pregnancy. They'll stick by a show that allows you to abandon a child, but a kid dies by accident doing what he does for a living and they cancel the show?” “does for a living”—i.e., engaging in reckless, drunken “mudding” in the middle of the night Adding to the irony, Williams declares, “My job is to protect these kids” (ignoring the fact that he’s apparently pretty shitty at it) and “This will get ugly.” Because somehow, we’re not there already. wasn't this show like the jersey shore of rednecks or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 The racists killed your Youtube link. This pretty much sums it up. I am legally required to inform you that that was Kati's joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keth Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Well that didn't take long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I... I don't want to be that guy, but you were spouting conspiracy theories in the actual Sandy Hook thread. They might not have been quite as stupid, but... yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 I explored the possibility based on some information that proved to be false. There was no vague numerology involved, and I was more asking questions than claiming to have the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 this is the 11th post in this thread jesus had 11 disciples, if you don't count judas ... pretty sure i don't have to spell it out for you guys posted from my iBunker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 psi-ops smokescreen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 girls can give them too - sorority president angry letter If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee [first name redacted], I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you. "But [first name redacted]!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the Greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU. "Ohhh, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT. I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. sounds like a hoot! and since you're wondering anyway: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) <embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1418452869" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=2317326057001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2312763%2FAJ-Clemente-suspended-Youre-fired-Anchor-pays-price-swearing-live-air-words-new-television-job.html&playerId=1418452869&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed> Rookie anchor opens with a fuck and a shit, then gets fired. Also this related to the above post <div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:640px;"><a href=" Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon title="from Michael Shannon, Bryan, Danny Jelinek, Funny Or Die, and Betsy Koch">Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/michael_shannon">Michael Shannon</a> </div> Edited April 22, 2013 by axel_napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Don't tell me the original is great. I know it is. But this...thing...is absolutely fucking painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Most pilots are cringeworthy and terrible, it's why they're usually never seen even if the show gets picked up. A couple recasts and a writer that wanted to do something other than a rehash and I think it might've worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Don't tell me the original is great. I know it is. But this...thing...is absolutely fucking painful. W...why? This though, this is the kind of shit that sets us back a decade or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alive she cried Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Who the fuck is George Stark?...wait that's really Alec Baldwin's account? Also this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Who the fuck is George Stark? He's a fuckin' grease spot. A memory. He'll never work in this town again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Iambaytor Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 (edited) Rock On! How to Throw a Punk Rock Inspired Party by Alexandra Churchill of Martha Stewart Living by the way, that's an "Earth, Wind, and Fire" song on the "Punk rock sheet music" cupcakes. Edited October 25, 2014 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Jaden and Willow Smith interview It's full of gems like this Q. What have you been reading? A. WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho. JADEN: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it? WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist. JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in. WILLOW: Because living. JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living. WILLOW: It’s the action of it. What are you searching for in those pieced-together moments? JADEN: Honestly, we’re just trying to make music that we think is cool. We don’t think a lot of the music out there is that cool. So we make our own music. We don’t have any song that we like to listen to on the P.C.H. by any other artist, you know? WILLOW: That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing. JADEN: Willow’s been writing her own novels since she was 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) I lose it at "Ever read Neuromancer?" every time. Edited March 1, 2015 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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