Spongebob Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Because they are heartless bastards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thundercats Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 another great sienfield would be when kramer meets the chinesse ppl and they say they have a mil. yen and kramer thinks it is millionjs of dollars, and he buys them all that stuff and they end up in hes dresser drawers sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 That was funny. I just rememberd the opening to one episode when it showed all the thigns Kramer does in Jerry's apartment while he's not there...party, rearranging funriture, started a fight with some guy downstairs...it was a trip. We should round up the most famous episodes to do a favorite poll of that - soup nazi, shrinkage, kramer's adopted highway, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 The best episode would have to be.... One of the ones where George's work tries to make him quit. They board up all of the doors and fire escape so he crawls in through the air vent. Dont forget the one where George abstains from sex and he becomes smart. He gives the Yankee players tips on how to hit home runs. Jerry get a career day assignment at his old school and does not have nuff stuff to fill the 30 (or 45) minutes that he got so he had George come a talk the rest of the time. But when he get there George is running late and he soon finds out the George had sex and now is dumb. I love the anolgy the Jerry gives. He takes a head of lettuce and pulls off one leaf and says that this is his smart brain while the rest is his sex portion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thundercats Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 wow i dont know what the fuck you just said there stick to one episode pal not how ever many that was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thundercats Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 irish cowboy that sounds like a good idea. We should definatly do that and tell people not tovote if you never saw one of those episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 Hah...good ones from Spongey tho. George's quittin one was good, but the sex one was great. George gets smart, Elaine gets stupid and watches tires. Jerry keeps gettin bumped, in the end Letterman bumps him too... One id wanna put on there is the Kenny Roger's Chicken episode, where Jerry & Kramer switch apartments and have to start acting like each other. That one's funny as hell. Kramer at the dinner with George: "So, things arent going well with this woman." "George; have you ever considered the possibliity that you might be an idiot?" "Ive looked at that option, yes." "..look again." that, and the ending where Kramer's just hanging out his window...."Kenny....kenny...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thundercats Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 (edited) lol i watched the one last night where kramer sells the cigigar indian and he comes up with the coffe table coffe book with a built in cup holder Edited March 19, 2003 by thundercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 "Excuse me, do you know where i can find some Chinese food around here...?" "Oh! I am Chinese, so i must know! Me rikey flied lice!" "You know, if someone asks me the way to Isreal, i dont fly off the handle.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Ok, come on, on the best episodes list you have to include the one where they all make the bet about who can go the longest without "servicing themselves". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Hah! of course. Care to make it interesting? "You? Youll be out before the check gets here." God, them tryin to sleep that night, that was funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Dont forget the one where Kramer is the movie phone guy.. LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrigitDryad0 Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I only saw one episode--the Soup Nazi one--only because it happened to be on (rerun at the time) and I came across it and had nothing better to do...oh, and I'd heard people talk about it... Most of high school I was too busy in chorus and in drama and watching and Star Trek and Buffy and Angel and The X-Files and having pool parties and playing Borg Hide-and-Seek and Command and Conquer and drinking :soda: with my buds... It did have a profound influence, though--managing editor at work, Peggy, has ears like a dog and can hear my music on my comp from the other room even when I can't sitting right in front of it. She will forever be known to the composing room as the Music Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangent Man Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 PRE-EMPTIVE TANGENT ALARM! THIS ONES GETTING DERAILED AS WE SPEAK! wow...so if youre too busy to watch this show...then youre probably too busy to stay on topic but youll goddamn well try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 anyone see ER??? I missed it today :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 George is the MAN! It is really a close call... But George wouldn't be so funny if Jerry is his exact opposite. Boy, I miss this show. Those were great times... You too can be the sensation of Hondos!! Bring back an old Thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargstone Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I like the Seinfeld opening theme. chicka pop pa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOnTheBeach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 That's live action. We're going more for animated series openings here. Kramer is sort of cartoonish so I'll allow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBond64 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 That's live action. We're going more for animated series openings here. i agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boobies Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I love Kramer's hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOnTheBeach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 *slides in* hey buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boobies Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 *slides in*hey buddy Was that directed at me? OHHH when Kramer slides into the room! I get it! I love that! Ha ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 Seinfeld Today tweets The beloved sitcom Seinfeld brilliantly captured the essence of the '90s, but what if the hit show aired today? A new parody Twitter account -- appropriately named @SeinfeldToday -- explores possible plot lines for quirky cast members Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer, if the show was still airing. With shout-outs to Apple, e-books, Kickstarter and more, @SeinfeldToday will remind you how perfect the show was in its heydey and just how much you miss it. The Atlantic Wire has pinned BuzzFeed sports writer Jack Moore as the man behind the account, with the help of his friend and comedian Josh Gondelman. "My friend Josh and I were tweeting these last night on our personal accounts," Moore told Mashable. "I thought the idea could be it's own thing." "I'm a little surprised it took off, but Seinfeld's my favorite thing in the world, so it's cool that other people still like it the way I do," he added. George goes crazy trying to decipher the fact that a pretty woman "liked" his Facebook status. Elaine is kicked out of a movie for texting. Jerry breaks up with a beautiful woman because she favorites every one of his tweets. Kramer and Newman start a podcast. George's parents claim their house was destroyed by "Sandy," move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor. also, this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I need to re-watch that Seinfeld reunion season of CYE again sometime. So funny. Speaking of CYE, I wonder if LD is coming back for another season or if he's done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Yeah, I always TT LD was TBP of TCSE. I PWHWIWH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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