Silent Bob Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 (edited) April 4th A Man Apart - Vin Diesel, directed by F. Gary Gray Phone Booth - Colin Farrell, directed by Joel Schumacher Cowboy Beebop the Movie (animated) April 11th Anger Management - Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, directed by Peter Segal House of 1000 Corpses - Karen Black, directed by Rob Zombie Ghosts of the Abyss - Bill Paxton, direced by James Cameron April 18th Bulletproof Monk - Chow Yun Fat, directed by Paul Hunter Holes - Shia LeBeouf, directed by Andrew Davis A Mighty Wind - Eugene Levy, directed by Christopher Guest It Runs in the Family - Kirk and Michael Douglas, directed by Fred Schepisi Identity - John Cusack, directed by James Mangold City of Ghosts - Matt Dillon, directed by Matt Dillon May 2nd X2 - Hugh Jackman, directed by Bryan Singer May 9th Daddy Day Care - Eddie Murphy, directed by Steve Carr Buffalo Soldiers - Joaquin Phoenix - directed by Gregor Jordan May 16th The Matrix Reloaded - Keanu Reeves, directed by the Wachowski Brothers May 23rd Bruce Almighty - Jim Carrey, directed by Tom Shadyac May 30th Finding Nemo (animated) - Albert Brooks, directed by Andrew Stanton The Italian Job - Mark Wahlberg, directed by F. Gary Gray June 6th 2 Fast 2 Furious - Paul Walker, directed by John Singleton June 13th When Harry Met Lloyd, Dumb and Dumberer - directed by Troy Miller Hollywood Homicide - Harrison Ford, directed by Ron Shelton June 20th The Hulk - Eric Bana, directed by Ang Lee Garage Days - directed by Alex Proyas June 27th Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - original cast, plus Bernie Mac, directed by McG July 4th Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Arnold Schwarzenegger, directed by Jonathan Mostow Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blond - Reese Witherspoon, directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (animated) - Brad Pitt, directed by Tim Johnson July 11th The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Sean Connery, directed by Stephen Norrington Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Johnny Depp, directed by Gore Verbinski July 18th Bay Boys 2 - Will Smith, directed by Michael Bay Exorcist: The Beginning - Stellan Skarsgard, directed by Paul Schrader July 25th Lara Croft and the Cradle of Life: Tomb Raider 2 - Angelina Jolie, directed by Jan De Bont Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over - original cast plus Sylvester Stallone, directed by Robert Rodriguez Masked and Anonymous - Bob Dylan, directed by Larry Charles August 1st American Wedding (American Pie 3) - Jason Biggs, directed by Jesse Dylan Tough Love (formerly Gigli) - Ben Affleck, directed by Martin Brest 28 Days Later - Cillian Murphy. directed by Danny Boyle August 8th Johnny English - Rowan Atkinson, directed by Peter Howitt SWAT - Samuel L Jackson, directed by Clark Johnson August 15th Freddy vs. Jason - (why even bother?) September 5th The Order - Heath Ledger, directed by Brian Helgeland Teacher's Pet: The Movie (animated) - Nathan Lane, directed by Timothy Bjorklund September 12th Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Desperado 2) - Antonio Banderas, directed by Robert Rodriguez October 3rd Scary Movie 3 - Charlie Sheen, directed by David Zucker (directed by the great David Zucker, with a script supposedly doctored by Kevin Smith, and without a Wayans brother in sight! It might actually be funny!) October 10th Kill Bill - Uma Thurman, directed by Quentin Tarantino Good Boy! (animated) - Matthew Broderick, directed by John Robert Hoffman Intolerable Cruelty - George Clooney, directed by Joel Coen October 17th The Runaway Jury - John Cusack, directed by Gary Fleder The Whole Ten Yards - Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, directed by Howard Deutch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Jessica Biel, directed by Marcus Nispel, produced by Michael Bay November 7th The Matrix Revolutions - Keanu Reeves, directed by the Wachowski brothers Jersey Girl - Ben Affleck, directed by Kevin Smith (they put these two movies on the same date?! Why?!?!) Brother Bear (animated) - Joaquin Phoenix, directed by Aaron Blaise and Bob Walker November 14th Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World - Russell Crowe, directed by Peter Weir Looney Tunes: Back in Action - Brendan Fraser, directed by Joe Dante November 21st Barbershop 2 - Ice Cube, directed by Tim Story November 28th Timeline - Paul Walker, directed by Richard Donner Those are the biggies so far. If you want any details on any of 'em just ask me. If I don't already know it, I can find it. Edited March 31, 2003 by Silent Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Hey, that's a really cool list there, good work man. Obviously the comic ones - X2, Hulk, etc but Bulletproof Monk makes the list now too i think. We'll see about LXG. Ill go see Cowboy Bebop again to support it...Bad Boys 2 should be fun...for some reason, the Excorcist one caught my eye momentarily. Quite a few cool soundin ones, i hope im surprised by a few others. But overall? X-Men 2, Kill Bill, and The Matrix Sequels, hands down. And yeah, why is your boy releasing his one the same day, is he riding coatails or wha? Might be a tough call for some, but im sorry, Jersey Girl might havta wait till after the 3rd viewing of Revolutions. This year's got some really fun ones ahead. It sounds like one where ill watch a ton of shit the oscars wont mention, then havta cacth up on the nominees later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 (edited) That Exorcist prequel has been in the works for years. Originally it had Liam Neeson playing Father Merrin, and John Frankenheimer directing. I don't know why Neeson pulled out. And I'm not sure about LXG, either. The trailer makes it look like it's going to be another Avengers for Sean Connery. But the source material is good... Edited March 30, 2003 by Silent Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Well outta that list. Matrix Sequels, Phone Booth, Anger Management (hey i like Adam Sandler), The Hulk, X2, Once upon a Time in Mexico, Kill Bill, Italian Job (Remake), and T3. 28 days Later ??? That has already been released over this side of the pond?? Its good though!! :approve: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 You know about Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King? Holes looks like a good movie.. I know the book was a damn good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Aprril 4th I'm interested in Phone Booth but weather I'd go see it in the movies...I dunno. Schumacher is pretty hit and miss and I'm not too big on Farrell (as I've stated before) but Forest Whitaker is always the goods. April 11th Anger Management - I'd go to this. Sandler is also pretty hit and miss but I'd like to see him and Jack tete-a-tete. House of 1000 Corpses - I like horror and I wouldn't mind seeing this just to see what all the hype was about. May 2nd X2 is a definite. Jackman just made the original great. Also I wanna see Nightcrawler, Collosus and all the other new pluggers on the big screen. May 16th The Matrix Reloaded - I'm gonna get in trouble for this but the Matrix can eat my ass. I wasn't a fan of the first one so I'll avoid this like the plague. I did see the animatrix before DreamCatcher though and thought that was pretty cool. May 30th Finding Nemo (animated) - WooHooo! More Pixar; Bring it on! June 20th The Hulk - I'm a comic book geek so this one is a definite. June 27th Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - I liked the original. It was a great throw away piece of film. Tom Green stole the show "Is it the Chad?" though and I doubt he'll be cameoing in this one for some strange reason... No Bill Murray kinda sucks though. I'm one of those guys who thinks everything Bill touches turns to gold. July 4th Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - She'll be back. Ugh. Way to destroy my youth again (see Star Wars ep1 and 2). I saw the trailer on the net and it looked shite but it looked okay on the big screen. I'll say I won't go but I know I'll end up at it. July 11th The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Too much bad press. Heard they fucked up Moore's shit good. This years Avengers I say. We'll have to wait until July to find out... July 18th Bay Boys 2 - Hehehehe. Yeah I'll be there. Exorcist: The Beginning - This could be good... July 25th Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over - Never underestimate the power of Rodriguez. This baby is a definite. August 1st American Wedding (American Pie 3) - Sad to say I'll go see this one. I just love that Stiffler. 28 Days Later - I've seen this one and it ain't the may so anyone looking forward to it be wary. There's one of the guys from "Brass Eye" in it and The dude that played The General is in it too. Besides that - Blagh. August 15th Freddy vs. Jason - (why even bother?) I'll tell ya why to bother 'cause JASON X was kick ass. Well the return to Camp Crystal lake was anyways...and it was at the end of the movie so I guess I left the theater with that classic scene still fresh. September 12th Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Desperado 2) - I'm waiting anxiously for this baby. October 3rd Scary Movie 3 - The other 2 sucked the big one but with Zucker, Smith and Chuck Sheen..this could be the surprise of the year... October 10th Kill Bill - Mixed feeling here. Could be great. Might not be. I'm not a kung fu head though so that could explain my reluctance. October 17th The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - I LOVE JESSICA BIEL That's got me. Sure they could ruin Tobe's classic but I don't care. My love for the Seventh Heaven hottie has blinded me. November 7th The Matrix Revolutions - No, No, No, No!! Jersey Girl - I have high expectations for this one. Empire called it Smith's Annie Hall. J'lo sucks and all but what can you do? Why's Mewes not in it though. Too banged up on heroin to act is my verdict... November 14th Master and Commander: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Making movies, writing songs, fighting 'round the world. Fuck this. Crowe can F.O.D. Looney Tunes: Back in Action - Dante doing Chuck. I'll be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 When is Willard comming out??? I just wanna se it cuz my mom said the origional kicked ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Ben was sweet too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Im really not interested in Willard...eh. 2T puttin his Matrix politics onna table! Ballsy...anythin in particular rub you wrong? Just please dont say "mainstream appeal"... I agree on Bill Murray; he made Kingpin for me, for instance. No interest in Charlie's Angels, even less so in Spy Kids stuff. Once upon a time in Mexico might be ok but i really didnt dig Desparado as much as everyone else i guess... Yeah, T3 and American Pie 3...doesnt matter how you feel, if you go to movies with friends, youre gonna see it somehow, prolly twice... Anger Management, House of 1,000 corpses...ill check back here for reviews first, ya know? Curious tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 Yikes, that is ballsy, but hey everyone's entitled to their opinion. I didn't put Return of the King on that list because I don't know the release date yet. I agree with 2T about Charlie's Angels. Bill Murray will be missed, but I think I'll see it anyway. The first one was just too much fun not to. And I think Bernie Mac's usually pretty funny, anyway. No Murray, but pretty funny. By the way, Spongebob, I'm pretty sure Willard is already out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Hah, Heartlessbitch has an anti-Lord of the Rings buddy... certainly you can not be a fan of either one, id just be curious as to the specifics when youve a chance. So Silent Bob...which're you gonna catch opening day, Revolutions or Jersey Girl? Or gonna go for a marathon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Lots of good stuff, Garage days is coming out! I thought that shit dissapeared! Dammit, it's Alex Proyas, director of the Crow and Dark city. This one's quite different from his first two movies, but if it lives up at all, this guy is a god. I think Phone Booth looks great. Schumaker is hit and miss but when he fuckin hits, he really hits it. I'm all over ghosts of the Abyss too, sort of a family documentary about the titanic but not... I dont know much about it, but I trust cameron enough to give him my money without any questions. I'm sorry, but Bulletproof monk looks like it crawled out of my ass and died... Ok, it looks like the action will be Ok, but wow that trailer is shit. Glad John woo pulled out of directing it. I'll watch X2, liked the first one, didn't love it, but it was cool, fun stuff. Now comic-wise, I'm more excited about the Hulk, cause Ang-lee is the man, and under his directiion there's gotta be some character developement. Bruce almighty looks funny, decent premise, ok trailer... might as well. Dumb and dumberer can blow me, no Farrelly brothers, no movie. Terminator 3 can also blow me, but I'll watch it cause I'm a whore. Pirates of the caribean looks cool! Johnny Depp, and directed by Gore Verbinski so it's sure to look really good. Bad bays 1 ruled, I'm first in line for BB2 with a big ole bucket of popcorn. Once upon a time in mexico seems cool, lloks like johnny depp is in it! Cant go wrong, I loved desperado, and mariachi was cool too. Scary movie 3 will be cool, hopefully a comeback for Zucker. Kill Bill looks fuckin amazing, I'll watch it a thousand times. Matrix goes without saying, I'll see revolutions on thursday at 12:00, then catch jersey girl on friday. Can't wait for kevin smith to really show us what he's made of. So, yeah, a good summer's worth of movies. I'm lookin forward to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Yeah, IC, I'm probably just gonna go for a marathon. Hell, I might even skip Revolutions that night and go to Jersey Girl. The way I figure, everyone will be in line for Revolutions, theatres will be sold. Getting into Jersey Girl should be simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 My Picks: Phone Booth - Colin Farrell, directed by Joel Schumacher Cowboy Beebop the Movie (animated) Bulletproof Monk - Chow Yun Fat, directed by Paul Hunter Holes - Shia LeBeouf, directed by Andrew Davis X2 - Hugh Jackman, directed by Bryan Singer The Matrix Reloaded - Keanu Reeves, directed by the Wachowski Brothers Bruce Almighty - Jim Carrey, directed by Tom Shadyac Finding Nemo (animated) - Albert Brooks, directed by Andrew Stanton When Harry Met Lloyd, Dumb and Dumberer - directed by Troy Miller Hollywood Homicide - Harrison Ford, directed by Ron Shelton The Hulk - Eric Bana, directed by Ang Lee Garage Days - directed by Alex Proyas Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Arnold Schwarzenegger, directed by Jonathan Mostow Bay Boys 2 - Will Smith, directed by Michael Bay Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over - original cast plus Sylvester Stallone, directed by Robert Rodriguez Masked and Anonymous - Bob Dylan, directed by Larry Charles Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Desperado 2) - Antonio Banderas, directed by Robert Rodriguez Scary Movie 3 - Charlie Sheen, directed by David Zucker (directed by the great David Zucker, with a script supposedly doctored by Kevin Smith, and without a Wayans brother in sight! It might actually be funny!) Kill Bill - Uma Thurman, directed by Quentin Tarantino The Matrix Revolutions - Keanu Reeves, directed by the Wachowski brothers Jersey Girl - Ben Affleck, directed by Kevin Smith (they put these two movies on the same date?! Why?!?!) (They ARE going to change that, mark my words!) Looney Tunes: Back in Action - Brendan Fraser, directed by Joe Dante Barbershop 2 - Ice Cube, directed by Tim Story And of course, Return of the King! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Yeah, you're probably right, there, Jax. They'll probably change it once they've realized what they've done. Hell they pushed Jay and Bob back because of...uh...I forget which movie...it was either American Pie 2 or Scary Movie 2. I forget. So hopefully they'll move this one, too. Kev deserves a decent opening weekend, for once. ...you're gonna pay to see Dumb and Dumberer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Actually, if it's not directed by the Farley Brothers, I'll have to see more evidence that it's going to be funny. I lvoed the original. The Farley Brothers are geniuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Woah, lot to wade through there. Is the new Coen Brothers one on that list, didn't see it? Can't remember the name, but got catherine Zeta Jones and George Clooney. 2track may be blinded but I sure as hell ain't. Can't believe they are remaking Texas Chainsaw Massacre!?! With a bunch of GAP rejects no less. You yanks are in with a treat with 28 Days Later, best brit film in ages I reckon. Dumb and Dumberer, whoopdedoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 The Coen Brothers' new one is Intolerable Cruelty. But it's not on there because I don't know the release date, yet. And get this about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Producer (and way too much in love with his camera) Michael Bay has vowed that the movie would have "no gratuitous gore". Yeah, we'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Ah, wait, I just found the release date for Intolerable Cruelty - October 10th. I'll add it to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre...Michael Bay has vowed that the movie would have "no gratuitous gore". Good! As I recall that was the one thing that everyone always hated about that movie. It had everything, exquisite hollywood production, shakespeare preformances, phenominal story. IT was perfect, but all that gore offended everyone and that's why it never became a cult movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 (edited) Why Texas remake is gonna suck. Exhibit A: The GAP rejects greased up and ready for action Edited March 31, 2003 by MyLeakyBucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 I'm sure it's funny, but it's a dead link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 (edited) Biel will make it a winner.... Edited March 31, 2003 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 By the way, Spongebob, I'm pretty sure Willard is already out. Well... I feel like a dumbass now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Well... I feel like a dumbass now... Feel like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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