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Funky Cold Medina -Tone LOC

 

I'm thinking

 

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action

But like Mick Jagar said, "I can't get no satisfaction"

The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me

My threds are fresh and I'm looking def

Yo, what's up with L-O-C?

The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"

He said, "Funky Cold Medina"

 

Funky Cold Medina

 

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your glass

And the girls will come real quick

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the Wild Thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much, much meaner

But now all the poodles run to my house

For the Funky cold Medina

 

You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's

They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

 

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina

She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it

Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess

Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don't fool around

With in Oscar Meyer weiner

You must be sure that your girl is pure

For the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no playin' with a man

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?

 

Break it down

 

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection

The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'

Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya"

That's why I found you don't play around

With the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold Medina

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Watched an AMV that used it, haven't been able to get rid of it since:

 

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

 

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,

She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,

She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,

From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,

Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,

Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

 

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,

Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,

She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

 

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,

Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

 

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,

She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,

Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS - Spinning Wheel

 

What goes up must come down

Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round

Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin

Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin

 

You got no money and you got no home

Spinnin' wheel all alone

Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you never learn

Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel turn

 

Did you find the directing sign on the

Straight and narrow highway

Would you mind a reflecting sign

Just let it shine within your mind

And show you the colors that are real

 

Someone is waiting just for you

Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true...

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Def Leppard - Photograph

 

I’m outa luck, outa love

Gotta photograph, picture of

Passion killer, you’re too much

You’re the only one I wanna touch

I see your face every time I dream

On every page, every magazine

So wild and free so far from me

You’re all I want, my fantasy

 

Oh, look what you’ve done to this rock ’n’ roll clown

Oh oh, look what you’ve done

 

Photograph - I don’t want your

Photograph - I don’t need your

Photograph - all I’ve got is a photograph

But it’s not enough

 

I’d be your lover, if you were there

Put your hurt on me, if you dare

Such a woman, you got style

You make every man feel like a child, oh

You got some kinda hold on me

You’re all wrapped up in mystery

So wild so free and far from me

You’re all I want, my fantasy

 

Oh, look what you’ve done to this rock ’n’ roll clown

Oh oh, look what you’ve done

 

Photograph - I don’t want your

Photograph - I don’t need your

Photograph - all I’ve got is a photograph

You’ve gone straight to my head

 

Oh, look what you’ve done to this rock ’n’ roll clown

Oh oh, look what you’ve done

I gotta have you

 

Photograph - I don’t want your

Photograph - I don’t need your

Photograph - all I’ve got is a photograph

I wanna touch you

 

Photograph

Photograph - your photograph

Photograph -

Photograph - I need only your

Photograph - I’m outa love

Photograph - I’m outa love

Photograph - you’re the only one

Photograph - I wanna touch

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and so it goes

billy joel

 

in every heart there is a room

a sanctuary safe and strong

to heal the wounds from lovers past

until a new one comes along

 

i spoke to you in cautious tones

you answered me with no pretense

and still i feel i said too much

my silence is my self defense

 

and every time i've held a rose

it seems i only felt the thorns

and so it goes, and so it goes

and so will you soon i suppose

 

but if my silence made you leave

then that would be my worst mistake

so i will share this room with you

and you can have this heart to break

 

and this is why my eyes are closed

it's just as well for all i've seen

and so it goes, and so it goes

and you're the only one who knows

 

so i would choose to be with you

that's if the choice were mine to make

but you can make decisions too

and you can have this heart to break

 

and so it goes, and so it goes

and you're the only one who knows

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Mother, mother

There's too many of you crying

Brother, brother, brother

There's far too many of you dying

You know we've got to find a way

To bring some lovin' here today - Ya

 

Father, father

We don't need to escalate

You see, war is not the answer

For only love can conquer hate

You know we've got to find a way

To bring some lovin' here today

 

Picket lines and picket signs

Don't punish me with brutality

Talk to me, so you can see

Oh, what's going on

What's going on

Ya, what's going on

Ah, what's going on

 

In the mean time

Right on, baby

Right on

Right on

 

Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong

Oh, but who are they to judge us

Simply because our hair is long

Oh, you know we've got to find a way

To bring some understanding here today

Oh

 

Picket lines and picket signs

Don't punish me with brutality

Talk to me

So you can see

What's going on

Ya, what's going on

Tell me what's going on

I'll tell you what's going on - Uh

Right on baby

Right on baby ...

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I'm ALMOST guaranteed to break at least 2 sets of drum sticks on this number everytime we play it... :groucho:

 

ELO- Sweet Talking Woman

 

Yeah I was searchin' on a one-way street

I was hopin' for a chance to meet

I was waitin' for the operator on the line

 

(She's gone so long)

What can I do

(Where could she be)

Oh no, no don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta get back to you

 

You gotta slow down

Sweet talkin' woman

You got me runnin'

You got me searchin'

Hold on sweet talkin' woman

It's so sad if that's the way it's over

 

I was walkin' many days gone by

I was thinkin' 'bout the lonely nights

Communication break down all around me

 

(She's gone so long)

What can I do

(Where could she be)

Oh no, no don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta get back to you

(repeat chorus)

 

I've been livin' on a dead-end street

I've been askin' ev'rybody I meet

Insufficient data comin' through

 

(She's gone so long)

What can I do

(Where could she be)

Oh no, no don't know what I'm gonna do

I gotta get back to you

(repeat chorus)

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He want you to put this plate of crumbs back into the fridgerator

When you do, he wants you to make sure to bring this plate with dessert later

Stand to the right

Give him a bite

Insulate the bed

Shoot him up when he's dead.

 

He wants you to take a box kleenex and cut it with a knife

Use a stack of tissues for each hand

killing germs could save his life

Climb into the cockpit

He drops his pants to grin

Just act like it's nothing

Just nod and smile at him.

 

Howard Hughes pops a valium blue

and he reclines the naked chair

and watches just one more movie

Howard Hughes has got something on you

when the fingers grow long

And the toenails they wrap around him

Howard Hughes

What he did

What he'd do

 

He wants you to seal windows and doors of his hotel room with tape

He will be alowed to pee on floors

cause his codeine constipates.

Listen to him moan

About a multi million loan

Don't answer the phone.

It's been a long time since he's flown.

 

Howard Hughes pops a valium blue

and he reclines the naked chair

and watches just one more movie

Howard Hughes has got something on you

when the fingers grow long

And the toenails they wrap around him

Howard Hughes

What he did

What he'd do

 

Howard Hughes pops a valium blue

and he reclines the naked chair

and watches just one more movie

Howard Hughes has got something on you

when the fingers grow long

And the toenails they wrap around him

Howard Hughes

What he did

What he'd do

 

[Rasputina + Howard Hughes]

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Sting, "Fragile"

 

If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one

Drying in the colour of the evening sun

Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away

But something in our minds will always stay

Perhaps this final act was meant

To clinch a lifetime's argument

That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

For all those born beneath an angry star

Lest we forget how fragile we are

 

On and on the rain will fall

Like tears from a star like tears from a star

On and on the rain will say

How fragile we are how fragile we are

How fragile we are how fragile we are

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Aww... damnit. Earworm... mother fuckin' earworm. I hate it when a song gets stuck in your head. One little fucking reference, and bam! It's there.

 

Artist: ("Greatest American Hero (Believe it or Not)" by Mike Post and Stephen Geyer) Lyrics

Song: The Greatest American Hero

 

Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,

It should've been somebody else.

 

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

 

It's like a light of a new day-,

It came from out of the blue.

Breaking me out of the spell I was in,

Making all of my wishes come true-.

 

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

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FUCking DIG THIS SONG! Anyone else into Soul Coughing?

 

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Move aside,

and let the man go through.

Let the man go through.

 

If I stole

Somebody else's wave

To fly up.

 

If I rose

Up with the avenue

Behind me.

 

Some kind of verb.

Some kind of moving thing.

Something unseen.

Some hand is motioning

to rise, to rise, to rise.

 

Too fat, fat you must cut lean.

You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine,

Chump, change, and it's on, super bon bon

Super bon bon, Super bon bon.

 

And by

The phone

I live

In fear

Sheer Chance

Will draw

You in

To here.

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Ac/Dc - Thunderstuck

 

I was caught

In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)

 

And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)

My mind raced

And I thought what could I do (Thunder)

And I knew

There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)

 

Sound of the drums

Beatin' in my heart

The thunder of guns

Tore me apart

You've been - thunderstruck

 

Went down the highway

Broke the limit, we hit the town

Went through to Texas, yeah Texas

And we had some fun

We met some girls

Some dancers who gave a good time

Broke all the rules, played all the fools

Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds

 

I was shakin' at the knees

Could I come again please?

Yeah the ladies were too kind

You've been - thunderstruck, thunderstruck

Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck

 

Oh, thunderstruck

Yeah

 

Now we're shaking at the knees

Could I come again please?

 

Thunderstruck, thunderstruck

Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck

Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

Said yeah, it's alright

We're doing fine

Yeah, it's alright

We're doing fine

So fine

 

Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Tunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck

Whoa baby, baby, thunderstruck

You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck

Thunderstruck, thunderstruck

You've been thunderstruck

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INCUBUS- Pardon Me

 

 

Pardon me while I burst

Pardon me while I burst

A decade ago, I never thought I would be.

A twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Woe-is-me

But I guess that it comes with the territory.

An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity.

I need you to hear. I need you to see.

That I have had all I can take

And exploding seems like a definite possibility

To me

So Pardon me while I burst into flames.

I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games

So Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.

Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book

And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees

I said I can relate

Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from.

The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...

And thinking so much differently.

Pardon me while I burst into flames.

I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games

Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.

Never be the same...yeah.

Pardon me while I burst into flames.

Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.

So pardon me while I burst into flames.

I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games

So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.

Pardon me, never be the same. Yeah...

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Dan Folgelberg - Leader of the Band

 

An only child alone and wild

A cabinet maker's son

His hands were meant for different work

And his heart was known to none --

He left his home and went his own and solitary way

And he gave to me a gift I know

I never can repay

 

A quiet man of music

Denied a simpler fate

He tried to be a soldier once

But his music wouldn't wait

He earned his love through discipline

A thundering, velvet hand

His gentle means of sculpting souls

Took me years to understand.

 

The leader of the band is tired

And his eyes are growing old

But his blood runs through my instrument

And his song is in my soul --

My life has been a poor attempt

To imitate the man

I'm just a living legacy

To the leader of the band.

 

My brothers' lives were different

For they heard another call

One went to Chicago

And the other to St. Paul

And I'm in Colorado

When I'm not in some hotel

Living out this life I've chose

And come to know so well.

 

(Instrumental)

 

I thank you for the music

And your stories of the road

I thank you for the freedom when it came my time to go --

I thank you for the kindness

And the times when you got tough

And, papa, I don't think I

Said 'I love you' near enough --

 

The leader of the band is tired

And his eyes are growing old

But his blood runs through my instrument

And his song is in my soul --

My life has been a poor attempt

To imitate the man

I'm just a living legacy

To the leader of the band

I am the living legacy

To the leader of the band.

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sometimes, LL's music isnt bad.

 

I say you don't know

You say you don't go

I say... take me out!

 

I know I won't be leaving here

I know I won't be leaving here

I know I won't be leaving here

I know I won't be leaving here with you

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