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With the new face of Hondo's we all have to ask ourselves an important question: Who really runs HondosbarInc.? Is it Admin Nicholas and his band of ban-happy thugs? Or is it us--the rank and file posters who make this place what it is? Who spends hours agonizing over the proper wording for posts in the former politics forum? Who thinks up the witty banter in the pubs? Who spends hours scanning porn sites looking for the very finest NSFW material? Admin Nicholas and his gang? I think not friends!

Now there is talk of mind-boggling profits! 35 dollars a MONTH friends! Right in to Admin Nocholas' pocket. Will we ever see a dime? Do you think that our corporate masters will ever usea single penny of that money to pay for benefits to treat our carpal tunnel syndrome? Or failing eyesight for hours spent staring at a monitor in the dark? What about the Hondonians with children? I ask you, do you really think that our "great leader" is going to use any of the money THAT WE PRODUCE to pay for our child care while we contribute endlessly to their burgeoning wealth? The answer is no. We will be expected to keep out heads down and our hungry mouths shut, while they laugh all the way to the bank. I tell you fellow workers, we need help! We need a contract that lists our demands, and the strength of a union to enforce them! We cannot trust these corporate <CENSORED> to protect our interests! Join the struggle! Help draft the demands that will set you free! It's time that we receive our due--and have a true voice again as we should, because we are the ones who make Hondo's strong. Now lets get together and make Hondo's UNION strong!!!

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hm

 

Considering that no one here is an employee and, even if you were, we don't PAY you anything, a Union becomes moot.

 

Also, as has been expressly shown, posting here is a privilege: mostly for those who pay.

 

It's as if I were to join a Union because I eat at McDonald's every day.

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WHAT'S DISGUSTING: UNION BUSTING!!!!

 

 

See there folks? They're scared. Scared of us. They know who produces that 35 dollars a month! Do you see my new "warning level?" Yeah. Let's get that contract!

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Folks, lets have a moment of silence for our fallen brothers DaCap'n , newtype and <CENSORED>ymonkey. These brave men were felled by corporate greed. Let them not be banned in vain! In addition to our other demands, I think we should argue for their full re-instatement WITH back pay. According to Admin Nicholas, the site has already earned something like $3.46. Our brothers should have their share RETROACTIVE! Justice for DaCap'n! Justice for <CENSORED>y! Justice for Newtype! Justice for all! Let's fight this corporate greed together.

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I have just received word that our brother DoJ has also been banned by the nefarious thugs who run this place. Add DoJ to our list of demands! Admin Nicholas doesn't care about you! All he cares about are "donations!" In addition to the soaring profits from the ad-space, it sounds to me like he wants to take OUR money and run! "Hey Hey HondosInc. your corporate greed sure does stink!"

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The plebs are easily upset, missy. let's not let this happen again.

here's 37 channels of American Gladiators, Tu. just go back to sleep.

 

-The Management

 

Folks I just received this in my inbox from Admin Nicholas. If that is not company intimidation AND bribery then I don't know what is! And do you see what he called us? Plebs? Is that all you are brothers and sisters? This aggression will NOT stand!

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Arch is right, this is poorly named. It is only a union if you are recognized workers. What are we? Not workers, they get paid! I tell you, we are treated as serfs at best! Rise up, and put down this establishment. If you have any doubts about the righteousness of our case, I urge you only to look at the unholy union that was established by Arch and Jax in the YAhoovian of the Day thread! This new HondosINC is a blight that must be removed!

 

Rise up, my brothers and sisters! Rise up and TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!

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ah, see, the shadow of Hoffa reaches long past his alleged grave. let's show what was really said!

 

Dear TulipO,

 

I appreciate the sentiment, but no, you cannot buy your way into a cushy admin position. Also, i'm not sure i'm as big a fan of Reagan, but its nice to see such candor.

 

-The Management

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You see what he is doing brothers and sisters? Trying to discredit me--you do see the flaws in his FAKE post though right? How could I buy my way in to anything on what this company pays!? BTW, the Teamsters are backing us. If we play our cards right we could have a general strike before the day is out.

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You see what he is doing brothers and sisters? Trying to discredit me--you do see the flaws in his FAKE post though right? How could I buy my way in to anything on what this company pays!? BTW, the Teamsters are backing us. If we play our cards right we could have a general strike before the day is out.

 

I'll join your revolt, but I need 'incentives' if you know what I mean. :muggin:

 

If you can't provide, then I'm joining Jesus, Nick, Jax, and Arch.

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look all, this is all quite simple, really.

 

 

You all are consumers. You're lives are empty husks; pathetic facades with no real purpose or direction. You're drones, and you need a release, a sense of Identity.

 

And that's where HondosInc comes in.

 

for a low, measly price of $40 a month (or $100 for 3 months, $200 for 6 Months or $400 for a full year) we provide you with a safe, h<CENSORED>le-free environment where you can etch out a more meaningful existence. Many of you will never travel, yet here we provide you with companionship from all over the world. Some of you are loners, and here we unite you and sometimes it even ends up in Marriage (brought to you by E-Harmony).

 

We're not robbing you, we're helping you. We're giving you fulfillment, happiness, things which are invaluable in exchange for something as transient and meaningless as money.

 

Think on that. You don't have to be here, but you wouldn't dream of being anywhere else. This isn't unjust greed, it's an investment.

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