archangel Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 So, I've been thinking: Jax, I'm sure you remember that argument you and I got into over whether or not I'm a homophobe. After dealing with this whole fiasco these past two days, I realized that I should have done a better job of convincing you that I'm not a homophobe. And I figured out how to do this. I'm going to let you suck on my penis. I'll even be so nice as to bukake all over your face. Then, just to show I'm a good sport, I'll even take a picture of it and upload it to the net. I'll even let you use the following caption "I took one in the face from Archangel and all I got for it was this Stupid Avatar". In fact, It'll look something like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) Holy Shit. Edited October 20, 2005 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 dude, that's just awesome lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archangel Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Who told you I was writing that book!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 how come the fonz was like 30 and he hung out with teenagers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 On that note... WTF is a Cha-Chi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) cha-chi: a relic of the 80s. to be classified as a "cha-chi" a patient must meet 4 of the 6 criteria listed below. the patient: 1- shows no discernable talent 2- is/was a main character in one or more unsuccesful spin-offs 3- partaken in any "Battle of the Network Stars" seasons 4- acted in a sitcom that was picked up by FOX and cancelled before any episodes were ever aired 5- protrayed the most outlandish and laughable stereotypical 'italian' character on any show while actually being italian 6-looks kinda gay but has dated women like pamela anderson and brooke shields if the patient is named scott baio: this is an emergency situation which must be taken care of immediately! please follow these steps to ensure the health and safety of you and those around you: 1: smash scott baio over the head with a heavy, blunt object. 2: while the patient writhes in pain in a pool of his blood, tap dance around the body. 3: have a smoke. Edited October 20, 2005 by bunnyfoofoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Hey, there's nothing wrong with Scott Baio. I happened to like Charles in Charge...well, back in the day when it came on just before Growing Pains. Damn I feel old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bunnyfoofoo Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 tony danza, the fonz, and scott baio... all in one day... i think my brain just turn into mush. oh, the horror!!l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Heeeeeeeey. Don't knock the Fonz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'll smash the Fonz's face into Gorilla cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ::: DANCES AROUND ::: GAY CLUBS ARE SOO MUCH FUN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Need a space saving cooking solution? Mmm, tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 no...replying...in the...random thread! unless youre commenting on bishop's awesome PS3 grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 OMG I TOTALLY JUST DRUNKEN CALLED MH~~!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 piggy knows where you live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 take that ya BIATCH! OOOOOOH! beware of the cheerfully singing yellow monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 "I have tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar but that shits under control. If it gets out of line, I'm like, 'cut it out...you crazy ass tartar'". - Mitch Hedberg. You want more! Then go to the Culture Section dude! On an unrelated note: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 la souris est en dessous la table. le chat est sur la chaise. et le singe est sur la branche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ORANGE COGNAC: Tastes like burning, then it tastes like Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 "on the real, all these crab niggas know the deal: when we start the revolution, all they probably do is squeal..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bishopcruz Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The wit of Tom Sizemore: "It's been my experience…and I'm not saying I'm smart, cause I'm not very smart, but I'm not stupid. Like I know like Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. He didn't write the constitution! See, that was a whole bunch of guys. Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Payne, Benjamin Franklin…whole bunch of cats. They were called the founding fathers. How 'bout that? And they wrote it…by…where? What city? Philadelphia! See, good for me. And I…you know what I paid attention to in school? Whose tits were getting bigger! That was like my main…I'm just being honest! That's what basically everybody is thinking about." and on his legal troubles: "I gotta go to trial! I gotta go to trial! That's so fucked up that I gotta go to trial! For somethin' I didn't do. I mean, I'm breaking the law, I'm soliciting a prostitute. A, it's against the law, but hey, look, it's what I do. B, I use drugs, but, you know, not that much, just when I'm awake. C, I didn't hit her. I didn't like her. The reason I broke up with her because…whenever I went to a…anywhere I went she'd suck every cock in the room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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