Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 MOst peeoplewh en drunnk [postg liwke thiS Me, I keep forgetting question marks. Weird, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 (edited) Well, considering their extensive collection of articles on legalization of ALL drugs, I'm not surprised you had fun there. So you're having trouble remembering the reason.com site? Any particular reason for that you think? Wait, considering that I replaced the reason.com sig with a sig full of pictures of me, does that mean that I sold out to... myself? Edited December 2, 2006 by Jumbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I hate drugs. Stop telling lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 FUCK YOU ROUTER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Science is neat Part 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 tryin to figure out who is more the typecast actor.... will ferrel or adam sandler.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 FUCK YOU WORK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Bitch, get back int he kitchen and finish cookin that macaroni. I'm tryin to talk some sense into your good-for-nothin son here! And tell your mother next time she comes over that the Budwieser in the fridge is mine, not some charity for every drunk that walks in here. First off... I'm Cuban. There is no Macaroni being cooked in my kitchen. And if you haven't noticed I don't have a son I have a daughter. And the Budwieser was you in your drunken rage last night. Thats right you couldn't get any tail and came home drunker than a skunk. You drank the last Budweiser and peed all over the sofa! :: hands Jumbie a wash cloth and soap :: SO GET CLEANING BITCH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 coast to coast, LA to chicago... work radio finally isnt killing me, the one day i brought my ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Mother Superior jumped the gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh nicholas...you might have to hear my crazy Gator shenanigans once more. i'll know tomorrow if UF is going to the national championship game or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 vs your gators do not stand a chance against the fontainbelau angoran rabbits. were an expansion team, but were undefedated, and were unstoppable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 that's a fucking huge rabbit. Aligator's no match... sorry LL. for all weee know this rabbits magical or something. "There is an angora rabbit! And now..... there is not!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 A new form of DriveBy, IN YO FACE! For Metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 FUCK YOU HANGOVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 dammit, Preacher's, you could still be good, if not great, if your admin showed up more than bi-annually. come back, kenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 damn you stumble! The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." This student received the only A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 damn you stumble! Read that a couple of years ago. Still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Edited December 3, 2006 by Lycaon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 If this were true then damn.... between IC and the rest of the guys on the board there probably wouldn't be any kittens left in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 MY NEW BABY FERRET!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 you know....breastfeeding is not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 MY NEW BABY FERRET!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I see MANY MANY drunken pictures involving this ferret... And LL keep Nick away from it. PLEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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