joel, if your going to tell a story tell it right
I was not felled by the first orc just almost(I know cause I set one on fire) and I never got healed from a cleric in town, I was pissed and itchy and I tried to hug our cleric(since I was contagious and pissed) he hit me in the nose with a stick, I unleased a lighting bolt up his ass, and we both ended up tied up on our horses to cool off.
btw only bishop is allowed to tell the tale of 2 plat.