Reverend Jax Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 NOnono no! I said THREE! NOT 1. Who could do a review in one word? You can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby. That is my brother's favorite scene from that movie. Classic. The Invention of Lying - it was ok Ah man, I really that's that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Hondos' modern man living on the edge would take the 'smiley review' challenge. Idea yoinked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 NOnono no! I said THREE! NOT 1. Who could do a review in one word? You can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby. One word reviews, fucking ridiculous. Step into my office. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Haku offers some thought before his letter or word. He's a great big phoney. My system would be. Ace Good Ok Meh Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggalo_pete Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 deth raserz- da best moovi dats wut i wood go wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 deth raserz- da best moovi dats wut i wood go wid Not for long, sir. May I present Big Money Ru$tla$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggalo_pete Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 holi shyt, dat moovi luks way tight thloggan. "weres my mutha fukn monny" Ahaha! ill b der opining day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Logan, you just blew my muthafuckin' myyynd, boyee! Finally, a western worthy tot he awesomeness of the Mario Van Pebbles classic, Posse. Although, notice how two white guys where the only ones to get mentions in the Posse, trailer, too. The more things change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Daybreakers - I liked it Legion - Piece a shit Trailer Park Boys: The Movie - I liked it Monster Camp - I liked it The Breakfast Club - It was ok Maneater - Piece a shit Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker - I liked it Zombiemania - I liked it Howling 3: The Marsupials - Piece a shit MacHEADS - Piece a shit Superman: Doomsday - It was ok The Atomic Cafe - I liked it Feed - Piece a shit Shakes the Clown - I liked it Brokeback Mountain - I liked it Jenifer - It was ok Love Object - Piece a shit ASSSSCAT! - I liked it Comic Book Confidential - I liked it Visioneers - I liked it The Signal - It was ok A Boy and His Dog - I liked it Maxed Out - It was ok Most High - Piece a shit The Union - I liked it The Canyon - Piece a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Howling 3: The Marsupials - Piece a shit Why would you willingly subject yourself to that? You can tell by the title that it sucks, you know why? It's called "The Marsupials." I watched that shit on the SciFi channel when I was thirteen and I still point out to anyone that I know that it's one of the worst movies ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why would you willingly subject yourself to that? You can tell by the title that it sucks, you know why? It's called "The Marsupials." I watched that shit on the SciFi channel when I was thirteen and I still point out to anyone that I know that it's one of the worst movies ever made. It really was awful. In my defense, I didn't pick it out...but I'll be damned if I didn't watch the whole thing. WTF Jay? Answer for the sins of your countrymen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 It really was awful. In my defense, I didn't pick it out...but I'll be damned if I didn't watch the whole thing. I think that's part of its evil power, it makes you watch it in its long, boring, stupid entirety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I think that's part of its evil power, it makes you watch it in its long, boring, stupid entirety It's probably just so bad that you keep hoping that it will circle back around and be redeemed somehow (as some bad movies, which are so bad they're good). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Brokeback Mountain - I liked it ASSSSCAT! - I liked it A Boy and His Dog - I liked it The Union - I liked it Umm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Umm... Okay I've only seen 2 of those movies and I'm trying to figure out the correlation between A Boy and His Dog and Brokeback Mountain but it just isn't happening. Care to explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Okay I've only seen 2 of those movies and I'm trying to figure out the correlation between A Boy and His Dog and Brokeback Mountain but it just isn't happening. Care to explain? It's almost as if Logan's trying to tell us something w/ those titles. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 It's almost as if Logan's trying to tell us something w/ those titles. . . Well, we're all a little gay, right? Right?!? Brokeback Mountain is the only one that's actually gay and I thought it was pretty damn good. It didn't make me feel gay because every time I jerked off while watching it I was thinking of chicks. I'm pretty sure Vic & Blood didn't have sex with each other, but they definitely were in love. Totally doesn't count and it would be more beastophilia than homosexuality anyway. The movie gets a major handicap for being old as balls. Haku, you know A Boy and His Dog, right? Harlan Ellison? ASSSSCAT! is a recording of the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy troupe doing their improv show. If you're a fan of them or the genre then it's pretty cool. I don't recall anything specific, but I'm pretty sure there is something gay in it. Gayness is, after all, a comedy gold mine. The Union is about the organized crime syndicate that exists purely because pot is illegal. I don't even see how that title is gay. OHHH wait, like The Union between a penis and a butt. Nevermind, I get it. I get jokes. Lions love jokes. Now, go post your top 25 albums of all time Harriet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 There is the penis/butt union aspect, but I was thinking more like the (silly) debate between calling it a "civil union" and not a "marriage" between gay couples. Now go post your answers in the interview thread, Bertha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 There is the penis/butt union aspect, but I was thinking more like the (silly) debate between calling it a "civil union" and not a "marriage" between gay couples. Now go post your answers in the interview thread, Bertha. Okay so that's 3 out of 4 but where does A Boy and His Dog come in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 The Atomic Cafe - I liked it Glad someone else out there gave it a shot and enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Glad someone else out there gave it a shot and enjoyed it. Propaganda fascinates me. Especially shit that was buried in the shame vault before I was born. There is the penis/butt union aspect, but I was thinking more like the (silly) debate between calling it a "civil union" and not a "marriage" between gay couples. I thought of that at work today. Yeah, that's a forehead slapper. Now go post your answers in the interview thread, Bertha. Touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Okay so that's 3 out of 4 but where does A Boy and His Dog come in? One might say that there is a "don't trust women" lesson in there. However, one would be missing the "Only trust your dog and no one else" lesson if they thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Okay so that's 3 out of 4 but where does A Boy and His Dog come in? That's more of a question for Pat Robertson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 That's more of a question for Pat Robertson. *facpalm* Oh Jesus, Jax and Benny at their worst were better than this joke. Epic fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 *facpalm* Oh Jesus, Jax and Benny at their worst were better than this joke. Epic fail. You've had to have 2 or 3 additional posts since my original one to have it explained to you, so it's pretty much been an "epic fail" for you from the get-go, Donny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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