The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Imaginary Girlfriends.com (lost inna crash... ) Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend? Want to make that certain someone a little jealous? Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes? With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice. Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend. Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique. This site is great....its apparently doin well, too, as some of the hotter chicks are all bought up. If i was a chick, id make $20-30 a month to write letter and mail panties, for sure...hah. Me? I keep checkin the "available soon" page for that Salima to show up...man, she's fine as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 That's pretty hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Best part is when you're ready to break up with them, they can act all desperate liek they'll do anything int he world to have you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is funny. is this the thing you were talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I WANT TO BE AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND....hell pay me to be annoying and clingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 oh man this is really low lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 isa, they got a singup, grrl.....not like youd be the first hondonian gal to sign up there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 do it do it do it do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Line Nightmare Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 How sad, pathetic, and hilarious. And dude, no one's seeing my cash until I can touch a boob or 'giner. Dem's da breaks, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I don't think you understand the concept. I think thsi is mostly for guys trying to make someone else jealous. Having a hot girl who pines after you and is desparate to stay together when you want to break it off, that's a priceless illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 well there is that folk theory that guys become more attractive to the opposite sex when they have a girlfriend. especially if that girlfriend is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Folk theory schmolk theory, it's fucking true. Simple marketing, if you create the illusion that other people want/have your product, you'll want to have it to. Same thing applies to men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Envy is a powerful thing, no? Marketing using deadly sins...heh. I'm sure all of them are covered in there somewhere. Sloth = "This'll make cleaning the house easier! You won't have to lift a finger." Greed = "In just 5 months I made $100,000!" Lust = Think about all those commercials where the guy sprays something on and it makes all the girls go crazy for him. Pride = Anything that has to do with looking better. External self improvement. Envy = "You can't afford a luxury car, but you'll feel like you drive one..." Wrath = "Do you hate athlete's foot?!" Gluttony = heh, all I can think of is, "Once you pop, you can't stop." I know...yeah this service seems like something to get over your current girlfriend. I mean, what if some of these guys actually fall in love with their imaginary girlfriend and they try to track them down...that'd be messed up. I mean, the girl sends the guy some panties through the mail, won't there be a return address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Nope, deal is the chick sends it to the company, then they send it out from there.....they insist the girls use fake names too, so the kinda psychos you fear you might attract have lil to go on. ps good to see you again, White Line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 i guess superE is punking out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Gluttony = heh, all I can think of is, "Once you pop, you can't stop." How about Checker's's "You Gotta Eat!"? All I know is this, girls ain't never hitting on me, and the only time in my life they have is when I had a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 WHY WOULD YOU SAY I AM PUNKING OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 didnt they ask you to volunteer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Yeah! Fight! Fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 No....I said I want to get paid to do that...shiiiiiiiittttt. I would be making a killing going out on dates with those loosers....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokigiant Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Most of the ladies are not all that great. They are mostly kind of average. But I guess if you are unable to meet real girls they are probably beauty queens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 I bet some of them are even guys...and they just have a really hot friend that doesn't know what to say that would be all sexy and cute...so the guy chats with you and the guy sends you little letters and the guy wears the panties that you receive...it's actually a scary thought when you consider all of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 man, i cant believe this site is still going, and doing even better no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Every now and then, i find this thread, and check in. I dont know why im surprised to see this site still going, but i do think its funny that the only available 2 chicks are slim pickings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Writers wanted: 5PM Interactive and ImaginaryGirlfriends.com are seeking creative, fun-loving women to join us! If you're over 18, love to write and welcome the opportunity to earn extra cash, consider joining our site as an Imaginary Girlfriend. All ages, races, shapes, sizes and manner of personal tastes are welcome. Whether you're naughty or nice, love romance or adventure, there's sure to be someone who would love to have you as an Imaginary Girlfriend. We're looking for someone who can provide an authentic long-distance girlfriend experience with a minimum of actual interaction. This may require creativity or improv skills in some cases to ensure that the appearance of a real relationship is maintained. Of course no actual romantic relationships are involved and you will never be encouraged to be a real life girlfriend in any situation. Imaginary Girlfriends are just that -- imaginary! Holy shit, I just got a new job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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