The NZA Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 *ahem* so, aside from Pinky, DD never had a mascot, and so i figured when i opened this place, id give it a go. The best i came up with for our bar was (eeyore's favorite): Drinky Duck Now, Drinky wasnt a nice duck...he was downright...surly. I tried - god, how i tried! - to get him to say cute things, or just be nice, but all he wanted to talk about was vodka IV's, and yell "Where the white women at?!". He was known for rambunctious behavior at all hours, along with his forgotten cohort, Drunken Monkey of the Links section. When he passed at the end of last year, due to massive mallard cirrhosis, it was commented that his own mother didnt miss him. Tragic, but true. At times, popular threads attempted their own creations, such as... Blarghy ...who, though pleasant (most likely due to being unintelligble), was last seen by the mexican border, filled with illegal goods. Out track record in this department isnt doing so well. In a bold, controversial move, Keshante attempted to spread his love for pooh-bear all over Hondo's, but his love for the peaceful, marketable bear ran out when Pooh's more ill-tempered cousin, Poohnanny-bear showed up and devoured him. This move was heralded by all hondonians, and therefore, we unveil our latest malevolent friend... Ladies and gentlemen, i give you: Pythagoras, or P, or goras, as he goes by, but he doesnt seem fond of "thag". He arrived today at Hondo's central in an ominious box, with the return address of "Lativa, suckers" and a note saying that he enjoys long waddles on the beach, and eating babies. We've since determined that he is either a Penguinky or a Monkapenguin, but he's definitely of the simian/spheniscidae persuasion, and is absolutely charming: his all but vestigial fins keep him from flinging poo, but this sure doesnt stop him from trying, god bless 'im! The point is: he loves you all*, and not just the juices inside of you. Please make him feel welcome, and give me ideas as to what to do with him. *: i dont think he's made up his mind about jax yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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