Reverend Jax Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Dante, I challenge you to a Photoshop Rap Battle. Should you choose to accept, here's how it works: It's like a rap battle, but instead of laying down lyrics, we lay down photoshopped images. I post an image I've doctored, and you try to one up me. Onlookers will cheer us on or boo us off! People will obviously grade on both skillz and style, so bring your game mouse. One more rule, if there is any doubt that it's not your work, you shall be exposing yourself to possible/probable questioning. For example, images of you with Shirley Manson are unmistakingly yours. Images of cats holding up their hands at gunpoint will be called into question, and then mocked. Also, remember, this is fight club. All rules about not being a whiny bitch apply. I'll kick it off. Top that, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 ah snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I wish I had skills like that. I can only convert stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I agree. STOP SHOWING OFF FUCKERS hahaha nah I'm joking. Please show off all you like. It makes me hot. what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 That was tidy work Jax, but just clarify for me that I'm simply a lesser version of 2Track as opposed to a poor-quality 2track wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 This is an awesome idea, you are a genius Jax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 That was tidy work Jax, but just clarify for me that I'm simply a lesser version of 2Track as opposed to a poor-quality 2track wannabe. Skeeter, you are to 2Track what Margarine is to Butter. What hamburger is to steak. What Def Leppard is to Led Zeppelin. During those times when 2Track goes on 3 month long drunken quests never to touch a computer for non-porn reasons, you're the only thing that keeps this place going. Just remember, Robin sometimes gets cool side stories and every good stories in his own comic book, but he ain't no Batman. Hows it feel to be on a Vegemite can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 So should I match theme for theme? I mean, that way we'd have to stick to something. Oh, and I don't find already doctored images and place them up as something I did. When it comes to my work, I have honor. Besides, maybe you were thinking of something I did already a while ago when you posted the first image maybe? poon By the way, no, that isn't my submission. You want me to stay on the same theme. Seeing as how you are the challenger, I think you should make the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 Anything you want to post to one up me. Howfully competition will bring out in us some slick shit, but I would recommend giving it a personnal touch. You may have honor, but that doesn't mean your honor can't be called into question. And remember, style counts as much as skills. PS, I'd never seen that image before. Well done...if that is in fact your work.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Skeeter, you are to 2Track what Margarine is to Butter. What hamburger is to steak. What Def Leppard is to Led Zeppelin. During those times when 2Track goes on 3 month long drunken quests never to touch a computer for non-porn reasons, you're the only thing that keeps this place going. Just remember, Robin sometimes gets cool side stories and every good stories in his own comic book, but he ain't no Batman. Hows it feel to be on a Vegemite can? Grrrrr. I thought maybe I had a little more identity than that, but whatever. Comparing the relationship between Def Leppard & Led Zeppelin to Batman & Robin?! Them's fightin' words!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 Dude, I thought I was being nice to Def Leppard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Heh, I'm a Def Leppard fan, but even I'll admit that sounds about right. By the way, this is a very slow and uneventful competition so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'm a bit busy at work. Gimme some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 *dances around in speedos for your entertainment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Here's my reply. Nothing major really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 I call into doubt your honor. Anybody could a done that. This one however... is an Old Dirty Jax original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Oh.Shit. Fucking hot! ps It woulda been cool if you replaced Sin City with Hondo's Bar But your shit is still tight. Both of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 A tad sloppy, but I'm empathasizing style of skillz.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 Come on people! How about a little props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 That is the hottest shit to ever be shat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Sorry, I was with LL for the weekend and she doesn't have Photoshop installed. Go fig. I'll post as soon as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 You shouldn't be photoshopping when you're with your girl! Although we are axious to see what eyecandy you photoshop next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 That's why I wasn't Photoshopping. But now at work. Here's my submission. I went with Jax's theme of Sin City, but I didn't use anyone from Hondo's Bar. However, it is someone that comes up a lot in discussions...here, you may judge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I'm a bit behind, lets hope this covers for lost time... I call it The Frog's Triumph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Oh man. Thus far Jax is winning this battle. Love those Sin City posters. Dante, you need to lower the scope a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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