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Hmm....daydreams don't really count. Those are conscious wakeful things.... Its a theory that started in the 50's I think. Does anyone dream in color? Or more importantly, does anyone ever remember dreaming in color? Kinda of a deep thought question. And Pearl Jam lyrics. "She dreams in colors, she dream in reds." :yup:

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How's work? life? and everything?

I'm good. Just getting older...LOL, the mundanes of life, I wish I was rich just once dammit. :2T:

 

2 hours of sex? How can you go 2 hours and not pop? Was it hard? I mean the not popping, not your ding-a-ling.

- Its hard :blink: (no pun intended), when I come close to popping I pull back and start again slower. It's mind over matter. Sometimes I slip one in though in terms of popping... at which point, it feels so good, she doen't care...LOL. :2T:

 

What's your favortie kind of outer wear?

Columbia stuff, jeans, Old Navy, flannel, leather jacket Im partial too as well. I'm a New Englander. :2T:

 

What are you doing for Christmas?

Family, travel, on Christmas Eve. Friends and fam on Christmas day. It's always hetic. I'm so into Christmas this year I can't wait... :)

 

Do you hate that people abbreviate Christmas with X-mas? or do you not care?

Xmas is the X-rated version of Christmas so ...no. LOL. :???: No it doesn't matter to me really.

 

How did you come with the Dear God, letters?

In the vastness of space (my brain) it just came to me one day. I thought it'd be witty and funny to parody the lighter side of divinity. And I think it looks funny in letter hand in photoshop like real letters. Hey...God has a sense of humor... look at the platypus...LOL. (I stole that platy line from somewhere, but I can't remember who) LOL. :2T:

 

Why are you so awesome?

Moi? Awwwwwwwww.......shucks. :love:

 

I almost always dream in color too... now that I think of it.

 

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When you see these images, what comes to mind?

 

Miami, Fl

80°F

Partly Cloudy Feels Like

83°F

Compared to

 

Boston, Ma

32°F

Light Snow Feels Like

22°F

 

- I feel like screaming........... I used to love winter but after today, I fucking hate snow. We got 2 ft today. It was 2 hours to work, 2 home and 5 hours of shoveling after that. Yeah I wanna live in a tropical climate.... I hate snow man. :sad:

 

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So how did you come up with the idea of the Traveling Babo Project to begin with? Were you inspired by the Traveling Gnomes? How did you come across Babo to begin with and what made you decide to use him over any other doll?

- Yeah sorta kinda. I saw a video with the traveling gnome one time and always thought it'd be cool. Then I saw Babo (the Ugly Doll) and thought that would be cool, then thought more on it and the idea just kinda popped in my head. :ohface:

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What photoshop program do you use? Everything you make is awesome.

-7.0 and a shit load of other programs, but 7.0 is the version I use alot. And thank you for the compliment Christy. :howyoudoin:

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So whats santa bringin you for Christmas?

Nothing... :eh:

 

How many ladies are gonna be kissing you under the mistletoe?

Prolly just Mum, so 1 :???:

 

Whats your poison gonna be over the festive period?

Sam Adams. Maybe Jack :fuming: Guiness if Im lucky.

 

Have you had many parties to go to?

6 and they all suck. Bah Humbug...LOL :2T:

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awww why's my little MM all scrooged up? If I were there you'd definitely get a kiss under the mistletoe from me, even if you didn't want it.

 

Cheer up, it's Christmas time. Just think of everyone's faces when you give them their presents, or when you say... "um, here's a card with some dry macaroni on it, I ain't got no money."

 

Blue skies

Smiling at me

Nothing but blue skies

Do I see

 

Bluebirds

Singing a song

Nothing but bluebirds

All day long

 

Blue days

All of them gone

Nothing but blue skies

From now on

 

That's enough of that........

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Time for another round of inane and insipid questions from yours truly.

 

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1. Any tattoos/piercings?

 

2. If you were going to blast off to start a colony on the moon, what woman would you take with you as your Eve?

 

3. What's the most annoying song you can think of?

 

4. Have you ever attempted to suck your own cock?

 

5. Favorite breakfast cereal?

 

6. Do you have any strange talent? Like juggling or riding a unicycle.

 

7. Heavy Metal 1 or 2?

 

8. Own a sex slave or be a sex slave?

 

9. Can you/do you like to dance?

 

10. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

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Time for another round of inane and insipid questions from yours truly.

 

 

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More insane Q's... One of the reasons I love ya Amber...

 

1. Any tattoos/piercings?

 

None. Although, I am strongly considering getting a couple of Tats. Especially where now I am working out the back and biceps and growing a goatee... Gotta keep up that "rock" star bravado... umm, ya right. LOL.

 

2. If you were going to blast off to start a colony on the moon, what woman would you take with you as your Eve?

 

My wife. She's the most beautiful, intelligent pain in the ass that I can think of. On the other hand, I would definately take a lil' side dish of Angie Jolie, Alley Baggett and Kate Beckinsale action. (Check the Hawt Chick thread for pics and bios)

 

3. What's the most annoying song you can think of?

 

The b52's...

 

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4. Have you ever attempted to suck your own cock?

 

Maybe.

 

Ok Once, and it ended horribly with a sprained neck and a lacerated cornea...

 

Nah............... Just Kidding. Nope. I'm one for leaving the joys of that to the ladies... :eh:

 

5. Favorite breakfast cereal?

 

Tie between Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes although I'm not really a huge breakfast fan.

 

6. Do you have any strange talent? Like juggling or riding a unicycle.

 

I have a photographic memory, a penchant for music lyrics and movie tidbits, a constant need to lay down the bass line and drum beat to every piece of music I hear and I can do all the voices of the principal muppets.

 

7. Heavy Metal 1 or 2?

Heavy Metal 1. I liked the original. I didn't know they had a part 2 so I guess part 1 wins by default.

 

8. Own a sex slave or be a sex slave?

To be honest I am not really turned on by anything "slavelike" and "sexual". At least not in the same sentence, so I would say neither really.

 

 

9. Can you/do you like to dance?

 

Whelp.... I'm white so let's just say my ability to dance is limited becuase of my genetical make-up.... my ability to "groove" though is a another story... :yup:

 

10. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

 

Holy Hell. Who knows, hopefully richer and on a Yacht off the coast of one of the Hawaiin islands, without a care in the world.

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It's 12:15 AM according to my atomic clock as I write this. I should be in bed. I WAS in bed. But as I have every night in the past week or so, I had a string of weird dreams (or one long weird dream that took many odd turns), which kept waking me up and simply resuming from where they left off when I got back to sleep.

 

First I was in a Kinko's type place, where I was making prints of something that accidentally were printed out on photographic paper; the lady working there got mad at me, even though it was her fault she forgot to take the photo paper out when she was done with it.

 

My mind swirls with color and then, out of nowhere...

 

Later I was in some gymnasium that was also a bathroom that was set up for a large bowling type event, only it was with large clay blocks. :yup:

 

I was all alone and somebody had trashed the place, so I decided to get out in case someone suspected me of trashing these apparent clay-bowling olympics. So I ran out and up the stairs where there were some offices; one at the end of the hall housed a very old looking man, he was desheveld ( I think), who was apparently left there by an younger caretaker who had work to to elsewhere in the building. On the other side of the hallway my old high school chem teacher was having a meeting with some folks in an office when his dog (apparently named "Cheetah" in this dream) took notice to me and ran after me with the teacher screaming after him. :mumble:

 

That was about when I woke up, I think. Other elements of the dream include meeting a friend I've known only on IM for a long time now, putting out a fire in a someone's apartment, and I know for awhile I was looking for someone, but I don't remember who.

 

Now that I've shared the randomness that this dream had (which most of my dreams do), I'm sitting here at about 12:30, having just finished a bowl of Marshmallow Froot Loops. They are truly an amazing thing--the best of two cereals together. The marshmallows of Lucky Charms and the, well, loops of Froot Loops. :censored:

 

I can hear the neighborhood dogs barking outside through my open window at this very late hour, and I wish my house was a bit cooler. The thermometer on my atomic clock reads that it is 77°F in here, a bit too warm for me...

 

Eventually I'll try going back to sleep, but the truth is, if these dreams keep up tonight, I don't think I want to. They weren't bad or nightmares really, just weird enough for me to want to avoid them.

 

Even the good parts. :censored:

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Dear MM,

 

I've been having problems understanding why my boyfriend searches the net for porn when he has me living with him. He looks at all kinds of porno when I run to the store. I've told him before that it doesn't bother me that he does it, but I don't understand why he does it behind my back. Can you give me an idea why he would do that? I also have a close friend who has a new husband that does the same thing. What's the deal here?

 

Jeleous in Jersey

 

 

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Dear JJ,

 

Don't take it personally ... it has nothing to do with you. Guys like the "forbidden" ... searching for porn on the net satisfies their voyeuristic nature too. It's also like a big hunt ... searching and conquering on the net. I'm sure he doesn't want to upset you (or get caught in the act, perhaps looking at something that would not be considered "normal") and that's probably why he waits until you leave the house. A guy could be

living with a fucking supermodel and still look at porn ... :ifyouknowwhatimean:

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Dear MM.

 

Who was it? Tell me. Which consenting adult held you down &--

 

Y'know what? You ain't worth offending anyone else who happens across here. I wanna try to get the same rise out've you that you got out've me, but like I said, you're not worth offending any of the dickheads that make a habit of frequenting this place. Their worst sin was hitching their cart to the wrong mule. And if you're anything, you're definitely the wrong kind've mule.

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Well, since no one here can even come close to be considered Wise, spare us the melodrama.

 

See, that's a problem I'm really starting to have around here: if someone has a problem with someone else, it degenerates into a mindless pissing contest.

 

If you don't like the guy, don't post in his ask thread: it then appears that YOU are the instigator.

 

This is absurd. :???:

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Dear Journal,

 

Feels fantastic to have a clean-shaven face. And a shower.

 

So I really should try to get some sleep because I have a busy day tomorrow - er, today. My mother is dead set on seeing at least most of her family during the Birthday celbration at the house... I'm one hell of a son. Kinda like crossing the streams between mother and wife, but hey, that's the sort of son I am, taking multiple bullets for my mother. And that's on top of the tulips I already sent her at work. Technically, the flowers should let me off the hook for any further obligation.

 

Until tommorow.

 

-MM.

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Dear Journal,

 

When you see God tonight, say thanks. No seriously. Flash back, many years ago, I see Dad spending a small fourtune on concrete and cement, 2 weeks of constructing a 4 1/2 foot thick wall around the existing foundation of the house and cementing the basement floor.

 

After today and a LONG day of work, seeing all those people that lost their houses when the dams let loose, I return home tonight to a dry house. I can take that shower. I can watch TV

 

So like I said.... Thanks. :)

 

MM.

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Dear (MM's) Journal,

 

Hey, Arch here. Since you seem to answer his prayers, I feel this is a great place to ask them. Seem's he has Verizon while I still have shitty MetroPCS.

 

Some of that rain that's plaguing New England...send it down here. We're parched, and the fires are getting annoying.

 

Also, the constant 90 degree clear sunny skies only wins over tourists, not us people who live and bake here. Keep in in Disney World.

 

Oh, and while your at it, tell the gators to stop eating pretty women. There are plenty of homeless people that are stinking up the streets.

 

Thanks, and lots of love.

 

Arch

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Dear Arch,

 

Journal here. Saw that bit on the gator attacks on a blurb after the Dubya's speech tonight. Most scary... 3 in 4 days right?.... Anyway, there is more than enough rain in Southern New England to fill the Cape Cod Bay basin.

 

Twice.

 

I'll do my best.

 

Your friend,

MM's Journal.

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