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Borat: Cultural thread for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


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...I didn't see the pic on your myspace, Tu??

 

OK There are about three major theaters pretty close to me. My favorite being Movie Tavern... but THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING BORAT.

 

Metal Heart: I wish they had it at Movie Tavern!

Darth Fluffakins: its at the studio movie grill here?

Darth Fluffakins: have you looked it up, whats your zip code?

Metal Heart: I checked. 76021

Metal Heart: It's at Rave and AMC30 so that's good :)

Metal Heart: GOD you know what pisses me off?

Darth Fluffakins: what?

Darth Fluffakins: jews?

Darth Fluffakins: christians?

Metal Heart: They aren't showing Borat, but Movie Tavern is showing SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE AS;LDKFJA;LKJSGL;AKJW;ELIJTPOGIWHERGIOAWJEO;GJALWEJGAl;wegt

Darth Fluffakins: POUND THAT FUCKING KEYBOARD!

Metal Heart: what the fucking cunt fuck?! shitty cunt logs! stupid! what a stupid movie!

Darth Fluffakins: hahaha

Metal Heart: It has Martin Short though. I like him, but STPUIDA;SLKDFJCAN'TTYPE

Darth Fluffakins: yeah I feel ya

 

Yeah that's how I feel about it. Fuck you, Movie Tavern! While I will continue to love your $4 matinee ticket price and delicious alcoholic beverages while I watch my movie, a little part of me has officially died inside!

 

Now I have to go to Rave or AMC. Rave is ok when there aren't tweens running amuck... it doesn't help that the parking is shitty and right next to North East Mall, either. sighhhh.

Prolly gonna hit up AMC tonight or Rave tomorrow as early as possible to see this. It's being called "quite possibly the funniest movie in YEARS". Excitement!

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i can't even pinpoint my favorite part because there were many.

There were many good parts, but my favorite has to be

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The naked fight that made it's way into the conference room.

The movie was wasn't all that good though.

 

 

 

....NOT!!!

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This movie... it's.... what comedies... are all about. :)

 

My favorite parts have to the

 

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seriously, i haven't laughed that hard watching a movie in years.

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bagging pamela was a brilliant scene

My sister and I spent like an hour discussign which scene the people around Borat were in on the gag and which scene where people were obvilious.

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the Pamela scene strikes me as something they could get sued for if not staged. I love that when he asked her to marry him, she casually replied 'no thanks.'

Oh and

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the Kazakhi children attackign the Jew egg before it hatched was great.
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this was everyting i was hoping for in a comedy. i dont normally do comedies at the theatre, but this was totally worth it.

Dont get me wrong, the Ali G movie was fun, but fuck i could see this again.

 

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nah, ill either rent or bootleg em if im gonna.

there's only so many films im gonna go to the movies to see, and usually i try for the big epic ones that make use of all the equipment theatres have that i dont; if its a comedy, drama etc ill catch it on my own terms.

once in a while, ill see one i wish idve caught in theatres, like uh, Fight Club, or Motorcycle Diaries. but comedy-wise, this was the first in a long, long time that i saw there and was glad for it.

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