archangel Posted November 29, 2007 Posted November 29, 2007 Anyone play this game? Pretty fucking Bad-Ass!
Stilly Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Waited for a year for it, pre-ordered it, played it, beat it, love it. Would play again A++++++++++++++++++!!!111one!!!uno
The NZA Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Prolly one of my surprise hits this year, i was expecting a puzzle mini-game with Orange Box and got one of the most fun puzzle games ive played, with so much character its crazy. The gun drones, companion cubes, all of it - and perhaps the most memorable last boss/ending ive seen in years. Short, but top notch all around. Do yourself a favor, dont listen to the ending song, cake jokes, any of it till you play it, its totally worth it. Oh, and if you wanna try out the flash/2D version to see what the physics/engine is like, click here awesome Portal papercraft
archangel Posted December 10, 2007 Author Posted December 10, 2007 more people need to beat this so we can talk about it! btw, Nick: have you done the Advanced levels yet? Namely: the one where you get the Companion Sphere and the level right before it, with all the turrets?
The NZA Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 absolutely not, i prolly should but i tried the first one the other day and it whupped me bad enough to get back into half life 2/team fortress, orange box is a tricky thing that way. i should get back to it, but i just borrowed a buncha games offa bish & newt, so its kinda on the backburner for the moment, especially with the realization that the only way id ever have a chance at the aperture science achievement (beat all advanced missions with gold medal, natch) is by using gameFAQs for every single step.
archangel Posted December 10, 2007 Author Posted December 10, 2007 nah, I was able to do all but two. The last stage is a nightmare, and that one with the Companion is equally as bad, as the name should have illustrated. It's just sooooooooooo fucking terribly difficult!
The NZA Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 yeah. you beat the game, you think you've got the physics down pat, so you load up some of the advanced missions, and scratch your head going "...there's no fucking way. unless...unless you port onto that moving plank, then from there, and there, to...no, there's gotta be some other way, that's some impossible matrix shit, they cant expect me t..." "....fuck."
Stilly Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Welps, considering my one-month free trial of Live Gold is up tonight, I'll probably be devoting my gaming time to this again....time to see if I can beat more of those advanced ones. ...God help me...
Iambaytor Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Who wants to complicate something simple like Portal with needless stupidity?! This guy! http://www.gamesradar.com/us/xbox360/game/...207115724980042 However it kind of goes against his point as the principal enemy of the game is a female and the turrets have female voices, not "boyish" ones as he states. God I love the internet.
archangel Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 So I did it. I finally beat ALL of the advanced levels. I can now kill myself. The cake IS a Lie!
Iambaytor Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 "The Cake is a Lie!" is the next "All Your Base Are Belong to us" and another quote which involves airplanes and slithering reptiles that I dare not utter here.
C_U_SPACECOWBOY Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I can honestly say Portal was one of the most rewarding gaming experiences I've had in a long while. It actually felt like playing again, like when videogames were new. A completely unique and enjoyable experierence with that classic Valve black sense of humor. Managed to do all of the Advanced maps. Got my CRAZY VANILLA CAKE for it! Haven't gotten around to doing the f***in' medal runs. Complete a map in 4 STEPS!!! OH! And one of the best endings I've seen in a while!! Check out this Flash animation when you can! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php
archangel Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 WHAT?! 4 Steps! That isn't even possible!
archangel Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 Made it to level 35 in this damned flash game before getting dizzy lol there are a few levels there where all you can say is FUCK!
C_U_SPACECOWBOY Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 WHAT?! 4 Steps! That isn't even possible! Oh no? http://video.aol.com/video-detail/portal-c...teps/3414231042 Sick. Just plain sick.
archangel Posted December 12, 2007 Author Posted December 12, 2007 beat it! Thanks Ly! Work was actually fun
Jables Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 so portal/TF2/Half life 2... Worth it? I'm thinking of picking it up tonight and just wondering if I should bother?
archangel Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 if for no other reason than portal GET IT. HL2 was also very good.
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