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Did anyone else besides me go see Hitman?

 

I actually liked it, but I do think they put too much movie into the time alotted. I also think they could have done more... hits. But overall, good ol Timmy with the shaved head and barcode, did a good job. They move around way too much in the movie, from here to there and back, without explaining much, and the random titties always helps for the bored guys.

 

I'd give it 3 1/2 stars out of 5.

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huh, was wondering how this one went, it was looking kinda cool, then it got uh, assassinated by critics and all...so, at least rental-worthy then, i take it?

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I reckon they picked the totally wrong guy....

 

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or...

 

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But he's the juggernaut, bitch!

 

 

Anyhow, yeah I agree Oliphant looked nothing like Agent 47 except for being bald, he looked too young for the part.

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I played my first Hitman game a few weeks ago(blood money) and maybe it's the engine, maybe it's a shittyshitty badbad lastgen port to the 360, but this game didn't impress me even a little. And the movie looks to be less so.

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Well the game is ok, its cool in the different ways to kill and all, but at the same time a lil too basic. The graphics werent so bad on the newest game on ps2.

 

As far as the movie, olyphant was a lil young looking, but he did a decent job at the part. The movie could have been so much more, but it was entertaining for sure. More contract 'hits' would have been nice, not a whole movie on chasing 1 guy down to kill, but it was pretty good considering its a video game and nothing more. Plenty of tits and ass in the movie too, so that always makes a just 'decent' flick a lil mo' better.

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