Iambaytor Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Did this as a project for my senior film project in high school. A few things, we had no lighting, no mics, a crappy camera, and poor video editing software. My acting is intentionally bad, the rest of the actors are actually bad actors. We were originally going to do a straight up action movie but it had to be shown in school so no guns, so we played up the Hall Moniter Idea with the flashlights in everything. So apologies for the video quality, soudn quality, and just quality in general but I think it adds to the whole thing. Some things like my deplorably bad acting, the "file", me missing my pockets, and the camera caught in the lenses of my glasses were intentional but some others were not. Anyhow, here is the official trailer for a movie that will never be made. I present, Tardy. (Trailer for the sequel is in pre-production and will be done somewhat more professionally though much of the cheese will still be present) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I swear I rewatched from 2:46 to 2:49 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Five times in a row, at least. I... I need more of this. PLEASE! Show us more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 As I said, the sequel is in the planning process. We're hoping to do a trilogy with Roam Free or Tardy Hard being part two and Tardy: First Second Offense Part 8 III being the 3rd (Cause we needed a name more confusing than Rambo: First Blood Part 2) We should be filming sometime next week. And since we actually have sound editing software and a better camera we should be alright. Also we're considering in what the Mormons think is the Garden of Eden mostly juts so we can have "Filming location: The Garden of Eden" in the credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The simpsons did it already. actually, that was better/more fun that i was expecting, and yeah, if you got more, id love to see it. the cliches were dead-on, the delivery was great, and your friends can seemingly act if even in small bits, so yeah, really cool ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 simpsons did it, but not as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 I don't know I think we ripped of the Hot Fuzz trailer moreso than the Simpsons. And hopefully next time we can manage real slow motion rather than somebody standing inside the door so it'll move slower an us trying our best to act like it's slow motion. Also if you couldn't tell I was the voice-over as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 All Hail The Chess Bully!!! All Hail Me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ah juvenile jokes and silent films go together like peanut butter and ladies. Nicely played, good sir. And I'm glad to see that R. Kelly's still getting work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 And I'm glad to see that R. Kelly's still getting work. Oh man, this seriously had me laughing out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 go together like peanut butter and ladies. Is that from "Talledega Nights"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Is that from "Talledega Nights"? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I appreciate your appraise and reference-shipness. You watched till after the credits right?!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 I appreciate your appraise and reference-shipness. You watched till after the credits right?!!!1 I assure you sir, I have and am applauding with my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 21 Awesome Street!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Glad you finally posted it on here man. Good work, as I've always said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I love it more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Bump for epic out-takes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 All Hail The Chess Bully!!! All Hail Me!!!! i laughed enough to alarm my roommates. you, sir, are brilliant, and if stillbored hadnt deviously stolen my 's this month, it would be yours. this thread is the epitome of a late entry for the hondies this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 excellent work man, great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Thanks everybody. I appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Man, they were both fucking epic. "I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" had me laughing for about 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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