Acalis Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Just thought I'd go retro here, bring back a thread of nothing but classic "Yo Mama" comebacks. Note, this is not to be confused with the other "YO MOMMA" thread from way back when. Just nothing but Yo Mama cracks, try to out-dis the other guys. Allright guys, bring it on! Yo Mama's so funky she used Secret and it told on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 'Cal, don't take this personal but I'm closing the thread. As you may or may not have seen up top, there's a tourney coming one category of which is 'Yo momma', and it simply wouldn't do to have any possible contenders blowing or repeating their a-game from here now would it? Honestly man it's nothing personal, and hope you'll register for the tourney. If you're pissed enough I'll reopen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 So I unlocked this a couple weeks ago because clearly the FC tourney ain't happening, and I hoped Acalis'd notice and restart his thread(since PMs worked so well last time) but clearly not, so anyone bursting with yo mama jokes, have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo mama would have kept this thread closed. but not her legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT YOU PERVERT!! *She's also dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Even better for me to dig up dirt on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 *runs crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo mama's so fat, her body mass index is much higher than average...and...when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, she takes full advantage of it. I suck at these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 DAMNIT YOU MONSTERS LEAVE MY MOTHER ALONE!! THE PROBLEM WAS GLANDULAR!!!! SHE-HAD-BAD-GLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Finish the fucking STORY man! What happened? What about the glands?!?!? I think I took too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 damn, skeet. how bout this: if we leave mom's out of this, i promise to leave this out of your moms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BEING SO TERRIBLY CRUEL?!?!?! SHE'S DEAD YOU MONSTERS! DEAD, LIKE MY ERM... LIKE THIS JOKE!! Seriously, you guys've gotta let me work that magic with the n00bs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Okay Okay, Yo Momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Wiat, are we suppose to make them up ourselves or recycle old ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Thread says 'classic', which tells me it's rehashing old shit. Plus I doubt the King of the CrapShack wants any innovation leaking out into FC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Yo mama likes it when i leak innovation in her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ... desicated corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Yo momma so fat that when she says she feels like she's sitting on top of the world, she really is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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