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So since my last year of achievements has been eaten, here's what I was up to during the year 2014 for CHUD.com

 

DVD/Blu-Ray Reviews: (ones in bold are reccomended)

Todd and the Book of Pure Evil - Season 2

Breaking Bad - Season 5

American Mary

X-Ray/Schizoid

The Incredible Melting Man

Death Valley

Hatchet 3

The Revenant

Outpost 2: Black Sun

Cold Prey 2

Bullet to the Head

Wolf Lake - The Complete Series

Cockneys vs. Zombies

Deadly Blessing

Cohen and Tate

The Hole

Eve of Destruction

Crawlspace

The Beast Within

We Are What We Are

The Frozen Ground

Children of a Darker Dawn

Thankskilling 3

The Following - Season 1

Contracted

The Horror at 37,000 Feet

Abducted

Caesar and Otto's Deadly X-Mas

Bad Dreams/Visting Hours

Nosferatu the Vampyre (the Werner Herzog remake)

Sean Weathers Presents: Vault of Terror

Gila!

Ginger Snaps

Eastbound and Down - Season 4

Eyes of the Woods

Swerve

In the House

A Case of You

Survival Code

Cuban Fury

 

I also started a column where I review and disect post-apocalyptic/apocalytpic/dystopian movies called Doomsday Reels, here are the ones I've done so far:

A Boy and His Dog

Damnation Alley

Left Behind

The Taint

 

While I was gathering information for my column on The Taint, I got an offer to review a screener of the director's new movie, so I did that too.

Science Team

 

So I'm gaining some notoriety and even got a cool hook-up from an indie director. It's a sliver slice of fame but my ego will eat it like the hungry waif it is.

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Shameless self promotion time again, my apocalypse/dystopia movie column's been going strong and this has a very small outside chance of becoming a paying gig in the future now. Not gonna hold my breath, but it would be cool. I have actual followers and that's a fucking trip. I make a Taylor Swift face every time someone calls my column well-written, especially in passing. Here's what's been going down. Bold are recommended, Bolded Red = SEE THIS MOVIE NOW, Brown = shit, Blue - So bad that it's amazing

 

The Day

Samurai Jack - The Premiere Movie

The Dead Next Door

Six-String Samurai

Life After Beth

Solarbabies AKA Solar Warriors

Hardware

Live Freaky Die Freaky

The World, The Flesh, and The Devil

Rock & Rule

Mulberry St.

Beowulf

Helldriver

The Adventures of Milo and Otis read the review, you'll understand

Red Dawn (the original)

Ultraviolet

Late August at the Hotel Ozone

Mad Max

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Tooth and Nail

Snowpiercer

The Ultimate Warrior

The Terminator

Terminator 2: Judment Day

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator Salvation

 

Also the last of my DVD/Blu-Ray reviews:

Hellinger/Holy Terror - OH MY SWEET JESUS WATCH HELLINGER NOW IT IS THE GREATEST AWFUL MOVIE IN ALL OF CREATION, READ THE REVIEW

Whitewash

Legendary

Cold in July

The Squad

The Hunted

Haunt

The Following - Season 2

Phantom of the Opera (80s slasher version with Robert Englund, basically just Darkman)

Exists

Big Driver

Summer of Blood

Collar

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So first off, everybody check out the new cannibal western starring Kurt Russell, Bone Tomahawk. Cannot oversell it: Axels, Nizzlers, I'm looking at your guys. Tremors 5 and What We Do in the Shadows are pretty great too.

 

Also gotta pimp the werewolf movie Late Phases: it's like Gran Torino, Silver Bullet, and Bubba Ho-Tep were one movie!

 

Stung was okay, Burying the Ex as well.

 

In other news, I've been a busy motherfucker of late for CHUD. Between September first and October 31st I have watched and reviewed 50 movies, all while working 9 hour days and dealing with the wife's entire family living in my house. Ut.

 

we did reviews of every fucking thing Wes Craven ever directed (I did

And I watched and reviewed a Full Moon Entertainment movie every single day of October

 

And of course the usual Doomsday Reels dump: Bold means it's definitely worth watching

Red = See it now, Blue = So bad it's good, Brown = Shit

Delicatessen

Miracle Mile

Exit Humanity

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Kairo/Pulse

Pulse (US remake)

Pulse 2

Pulse 3

Robot Jox

Crash & Burn

Robot Wars

Robot Holocaust

Creepozoids

Parasite

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Wow, you have been busy, man. Respect on just the output of words alone.

 

I will add Miracle Mile to my long list of films to see whenever I get through all the damned great TV shows that are out. And that review of Delicatessen brought back some memories. I remember seeing that film only once back in college, it was after I fell in love with City of Lost Children, and I just did not get it. I need to revisit again though. And I still haven't seen Mic-Macs.

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