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21 Jumpstreet... 1987... eighty effin' seven

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Autobiography pic... 2008... last effin' year

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I see the same effin' guy, about 2 weeks apart, long enough to grow a goatee. So, is MIB real or something, and Depp is just wearing a skin, or did he confide in Michael Jackson, and sleeps in an oxygen chamber 'n shit?

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Prince, 1979

 

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Prince at Coachella Festival 2008

 

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Admittedly, he looks different, but not 30 years older.

 

 

Prince doesn't count, he's clearly a reanimated Haitian zombie.

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So...insanity is the fountain of youth?

 

I think that's the lesson being taught in this thread. That perma-smirk that Prince has now really gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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Perhaps. We'll have to take a look at Joaquin Phoenix in about 15-20 years.

 

HA! good one, the test of time is on like donkey kong.

 

and yea Spiffy, Tom Cruise has held on. When he goes long hair, he looks like he is trying to look younger vs his short hair and in shape. good spot, Spiffy.

 

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Richard Dean Anderson... if you look past the grey hair... he hasnt aged much... unlike Val Kilmer

 

Late 80's Macgyver longhair beefcake/mullet-lite Richard Dean Anderson

 

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Stargate Richard Dean Anderson

 

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Late 80's Macgyver longhair beefcake/mullet-lite Richard Dean Anderson

 

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Apparently Richard Dean Anderson used to be a gay prostitute... or was a member of The NKOTB? (Not quite the same thing)

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Richard Dean Anderson... if you look past the grey hair... he hasnt aged much... unlike Val Kilmer

 

Late 80's Macgyver longhair beefcake/mullet-lite Richard Dean Anderson

 

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Stargate Richard Dean Anderson

 

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Sadly, on the Last Stargate SG-1 movie (Stargate: Continuum I believe) Anderson is looking, really, REALLY old; which was too bad, he had some good moments in that show that I missed when he left SG-1. And the last SNL MacGruder skit where Anderson put on a mullet wig he was looking downright ancient.

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Seems like it belongs here. Also:

 

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Smokey Robinson at 34

 

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Smokey Robinson at 70.

 

Granted he doesn't look the same, but the dude looks ridiculous for 70.

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William Shatner. 80 years old. Photo taken this year.

 

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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. 60 years old next month. Photo without makeup taken last year.

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