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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

 

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

 

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

 

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

 

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."

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Since we're feeling so anesthetised

In our comfort zone

Reminds me of the second time

That I followed you home

 

We're running out of alibi

On the second of May

Reminds me of the summer time

On this winter day

 

See you at the bitter end

See you at the bitter end

 

Every step we take that's synchronized

Every broken bone

Reminds me of the second time

That I followed you home

 

You shower me with lullabies

As you're walking away

Reminds me that it's killing time

On this fateful day

 

See you at the bitter end

See you at the bitter end

See you at the bitter end

See you at the bitter end

 

Everytime we're intercepted

Feels love like suicide

Slow and sad, come in silence

Arise a bitter time

(See you at the bitter end)

 

I love to see you run around

And I can see you now

Full to bleed, arms wide out

(See you at the bitter end)

 

Come on and reach in sighs

Grab the gentleness inside

 

Heard a cry

Six months time

(See you at the bitter end)

In six months time

prepare the end

(See you at the bitter end)

 

 

 

Did you ever have that feeling that someone is behind you, and when you turn there's no one? I'm having it right now.. Of course, there's noone in the house but me..... Spooky

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I just got off the phone with a very drunken skeeter. He's a trip!!! Half the time I was trying to make out the slurring words from his accent, while he was trying to stay awake on the train home. Good man he is.

 

Can't wait to be there with ya man... oh and the booze!

 

ps. I hope you made it ok. Hopefully you don't wake up to something funky in your face. :ghost:

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two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

one towards a life and one towards a post count that was high,

we took the road less traveled by,

and that has made all the difference.

 

hahaha! :gross:

 

 

...DAMMIT!

 

what?!?!? TELL ME... i what to konw.... wha't you're thinking... tell me what's on your mind...

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