The NZA Posted March 15, 2003 Author Share Posted March 15, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 tonight were gonna party like its 1999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2003 Author Share Posted March 15, 2003 Well, it was bound to happen...there's a justin timberlake song on my hard drive. I resisted the "cry me a river" mix with 50 cent but i heard "rock your body" on the radio, and i dug it...bad enough chief got me onto JC Chasez "blowin me up" one...are you happy now, spiffytee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 ok, well, once again i have beef with my fellow classmates... this time it's more serious... so, i would like to take this time to THANK all of my fellow ap gov't classmates for INFORMING me that we have a MIDTERM on MONDAY. i know you don't want me to set a high curve guys, but jeezus christ, this is just fucked up. i don't want to hear any excuses, either. on a brighter note, aside from the studying i will be doing tomorrow (although i have been studying my notes, cept when i was sick, so i probably still have all the retarded people beat), i got my acceptance letter from uop, along with a $10,000 regents scholarship. uop here i come. along with the honors program. no more moochers. also, i am going to the mall tonight to spend my birthday money. : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2003 Author Share Posted March 15, 2003 Taken from Modern Humorist Get your anti-war on MARCH 14TH — TIM DUNCAN'S NUDE WAR PROTEST 1101 Apt. #4 Brown St. Boston, MA 02108 (e-mail Tim for directions) On the 14th, we hope to have at least two dozen women at Tim's place, to spell "War Sucks!" on his bedroom floor. Punctuation will be increased or decreased depending on amount of people. Please tell your friends. We will also have Twister, and some 2-liter sodas if anything is on sale. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARCH 15TH — ABRAMS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY'S "BUILD A HOME FOR PEACE" RALLY Construction Site off of Rt. 2 Abrams, WI 54101 We need to finish construction of a new Abrams community subdivision by the end of the month...for peace. And we need all the help we can get. Anyone interested in peace, who knows anything about basic house construction, plumbing or wiring (or who is willing to learn), is urged to show up on the 15th and help build houses for peace. We will pay nine dollars and fifty cents per hour for good, dedicated workers who are interested in peace. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARCH 15TH — JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL ANTI-WAR WEEKEND HOMEWORK STRIKE Jefferson High School Jefferson, MD 21755 To protest the coming war, all JHS students in Mrs. Dwight's history class are going to "forget" to do our homework over the weekend. She can't do anything if we ALL refuse to do our homework, so please, nobody chicken out on this. Also, we are planning on not sitting in our assigned seats, and being really loud in the middle of class on Monday, to see what she does. She'll probably flip out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARCH 16TH — "PLEASE DON'T ATTACK US, WE BEG YOU" RALLY Iraqi Army Base Balad, Iraq Please? We don't have any weapons of mass destruction. Well, okay, maybe one or two, but we don't use them! We just like looking at them. Seriously, please do not attack us. "War makes God cry," etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Starting to solo on guitar a little bit. Give me a few years I'm gonna be wailing on that axe. Whoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 16, 2003 Author Share Posted March 16, 2003 ...Jokes! What did the zebra say to the strawberry? “If you so much as look at my wife, I will fucking kill you.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Girls with ANIMALS want to sell me a refinanced mortgage and Herbal Solutions Inc think I need a 'larger, stronger cock!" Opening my email inbox is such an adventure these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 16, 2003 Author Share Posted March 16, 2003 "When he was a child, his pet gerbil told him that Dad made Auntie Susie say prayers into his trousers. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 This pimps a money maker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 "Life..is a series of dogs." - George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Ahh i just feel like poping my eyes out. Make the pain stop...pleaase! Visine lied it dont get the red out. Im gonna try Clear Eyes see if that boring guy tells the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 ...more jokes! Did you ever hear the story about the invisible robot who freed the children from their jobs at the doorknob factory? Of course you didn’t, those kids remain in bondage to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackerzoid7o7 Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 I love becky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPoPgEiShA Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 i love mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 time to write on the convergence of the twain!! yeah. well. today wasn't that fabulous! in fact, it was fabrible... like terrible... except retarded. darn that one is not going in webster's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 :irish: Tonight, the stereotypes go all out: i eat potatoes, drink, start fights, and carbomb protestants. Cars with jesus fishies, beware! Unless your car's a piece of shit; in which case, as def pointed out, im just doing you a favor, assuming youre not in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Dammit!!! if only i could get 10 more posts then I would be 200 exactly behind Cheif........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 i love becky too. She gives mad head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 making kilt for prom... :sleepy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 *Gack* *cough* *retch* *uggh* "EEwww" *spit* "Goddamn" What's in this shit? Ammonium Carbonate - 156g ! Who the hell makes cold medicine from AMMONIA? -------2 hours later-------- Man, that stuff really worked. My head's all clear. "Still have to pay me a million dollars to take more of it though." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MyLeakyBucket Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Punk rock is freedom. It's a fact. There's been no actual scientific evidence but it is scientific fact. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 "That's when you know yo ass got whupped..when you feelin like 'dayum, the underneef of my arm hurts and it stangs when i breathe', that's when someone messed you up." - Steve Harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Nice revamp of the code buttons yahven. Much smoother, less room for error. :approve: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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