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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

 

-Bill Hicks

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Top Ten Reason's My Job is fun

  • Watching the guys who slyly rent the porn and think you don't realize
  • The old dude who was shot to fuck in the 'Nam
  • The constantly looped in-store T.V. Station
  • They all love me, they all love me, them girls, them girls they all love me
  • Feeling superior 'cause I saw "The Seventh Seal" and not "Bringing Down the House"
  • The nerdy dudes that rent Python that are real easy to please
  • People who ask if I know this gut from Ireland called John Murphy
  • Staff discount
  • I can rent "Society" for free anytime I want to
  • Did I mention them girls, them girls they all love me?

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Beyonce's right; its crazy right now.

 

Arnold might make guv'nah. famousfigures_ahnuldforgov.gif

Bush is leaking CIA names for revenge.

Canada is one of the best places to live in the world, and some actually think China is on its way to become more democratic than the U.S.

Germany wants to stay out of wars.

And there's a general running for president as a Democrat!

 

"Dogs and cats, living together..mass hysteria!"

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Dueling Banj....uh...Post sessions are the bestest.

 

Heh...I've continued the pimping by having my Preacher's signature as;

 

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The Bendis Board is next and then...then the WORLD! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Well, maybe not, but there sure ain't nothing as fun as cackling evilly.

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