dinghy Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Ok!! Nobody Move WHERE ARE MY KEYS? AHhhh!> "shouldn't you be searching for them" you say? Yes perhaps...but where?! :thinking: :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 I'm such a dork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 "Hey man wanna see a movie?" "Which one?" "Umm, either '13 conversations about one thing' or 'Pantaleon y las visitadoras' which we couldnt see the other day.'" "umm, how about 'undercover brother'?" This is precisely why I see lots of movies alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 You people missed it. My last shit was epic. It talked to me. I had to kill it with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Undercover Brother was the best movie I've seen since the last movie I've seen! :figures anyone who liked Undercover Brother won't get the joke and anyone who didn't is laughing it up on the inside: Shame there's no emoticon for that emotion.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Hmm, see, leaving the house at 9 doesnt mean I wasted my day sitting at home, I woke up at like 4pm dammit! It's the morning for me! I think I'll go catch a matinee and maybe have some lunch after, good day to you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 I hate you guys - Eric Cartman You guys Are my best friends Through thick and thin We'll always be together We're 4 of a kind Having fun all day Pallin' around and laughing away Cause best friends best friends are we I love you guys. - Evil Eric Cartman from the Evil Parallel Universe I will do the German Dance for you It's fun and Gay and Hard to do I hope you will enjoy my dance It is real fun and realy gaaaay - Eric Cartman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 My new shopping project is to find an audio tape of the best of Spinal Tap.I know it exists, I saw it a long time ago. I'm coming for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 As a completely original statement, not as a response to anything anyone else said in the past, I would say the best place to find a Spinal Tap CD would be Half.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 On an equally unrelated note: Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Skippy, what's the name of that group playing on stage? Who. The name of the group. Who. The group on stage. Who! The group playing on stage. Who!!! You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy. Who is on stage! That's what I'm asking you: Who is on stage? That's what I said. You said who? I sure did. So tell me their name. Who. The name of the group. Who. The group on stage! Who! The name of the band on stage! Who!!! You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy. I am not, Aunt Slappy! I'm telling you: Who's on stage. So tell me. Who. The name of the group. Who. The group on stage. Who! That's what >I'myou And I'm telling you the answer! Wait... Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage? Yes. Does that band have a name? Yes. Do you know the name of that band? Yes. Then tell me the name of the band on stage. Who. The name of the band. Who. The band on stage! Who! The band playing on stage!!! Who!!! That's what >I I'm telling you! Who is on stage? Yes. Who is? Yes. Oh, so the name of the band is Yes. No, Aunt Slappy. Yes is not even at this concert. Then who is on stage? Yes. Who is? Yes. That's what I just said: Yes is on stage. No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage. What are you asking >me I'm not! Wait... Let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage? No, I don't see The Band! That's a different group entirely. On stage, Skippy. Look! See the band? No, I don't. Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There! There's the band! No, that's not The Band! The Band is performing later on. Who's on stage! You tell me. Who. The name of the group on stage. Who. The name of the group! Who! The group on stage! Who!!! The band!!! No, The Band's performing later! Right now, we're listening to Who! That's what >I PS If anyone has a wav or mp3 file, or knows where to get one, of this dialogue, I have been looking for it so long (going on 6 years now) I'd be willing to pay for it (or before heterosexual sexual favors) at this point for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 my mp3 playlist at the moment pumpkins: slunk (live) Where boys fear to tread (live) rock on, heavy metal machine (live) '89 demos - my dahlia '89 demos - daughter ascendo dont you want me baby Luna (1991 demo) 12 depresso (instrumental) descendo drum solo (live) silverfuck (live) weeping willowly In the arms of sleep Jackboot Jennifer ever (demo) Let me give the world to you Jupiter's Lament Once in a while Lily (my one and only) Plume Landslide (live) blissed and gone (live) silverfuck (live london) Kooks Psychadelic 1988 (demo) Dross (live) Rings Farewell and goodnight bored is as bored does, "Gone long gone, blink and I'll be gone gone gone Leave this world of wrong, wrong wrong leave it far behind...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 I just saw this guy with a freakishly long nech. It was like easily three time normal length. Weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 17, 2002 Author Share Posted June 17, 2002 ...I'm afraid i dont have anythin even remotely clever to add here this time, sorry.... ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 18, 2002 Author Share Posted June 18, 2002 Movies that are not currently being reviewed by our "movie" section: Father, Mirror, Father The flower that drank the moon and on and on....and you call yourself a film critic, Mr JunkerSeed! For shame! :dissappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 I'm being asked the most random goddamned questions the minute I get home... [rant]You know, if you have a college degree, hell if you're a generally intelligent person, and even if you're not sometimes, you will still most likely end up with a job that earns you enough money to support yourself. The degree you choose doesn't matter much unless your only objective is to make hundreds of thousands of dollars. Study something you really fuckin like, not something you're somewhat interested in that will make you money. People act like if you dont study business or "computers" you're gonna end up a bum on the street. Fuck that. I consider myself lucky that I know what I like, and know what I want to study. A competant college graduate is not going to left unemployed for long, regardless of what they have a degree in, so what harm is there in becoming knowledgable at something you love? Eh, enough out of me [/rant] "What do you mean why am I doing this? I'm robbing a bank because they got money here. That's why I'm robbing it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 A competant college graduate is not going to left unemployed for long, regardless of what they have a degree in, so what harm is there in becoming knowledgable at something you love? Amen to that! I was going to do Law but then realised I'm not devious or vicious enough, and don't really want to do a degree that by all accounts is bloody boring as hell. So here I am doing English and Philosophy, wahey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 Being alive is an interesting state. I benefit from interacting through my own will. I'm a machine, a biological machine with an expected expiration date. Much like that ancient myth where the cyclopses were cursed with knowledge of the day of their deaths, knowing our existance is finite can be quite unsettling. Unless we come to terms with what we want to get out of life, we will end up chasing the dreams of others in hopes and removing that guilt, that doubt that we missing something out of life. Prepare to die in 100 years, be ready not to regret your death by tomorrow. Every day is that magical day that must be milked for all its worth. Regret is a terrible thing for we aren't time travelers. Be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions, risk big, win big.... or lose big. I wanna run through the halls of my high schoolI wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's no such thing as the real world Just a lie you've got to rise above So the good boys and girls take the so called right track Faded white hats Grabbing credits Maybe transfers They read all the books but they can't find the answers And all of our parents They're getting older I wonder if they've wished for anything better While in their memories Tiny tragedies Excerpt of John Mayer's No Such Thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 Know what I hate that's completely unrelated to anything here and hence not a reply, which would violated the rule of the random thread which i'm not because this is random? When someone wants to reply so they just use a troll to reply so we don't know who they are, bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 What day is it?..... It's shrimply tuesday, that's what day it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 No no no, What I hate is being a clueless newbie, playing with the search facility, coming to this thread and replying without reading the initial premise ie to not reply. And what's worse, I've now gone and replied AGAIN, further degenerating the thread into order and breaking the fragile chaos that was it's entire existence. Nonetheless, I thought it apt to point out that I'm not a troll, just an idiot. Sorry, I'll go sit in the corner and leave you to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 They're putting in new carpets tomorrow. Lifting the dark underbelly of my living space and fitting a new one - like you can just ... do that! I mean, it's like ... aaargh! Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 18, 2002 Author Share Posted June 18, 2002 The first rule of Blargh's randomness is you do not talk about Blargh's randomness! Though, if some random figure - not a troll - who doesnt know the rules randomly comes on the board & randomly posts on a random thread, but it's connecting, isnt that in itself random? Oh yeah: People, if you call here & your number is "blocked" im not answering, period. And Team Wireless, fuck you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectre Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my MOTHER FUCKING CUNT, FUCK ME, FUCK ME JESUS FUCK ME *cough* ... spout. teehee :emotions: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 I see dead people.....apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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